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piggy in the middle

Salmon swim upstream

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Swine flu outbreak comes to NZ?

is it time to make like Morrisey and panic?

 
 
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should have used this smiley  when i started thread!
 

what the hell was i thinking!
Salmon072009-05-05 15:13:57

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9.00 news:

no patients are seriously ill, but highly likely that they have h1n1 swine flu

Alert status has been stepped up from white to code yellow


Auckland, you are seriously cursed: first the Beckham debacle, then My Fair Lady losing 1.9 mill and the lights going off in the Super 14...now this...


Salmon swim upstream

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There's another flight due in at 05:30 monday morning in Auckland with some more students on it. They too may have this flu.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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On the Shore too. Kilometers from my house.

Oh well, it was nice knowing you all.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Lonegunmen wrote:
There's another flight due in at 05:30 monday morning in Auckland with some more students on it. They too may have this flu.


we must have a skyhawk in mothballs somewhere-get it out, dust it off and shoot down that bug laden airship of doom.


ok maybe a little ott

Salmon swim upstream

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Kiwi Pie- Did you just read the title and do a google search?
 
this is about Swine Flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
anyone panicking yet?

Salmon swim upstream

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My faja (austin powers speak) is working closely to this and says the rate it moves on is frightening.. How many of the 364 hae they found from that flight from sat?

Apparently one of the kids who tested postive was playing football 5 hrs after the flight

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Salmon07 wrote:
Kiwi Pie- Did you just read the title and do a google search?
 
this is about Swine Flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
anyone panicking yet?


Nope, I just found that photo and wanted to post it somewhere.
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IBTB (In Before The Bacon).

E + R + O

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
My faja (austin powers speak) is working closely to this and says the rate it moves on is frightening.. How many of the 364 hae they found from that flight from sat?

Apparently one of the kids who tested postive was playing football 5 hrs after the flight
 
And probably spat all over the pitch
 
Now we have a rumour worth spreading

Salmon swim upstream

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Pigs fly
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You swine!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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That picture is hilarious KP
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Lonegunmen wrote:
You swine!


What ever happened to the Pundemonium thread !?
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kiwi pie wrote:



Man U thread?
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Relax. They will develop some vaccine, pill or oink-ment.
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Like that tweetment they made for bird flu?
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everyone should relax-take a swill pill

Salmon swim upstream

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Salmon07 wrote:
9.00 news:

no patients are seriously ill, but highly likely that they have h1n1 swine flu

 
So if there is a major breakout in New Zealand, will our version be classed the k1w1 swine flu??
 
Can we really believe these Mexicans. They could be telling us porkies.
 
 
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Salmon07 wrote:
9.00 news:

no patients are seriously ill, but highly likely that they have h1n1 swine flu

 
So if there is a major breakout in New Zealand, will our version be classed the k1w1 swine flu??
 
Can we really believe these Mexicans. They could be telling us porkies.
 
 
 
you're scratching the bottom of the barrel now Gooner

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These pretzels are bacon me THIRSTY!
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Salmon07 wrote:
9.00 news:

no patients are seriously ill, but highly likely that they have h1n1 swine flu

 
So if there is a major breakout in New Zealand, will our version be classed the k1w1 swine flu??
 
Can we really believe these Mexicans. They could be telling us porkies.
 
 
 
I think they're giving us the whole hog.  Schwinehund, Englander pig!!
Wongo2009-04-28 12:32:49
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I could be rasher about it, but it will tail off soon.edward l2009-04-28 13:06:04
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Confirmed in NZ.

We have 3 Rangi students in our team at Birko.

Birko = dooooooomed.


Three for me, and two for them.

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NZ - "the Mexico of the South Pacific!"
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A mate of mine has been touring the states over the past few months and is planning to cross the mexican border within the next 48 hours. He said he only heard about the swine flu yesterday and it hasn't changed their plans. Nuts.

Fuck this stupid game

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TopLeft07 wrote:
A mate of mine has been touring the states over the past few months and is planning to cross the mexican border within the next 48 hours. He said he only heard about the swine flu yesterday and it hasn't changed their plans. Nuts.

Pretty pig headed of him, if you don't mind me saying.
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kiwi pie wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
A mate of mine has been touring the states over the past few months and is planning to cross the mexican border within the next 48 hours. He said he only heard about the swine flu yesterday and it hasn't changed their plans. Nuts.

Pretty pig headed of him, if you don't mind me saying.


thats hogwash Kiwipie-they don't need to worry. haven't you heard the phrase:
"what goes on tour, styes on tour"

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That's a rather ham fisted attempt at a pig gag, Sal.
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Oh well, thats Good Bye to my Pork Pie.
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this is surely a sign of the end of times- the four horseman of the apocalypse are riding into town like devils on horseback

(stretching it a bit i know)

Salmon swim upstream

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The jokes about the swine flu are about as contageous

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2366658/Swine-flu-jokes-pigs-might-fly
TopLeft072009-04-29 17:25:49

Fuck this stupid game

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Kid at my school on the plane with the North Cote students has been quarantined, but not before I was in a class with him on monday.
You know we belong together...

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Did he sneeze?  That can infect everyone in the room, if he was infected.
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Oska wrote:
Kid at my school on the plane with the North Cote students has been quarantined, but not before I was in a class with him on monday.



Three for me, and two for them.

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Oska wrote:
Kid at my school�on the plane with the North Cote students has been quarantined, but not before I was in a class with him on monday.


Not cool.
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Way to freak me out...
 
Nah I'm sweet, aparrently.
You know we belong together...

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