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Stand up comedy in Wellington

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.

yep my weekends are always tough. That's the job i do.

Bless.



lol try what i do.

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over 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:

thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.

yep my weekends are always tough. That's the job i do.

Bless.



lol try what i do.

get wound up by unnecessary things on internet forums?  No thanks.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

I am starting to think this thread has gotten a little sidetracked.

Best of luck tonight Bevan, and looking forward to seeing lots of the YF family there.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:

thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.

yep my weekends are always tough. That's the job i do.

Bless.



lol try what i do.

get wound up by unnecessary things on internet forums?  No thanks.



haha well done!

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over 12 years ago

Yeah, good luck Bevan!


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over 12 years ago

Pre-match drinkies at the 4K if anyone else is coming along.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

I would if I didnt have football tonight.

Good luck bevan! 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

I bet you wouldn't have had football tonight if I told you earlier that it was Bevan doing the stand up.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

I'm just loading up on three month old tomatoes to throw

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over 12 years ago

Just saw Bevam on his way to the venue - seemed pretty relaxed (no sweaty palms) but a little upset he wasn't going to be allowed to do a soundcheck

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Finally found the place after knocking on every door in Coutney Place. Paid a tenner only to find there is no eftpos so we have to go and get some more out and pay another tenner. Frankie just dropped another tenner going to find a toilet that wasn't something off Trainspotting

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over 12 years ago

At the venue and it looks a little like Once were Warriors. I really hope Bevan is funny as they look like they can throw a pint glass really hard 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Beer is very cheap here but that is because they haven't plugged the fridge in yet

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Bevan is nervously in the corner googling joke sites

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over 12 years ago

Any gags about airline food? 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Bevan on next. Very exciting

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago


Live Stream?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

At the venue and it looks a little like Once were Warriors. I really hope Bevan is funny as they look like they can throw a pint glass really hard 


This radio silence is somewhat disconcerting.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

I think Bevan read out the fever GCSB thread from his smartphone

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over 12 years ago

Brilliant fun. I laughed, I cried, I accidentally interrupted Bevan's act when my phone rang. Two thumbs up from me

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

when is the next show Bevan?  And is there any chance you can get the thrash metal duo who were busking outside the ANZ last night involved?  They genuinely scared me.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Your turn next Frankie 

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over 12 years ago

Wow, loving this thread, cheers Frankie

:-)


There were plenty of laughs, so I will do another show soon. Will let you know when the next one is.

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over 12 years ago

Now that everyone knows it is you, I expect all of YF to be in attendance.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Hey Bevan - I'd be interested to know a bit more about this from your point of view. It takes balls to get up there. What was it like?

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

I've done a few shows before, this one went pretty well.

You could always come to the next one and ask me!


I probably should have said it was me on the thread, but I thought Frankie was being mysterious about it all. In retrospect he was probably just being polite cos he hadn't asked if he could write anything first!

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over 12 years ago

no Bevan - FT is right.  I was being a twat and not being helpful

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago


Can I just say a massive bravo to Bevan. I was unable to make it to the gig the other night but heard great things about it. It takes huge courage to put yourself up there on stage in front of people, even more so when they are expecting you to make them laugh!

 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

For those who are keen, I'm doing another show on Monday 23rd.

Same venue, same time:

8pm

Fringe Bar

26 Allen St (off Courtenay Place)

Hope to see you there!

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over 12 years ago

How did you go this time Bevan?


 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

fuck - only just saw Bevan's post now.  Sorry that I missed it.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

fuck - only just saw Bevan's post now.  Sorry that I missed it.

Just ask him what forum thread he got his jokes from 

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over 12 years ago

A horse walked into a bar and the barman says..."You look sad, why the long face?" I heard that joke many years ago and they used it in series 6 of The Big Bang Theory. I can't believe it, but they did.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
Lonegunmen wrote:

A horse walked into a bar and the barman says..."You look sad, why the long face?" I heard that joke many years ago and they used it in series 6 of The Big Bang Theory. I can't believe it, but they did.

I remember the shortened better version "Horse walks into a pub and the barman says "Why the long face?" It just adds a slightly snappier surreal edge to it.

Peter Kay used to use it during his Karajokey routine. He also used  "Shakspeare walks into a pub, the Landlord says You're bard!"

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over 12 years ago

That was funny!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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