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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I s'pose I've got to do this one, against my better judgement.
 
Thistle keep things going for a bit longer!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Always good to Partick in more puns!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We just need the rest of the Crewe on here to be Preston to action.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm sure Wycombe by a few more puns yet. The Nightz still young.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So what the Hull is this thread actually about?

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ipswich from one theme to another, but you've got the idea.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
two mentions of Hull in 26 hours, now that's what i call heavenly
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Now you're just D(r)agenham (and Redbridge) down to your level.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The only thing that would improve this thread would be for someone to post a few pics of some good looking Bristol City's!!!

Am I going to be sent to Coventry for that comment??

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I wonder if Frankie Mac has cosidered heading north over the border from Leeds to Edinburgh...
 
It would be Frankie Goes to Holyrood!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If so, they'd have to build a Newcastle in his honour.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That borders on the Ridiculous  Kiwi Jambo2008-03-07 10:32:31

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ooooh, that's a shocker Jambo. Oh yeah, edit it while I'm not looking!
 
I'd have thought you'd have rose above that!! Time to leave I think.....
Jag2008-03-07 10:33:46

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No Just an Autumn(matic) reaction whilst weeding out the the worst from the best ,probably better to branch out  a bit perhaps go out on a limb even take a new root ! Kiwi Jambo2008-03-07 10:41:39

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Didn't Cyndi Lauper sing a song about newcastle United?? "Tyne after Tyne?"
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's an Oldham alright, LG.

Jag and KJ getting a bit prickly there? I don't want to Stoke up the fires, but you know what it's like when two Scotsmen get together...Bury the hatchet lads, it's More (than we)cambe handle!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's time for this pun's Swansea-song.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No! This is Chester beginning!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're Havant & W. a laugh!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am - this thread is a Mansfield. It Wrexham after too long though...numbers are dwindling!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well the Skyes the limit  Harry  i can see why you didn't feel to spurred on to pun this morning Derry i say,sorry didnt mean to Taunt(on ) and i should Larne from my mistakes and put work back at the Toponymy agenda !! Kiwi Jambo2008-03-07 12:46:11

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Let's Notts get carried away here Jambo!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All to no A(Port)vale.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Let's look into the Crystal (Palace) and see what the future of this thread brings! Probably some real Rooney remarks!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Jambo wrote:


Well the Skyes the limit� Harry� i can see why you didn't feel to spurred on to pun this morning Derry i say,sorry didnt mean to Taunt(on ) and i should Larne from my mistakes and put work back at the Toponymy agenda !!


Watfor (d)? Have you got a Yeovil boss breathing down your neck at lunch? Oh, you are the boss...

Remember that punning Leeds to Saints(hood).HarryHotspur2008-03-07 12:48:55
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You couldn't hit a barn(sley) door wit that one Harry!

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Right my times up, I'm of to york for my afternoon shift. catch ya's all later!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Walsall the fuss about LG? It's only work!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's but it's like being sent to Coventry!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Could be worse LG. You could be sent to Brentford!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or Luton!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Watch better you're (Bourne)mouth LG!!! hehe
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I really hate to get Academical but we seem to have strayed from the Puns!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A vale-iant attmept to distract us. You almost made a fast Exet-er out of this thread. I can feel the Daggers in my back as I type! But you know I'm typing a load of old Cobblers (Northampton!) eh you red devil?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Damn it LG, you're Luton all of my puns!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well Pilgrim? (Said in a John Wayne type voice)
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Where too from Here(ford) then?

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
As an Oldham of this thread, I suggest go fourth and multiply
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

But the Fourth Division doesn't exist any more LG!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No, I meant go forth in the Champioship and we'll be in the play offs!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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