This thread is designed to name the worst possible stand-up comedian that you could think of. Obviously, they shouldn't already be a comedian.
Nicholas Cage stand-up.
Nicholas Cage stand-up.
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Phil Goff - what a boring, miserable c**t
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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any politician - john key needs a script, goff is a moronic tool
Queenslander 3x a year.
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I dunno 95% of women? Even women comedians are pretty shocking.
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Brave call FT. You won't get away with it you know!
I know, I know, its serious!
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Brave call FT. You won't get away with it you know!
Yeah but it's unlikely that it will be funny whatever the women here do to me. More Kim Wilde than Oscar Wilde.
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Paul Holmes
Wrong - he's an incredibly good (and funny) speaker.
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Brave call FT. You won't get away with it you know!
Yeah but it's unlikely that it will be funny whatever the women here do to me. More Kim Wilde than Oscar Wilde.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks - Dorothy Parker
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork - Mae West
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain - Lily Tomlin
3 quick witted and humorous females who all must have been prescient since spoke about FT years ago...
and like any of you wd have thrown Kim Wilde out of bed even if her music was lame. And mock if you will but Kim Wilde holds the record for being the most-charted British solo female act of the 1980s, with seventeen UK Top 40 hit singles throughout the decade; and late in her career she wrote most of her own songs so can't be entirely unliterary
Oscar Wilde on the other hand while being humorous tho somewhat pithy at times led a life of choices that saw him spend many year imprisoned, exiled,reviled by his countrymen, banned frm his family and dying an early death close to pauperism
stealthkiwi2011-03-26 19:45:19
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Brave call FT. You won't get away with it you know!
Yeah but it's unlikely that it will be funny whatever the women here do to me. More Kim Wilde than Oscar Wilde.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks - Dorothy Parker
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork - Mae West
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain - Lily Tomlin
3 quick witted and humorous females who all must have been prescient since spoke about FT years ago...
and like any of you wd have thrown Kim Wilde out of bed even if her music was lame. And mock if you will but Kim Wilde holds the record for being the most-charted British solo female act of the 1980s, with seventeen UK Top 40 hit singles throughout the decade; and late in her career she wrote most of her own songs so can't be entirely unliterary
Oscar Wilde on the other hand while being humorous tho somewhat pithy at times led a life of choices that saw him spend many year imprisoned, exiled,reviled by his countrymen, banned frm his family and dying an early death close to pauperism
and your point is?
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Yeah, what the hell was that, SK?
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That was a troll in a skirt. Still bearded tho.
E + R + O
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Mike Smith - he's about as funny as a fart in an elevator.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Craig McLachlan. Aussie actor who used to be on Neighbours. He tried turning to stand up and was on the Footy Show once. He was absolutely terrible.
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Ross Aloisi.
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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Jeremy Corbett - about as funny as Mike Smith.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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That was a troll in a skirt. Still bearded tho.
yeah right lol - I might have hairy legs on occasion but there are none on my chinny chin chin. plus with summer pretty much over all my skirts are hibernating as they don't go with my dr martens
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and your point is?
that there are some funny females and some crap ones. but Dorothy Pareker always had a great way with words. And that saying we meer females are more Kim Wilde than Oscar Wilde might only be an insult in your mind
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I guess I got confused when you implied that Kim Wilde was better than Oscar Wilde because she'd sold lots of records, while Oscar was sent to jail for being a homo. That threw me, tbh!
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I guess I got confused when you implied that Kim Wilde was better than Oscar Wilde because she'd sold lots of records, while Oscar was sent to jail for being a homo. That threw me, tbh!
But I didn't actually say that now did I. I said K.Wilde wasn't quite as inept as FT implied and that O.Wilde made a history out of constantly making bad choices and flaunting things he knew wd get him into trouble plus alientating his friends etc - that kind of out weighs his literary talent. I think its really sad he lived such a hard life and was so 'supposedly' miserable the last five years of it
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" Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong."
- GB Shaw (attributed to O. Wilde)
Junior822011-03-28 12:40:09
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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"Kind hearts don't make a new story. Kind hearts don't grab any glory. We're the kids in America."
- K. Wilde.
- K. Wilde.
I know, I know, its serious!
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"It�s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody�s lookin� forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday"
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody�s lookin� forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday"
-R Black
(Comic Genius)
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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I guess I got confused when you implied that Kim Wilde was better than Oscar Wilde because she'd sold lots of records, while Oscar was sent to jail for being a homo. That threw me, tbh!
But I didn't actually say that now did I. I said K.Wilde wasn't quite as inept as FT implied and that O.Wilde made a history out of constantly making bad choices and flaunting things he knew wd get him into trouble plus alientating his friends etc - that kind of out weighs his literary talent. I think its really sad he lived such a hard life and was so 'supposedly' miserable the last five years of it
Hey Sk it was a bit of a troll post. Kim Wilde is far more funny than Oscar Wilde obviously.
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