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Pick my footballing role for next season

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pick my footballing role for next season

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Looking at having a year in the field, not sure where in the field precisely. Think i could willingly have a go at any of the above options.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

a nuggety striker

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just to add a bit more info to help people's choices i'm 5' 10" and somewhere between 65-70kg. Oh, and not very fit.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ahmad Erich lazy winger

Allegedly

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
how good are you with oranges? 

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Do you like dogs?

Could consider a change of code if so.

Allegedly

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
Do you like dogs?

Could consider a change of code if so.


Not really i'm afraid.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No option for referee?
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hows your first touch?

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
Hows your first touch?


Not bad.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
deep lying playmaker!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Director of Football?
 
Criteria:
 
5 ft 6 (or thereabouts)
Avid user of youtube to scout talent
Complete disregard for your club
Inversely proportional ability to brown nose up to a fellow cockney (and owner) who sells mouthguards
 
Being a t**ser also helps
 
 
Alternatively being French and an inability to get on with the manager are aslo big plusses.
 
Junior822010-11-08 13:47:17

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Goalies are goalies for a reason, Buffy.

Best stay put.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fluffer?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Tegal wrote:
Do you like dogs?

 
Yeah I like Dags. I like Caravans more though...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Goalies are goalies for a reason, Buffy. Best stay put.


But i fancy a run in the field, i really do.

Liking the idea of being a nothing midfielder.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Given height and size details that you provided I probably wouldn't suggest striker unless you're playing more than one up the front.

Based on limited knowledge I voted for the Pirlo option.  Let us know what you pick, though, and how it goes.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tim Brown invisible but score the odd goal midfielder? 
 
That way your lack of fitness won't be shown up as you won't be doing anything but you get all the glory.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mulligan type never playing squad member.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
Mulligan type never playing squad member.


But Mulligan does play now.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The All Whites need a solid full back, easy vote.
You know we belong together...

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Arsenal still need a keeper. Stick with what you know Buffon II
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