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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:


Fu canal, me old China!
 
 
Yeah.  He's probably sailing right into Victoria Harbour as we speak.
 
 
 
 
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:


Fu canal, me old China!
 
 
Yeah.  He's probably just sailing right into Victoria Harbour as we speak.
 
 
 
 
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You should be docked points for that one Stevo.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or given a Dutch Treat. And you Can-ad-a Chile to his next meal and make it hot-spur for him.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
DKP22 wrote:
You should be docked points for that one Stevo.


Somone of that calibre should be given a wide Berth. I'm sure there is many Moore where that came from.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
From Blackadder, Series One:
 
"By the autumn of the Year of Our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from the Indies, carried by seamen and entering England by the South West Passage. Each day, thousands died. Village after village disappeared in its evil wake, and not even the best and noblest escaped its horror."
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That last post was a real turn of the tide...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Neap and tidy it was.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Port-aste if you ask me.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is that because you are a punning starboard of inferior efforts to your own?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Knot a clue.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can we sink this pun topic?  I f**king hate sailing.
 
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahoy there, shiver me timbers!!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stevo wrote:
Can we�sink this pun topic?� I f**king hate sailing.
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Well folks, Stevo has certainly left Bismark on this thread. That is a Titanic confession he has presented us with...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think he's a Pacific Princess myself.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ummm Where's the pun? Sunk without a trace. Must've torpedoed this thread.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stevo wrote:
I still hate f**king sailing.� But if you guys enjoy it so much:
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Can't stand it myself either Stevo, but no subject is beyond the punning treatment. They'll be no rigging of this thread from me, until someone presents a new tack...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm knot a fan of boat racing either - Rich boys with their plastic toys. Too much vibration I guess.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nice to see this thread's still in Ship-shape, I was worried I'd be over-oared...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We have a flare for saving this thread!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
There'd be Fireworks if you didn't...  (flare, fireworks...? anyone...?)
 
Mind you Lonegunman you do send out fairly bright signals...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thanks, nice of you to parachute flare in! A real thread lifesaver!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GI_Joe wrote:
There'd be Fireworks if you didn't...� (flare, fireworks...? anyone...?)
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Mind you Lonegunman you do send out fairly bright signals...


Arson, you are on to something here. I say, Rocket, GI Joe.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know what GI Joe said when he saw Malabu Barbie run naked into some bushes? "I am going in for a look!"
 
I guess you'd have to have had a GI Joe toy in the laste 60's to appreciate that one.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Quit toying with us LG!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's called "The Game of life" DKP22 but I dont really want to monopolise this thread.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Would be a huge Risk if you did LG.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A bit of a Snakes & Ladders kind of lifestyle huh?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can't slither out of this one.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To be honest DKP22 I haven't a cluedo!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My heads in a Scrabble!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I chess we'll just have to continue no matter how checkered our history. Would be good to draughts in a few more though...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
a bit early in the knight for this kind of rookus isn't it?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At any time will we connect four some punning tomfoolery.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So hows your pawn collection? Any queens? Bishop you've got some!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dice if some one else could have a go or am i just being an old maid? Kiwi Jambo2008-03-21 16:18:32

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You are doing furry well, K-J!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This thread is coming apart like a house of cards
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bah, we've had a run (or a flush?) of card puns before.
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