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Nigella Lawson

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Nigella Lawson
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Go for it, cuisine fans.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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having had to grow up with Allison Holst, i feel cheated a little, still, her Anzac biscuits we're to die for...
giddyup2008-07-28 17:40:36
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I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass just to toss off over her shadow.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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I thought all women could cook. What makes her so special?

Three for me, and two for them.

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TheJam wrote:
I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass just to toss off over her shadow.
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Buffon II wrote:
I thought all women could cook. What makes her so special?
 
I'd say its her melons
football_mum2008-07-28 18:20:08
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I'd wreck her.
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i think youd have some competition. she is married to one of the Saatchi lads. of Saatchi & Saatchi fame
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dreams are free
giddyup2008-07-28 18:43:51
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she's wondrous
I like tautologies because I like them.
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She's the offsprig of Nigel Lawson. I'd rather slit my wrists.
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As lovely as she is, she's eaten a few too many of her own pies hasn't she or does the TV just add 10 kgs?
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A girl doesn't need to be skinny to be incredibly sexy.
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As lovely as she is, she's eaten a few too many of her own pies hasn't she or does the TV just add 10 kgs?


Just slap her arse and ride the surf home

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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Spent my Saturday afternoon watching her on the Telly. I presume she was cooking but I was rather distracted by her. Lovely girl.
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Such a lovely posh accent.
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of my life...
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HarryHotspur wrote:
She's the offsprig of Nigel Lawson. I'd rather slit my wrists.
 
Yeah, but afterwards. Surely.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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i'd peel her spuds
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She's one big hot girl, that's for sure. I do her for free.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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She can prime my scotch beef anytime.

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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theprof wrote:
She's one hot girl, that's for sure.


She is hot!




for girls with curves







football_mum2008-07-29 15:12:48
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here here

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I get the feeling i am far too young for this thread.

Three for me, and two for them.

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I wouldn't mind basting her Turkey

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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She can have the top off my egg anytime she likes....

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Wongo wrote:
Such a lovely posh accent.
 
I would happily shag her voice.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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She's 48? wow. What about her waist...
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Buffon II wrote:
I get the feeling i am far too young for this thread.

Beauty is ageless, but yeah, might seem weird if we were to start saying what those middle-aged gits are.

I love one of the comments on that youtube video: 'If you look closely, you'll notice she's actually cooking something!'
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MILF !!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Lonegunmen wrote:
MILF !!


does she have kids? if not, Ilf!
I like tautologies because I like them.
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God I love the Off Season!!!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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I honestly don't get it.  She has never flicked a switch for me.
 
Maybe I am too young???????
 
She is well mingin ma g's.  Ah woodn't put ma hand ne where near her punani 4 all da 50 cent cds in da world.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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