thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.
Bless.
lol try what i do.
thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.
Bless.

thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.
Bless.
get wound up by unnecessary things on internet forums? No thanks.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
I am starting to think this thread has gotten a little sidetracked.
Best of luck tonight Bevan, and looking forward to seeing lots of the YF family there.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.
Bless.
get wound up by unnecessary things on internet forums? No thanks.

Pre-match drinkies at the 4K if anyone else is coming along.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
I would if I didnt have football tonight.
Good luck bevan!
I bet you wouldn't have had football tonight if I told you earlier that it was Bevan doing the stand up.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
I'm just loading up on three month old tomatoes to throw
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Just saw Bevam on his way to the venue - seemed pretty relaxed (no sweaty palms) but a little upset he wasn't going to be allowed to do a soundcheck
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Finally found the place after knocking on every door in Coutney Place. Paid a tenner only to find there is no eftpos so we have to go and get some more out and pay another tenner. Frankie just dropped another tenner going to find a toilet that wasn't something off Trainspotting
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At the venue and it looks a little like Once were Warriors. I really hope Bevan is funny as they look like they can throw a pint glass really hard
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Beer is very cheap here but that is because they haven't plugged the fridge in yet
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Bevan on next. Very exciting
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Live Stream?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
At the venue and it looks a little like Once were Warriors. I really hope Bevan is funny as they look like they can throw a pint glass really hard
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
I think Bevan read out the fever GCSB thread from his smartphone
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Brilliant fun. I laughed, I cried, I accidentally interrupted Bevan's act when my phone rang. Two thumbs up from me
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
when is the next show Bevan? And is there any chance you can get the thrash metal duo who were busking outside the ANZ last night involved? They genuinely scared me.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Wow, loving this thread, cheers Frankie
:-)
There were plenty of laughs, so I will do another show soon. Will let you know when the next one is.
Now that everyone knows it is you, I expect all of YF to be in attendance.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Hey Bevan - I'd be interested to know a bit more about this from your point of view. It takes balls to get up there. What was it like?

I've done a few shows before, this one went pretty well.
You could always come to the next one and ask me!
I probably should have said it was me on the thread, but I thought Frankie was being mysterious about it all. In retrospect he was probably just being polite cos he hadn't asked if he could write anything first!
no Bevan - FT is right. I was being a twat and not being helpful
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Can I just say a massive bravo to Bevan. I was unable to make it to the gig the other night but heard great things about it. It takes huge courage to put yourself up there on stage in front of people, even more so when they are expecting you to make them laugh!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
For those who are keen, I'm doing another show on Monday 23rd.
Same venue, same time:
8pm
Fringe Bar
26 Allen St (off Courtenay Place)
Hope to see you there!
How did you go this time Bevan?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
fuck - only just saw Bevan's post now. Sorry that I missed it.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
fuck - only just saw Bevan's post now. Sorry that I missed it.
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A horse walked into a bar and the barman says..."You look sad, why the long face?" I heard that joke many years ago and they used it in series 6 of The Big Bang Theory. I can't believe it, but they did.
A horse walked into a bar and the barman says..."You look sad, why the long face?" I heard that joke many years ago and they used it in series 6 of The Big Bang Theory. I can't believe it, but they did.
I remember the shortened better version "Horse walks into a pub and the barman says "Why the long face?" It just adds a slightly snappier surreal edge to it.
Peter Kay used to use it during his Karajokey routine. He also used "Shakspeare walks into a pub, the Landlord says You're bard!"

That was funny!