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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:
ok so here's a question. I was driving over the Haywards the other day and looking at all the beautiful farm land, and I saw this cow and a calf walkin side by side, and my initial thought was god damn that must be painful to give birth to.
So then I'm thinking, God punished Eve for taking the apple by giving her the pain of childbirth, wtf did the poor cow do to have to push something like that out??
 
maybe it doesn't hurt for cows
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:
ok so here's a question. I was driving over the Haywards the other day and looking at all the beautiful farm land, and I saw this cow and a calf walkin side by side, and my initial thought was god damn that must be painful to give birth to.
So then I'm thinking, God punished Eve for taking the apple by giving her the pain of childbirth, wtf did the poor cow do to have to push something like that out??
 
f**k cows, what about blue whales?
 
They must have been proper bastards, back in ye olde bible days... "And lo, Jesus got his head kicked in by a gang of blue whales, and He did say 'you c**ts'll pay for that', and they laughed at Him. As did some cows."
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Replaced with this......

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

Lonegunmen2008-02-06 18:32:45
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:

(please don't ban me!)


Then don't post stuff like that. Duh.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yomcat wrote:
HarryHotspur wrote:
Non believer (different to atheism in my eyes, which, as I understand it, has a position of arguing the non existence of a divine creator. Must be difficult to 'prove' there is no such thing, as how can you disprove something based on faith?!).

Someone find out what the term is for such a position as mine (Yomcat rises to such challenges),

nullifidian


Is there a Yomcat theasaurus for sale?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't say Yomcat, he gets picky. Say yomcat. The thesaurus is called Dictionary.app
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What he said. Brain + dictionary.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not the answer I was thinking of, however! The term is a theological concept and unlikely to be in the dictionary. Started with s from what I remember...I (we) will find out. Cheers yomcat.
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HarryHotspur wrote:
Not the answer I was thinking of, however! The term is a theological concept and unlikely to be in the dictionary. Started with s from what I remember...I (we) will find out. Cheers yomcat.

Are you a sceptic Harry?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yes, but no! Getting warmer

I've now established the answer to this perplexing 'term' might be in a box in the attic...perhaps I will be going to a higher place, after all...! HarryHotspur2008-02-07 12:04:50
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jebus loves me.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I just found out yesterday that mormons wear sacred underwear - that have masonic symbols on them - bizarro!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Scientologists are the strange ones Ginger, The Aliens delivered them!!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Scientologists are the strange ones Ginger, The Aliens delivered them!!


oh no, it starts with "S" - don't tell us Harry, you're a Scientologist
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I went to a Catholic high school where I did classical studies- the definition of irony has to be a Priest teaching students about how those whacky Romans worshipped all sorts of crazy Gods, and then performing mass where he's convinced the bread and wine he's dishing out is the blood and flesh of some guy who died 2,000 years ago.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
smarah wrote:
ok so here's a question. I was driving over the Haywards the other day and looking at all the beautiful farm land, and I saw this cow and a calf walkin side by side, and my initial thought was god damn that must be painful to give birth to.
So then I'm thinking, God punished Eve for taking the apple by giving her the pain of childbirth, wtf did the poor cow do to have to push something like that out??

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f**k cows, what about blue whales?

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They must have been proper bastards, back in ye olde bible days... "And lo, Jesus got his head kicked in by a gang of blue whales, and He did say 'you c**ts'll pay for that', and they laughed at Him. As did some cows."


How did god punish the snake for telling Eve about the tree?
Madethe snake crawl on his belly for the rest of his days
What a smart punishment!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tigers wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:
Scientologists are the strange ones Ginger, The Aliens delivered them!!
oh no, it starts with "S" - don't tell us Harry, you're a Scientologist


Spursologist!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:
tigers wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:
Scientologists are the strange ones Ginger, The Aliens delivered them!!
oh no, it starts with "S" - don't tell us Harry, you're a Scientologist


Spursologist!
 
haha love it very witty lol
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Does that mean there are Arseologists as well?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They must be holy...get to pundemonium...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sanday wrote:
Anyone see Louis Theroux last night? The story of the Phelps. Amercia's anti-homosexual propagandist family.Google Westboro baptist church for more.
The sort of people who give religion a bad name.


Is that the same guy who investigated the Militia groups and the White power groups in the US?  Interesting guy if it is...
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Bullfrog wrote:
sanday wrote:
Anyone see Louis Theroux last night? The story of the
Phelps. Amercia's anti-homosexual propagandist family.Google Westboro
baptist church for more.The sort of people who give religion a bad name.


Is that the same guy who investigated the Militia groups and the White power groups in the US?� Interesting guy if it is...


Yes it is.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dairyflat wrote:
orilla wrote:
Lonegunmen wrote:
Why are French road signs always in English letters and not French?
Because French and English letters are the same.
 
Purely FYI - They are referred to as Roman Letters
 
 
p.s. In answer of the OP. Atheist. 


You mean they're all actually in Italian?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You guys, other than Ginge still don't get it do you? Anyone know what a French Letter is? (Shakes head in disbelief!!) Lonegunmen2008-02-08 23:46:16
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah yeah like a monkey wrench is a llave inglesa...
Funnily enough in France it's an English letter.
I don't even want to think about the poor guy who has to lick the adhesive to post those things...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not the sort of job I'd want !!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Also, they say they batch test those things. Who exactly is this batch tester? Or do they get a batch of testers to test the same one?

Thanks el grapadura. I'll tune into Louis Theroux next Monday.
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