South Auckland

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

South Auckland

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I got these in the e-mail this morning.......

Q. Two South Auckland guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?

A. A Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a South Auckland Boy in a suit?

A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the South Auckland guy cross the road?

A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from South Auckland on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

Q. Two South Auckland Blokes in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The police!

Q. What do you say to a South Auckland person with a job?

A. A Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?

A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ouch LG, that's cutting towards the South Auckland peeps. I'm sure its all based on fact though.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I live (thankfully) south of South Auckland and I'd say it was pretty spot on!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

lol.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was sent another but on the knowledge I'd definately get banned on here, I've not posted it. But to be honest, I did laugh when I read it. No, it wasn't about any of the crimes of late.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

I was sent another but on the knowledge I'd definately get banned on here, I've not posted it. But to be honest, I did laugh when I read it. No, it wasn't about any of the crimes of late.

That's when you PM me it...

...though it might be more effective for me if you replaced "South Auckland" with "Eastern Metro Vancouver"

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Say NO to

racism.....

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You're right Coxey, We're all pink on the inside!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

You're right Coxey, We're all pink on the inside!

you stinkin' pinko!

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I don't see it as racist, there are people of european descent in South Auckland and most of them are as bad as anyone else.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I can only say that having worked in a few different cities and countries... only once did I get a call from the police saying lock the doors and keep all staff onsite until advised further... followed by seeing the AOS cruising round with their guns n stuff at the ready...

And no, it wasn't South London lol

E + R + O

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It isn't racist. It is like saying all Essex girls are trashy chavs.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Course it aint racist. 'Area-ist" or "District-ist" certainly but stretching things a bit to say it's racist.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Something that pissed me off from this article...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4597470a10.html

Rawiri Falwasser's mother, Kihi, said the verdict showed there was racism in the justice system. "It proves we live in a black-and-white world.

"We are absolutely shocked and devastated by the decision but we're not surprised. We had a white jury in there."

That last statement....is very racist in itself...Im not being racist when i say this but...Imagine if a white guy went and said "Im not surprised by the verdict as we had a black jury in there"

He'd be shot...

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Coxey wrote:

Say NO to

racism.....

Say NO to

Coxey.....

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Tegal wrote:

That last statement....is very racist in itself...Im not being racist when i say this but...Imagine if a white guy went and said "Im not surprised by the verdict as we had a black jury in there"

He'd be shot...

Agreed. The only racism there is her own. Not so much for what would happen if tables were turned, but because she painted all pakeha with the same brush.

I'm white. Heck, I'm originally from Australia, which doesn't have a very good reputation on the issue. I also don't give a damn about your skin colour, I give a damn about whether your son did it or not.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Racism - Is it really a colour thing or is it an attitude thing? Me, I judge a person on their attitude, not their skin colour.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

Racism - Is it really a colour thing or is it an attitude thing? Me, I judge a person on their attitude, not their skin colour.

Don't worry, that doesn't qualify you as racist

To me, racism is making discriminatory or unfair judgements based on a persons ethnicity, without taking into account other factors of that person.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Though it does get dodgy if you say something like 'he's a stupid maori', even if you mean them as two descriptors, as in he's stupid and he's maori.

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