The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

Surely this ad was an example of a poor jest-eh-Sean?

Almost three years! How did we pass away these last few off-seasons? 

http://www.listener.co.nz/commentary/the-internaut/punslinging-in-texas-at-the-world-pun-championships/

3 years between posts in this thread? 

Punforgivable! 

Nothing better than to era good pun

Puntastic, it's back!!

Who would ever had imagined all those many years ago when the seed was planted in the pundemonium thread, that we would end up with such a beautiful thing? 

And the fact that we were able to leaf it alone for 3 years...

Maple it'll last.

Yew think so? Does need a bit of sprucing up.

I pined for the return of this thread.

It was needling away in the background (double pun deserves double points).

Double points? What a stitch up! 

I guess one cuts his cloth accordingly.

This thread is sew confusing. 

It is hard to see the cottonwoods from the tweeds

Well, as long as we see it run on.... (or would that make some people cross?)

Some people get cross easily, you can tell them by their knitted brows.  Can't stop them but hopefully the thread can still be selvedged and can continue.

This thread is just one big yarn. 

Am I doing this right?

I may need to stop you right there Patrick. Usual protocol in this thread is to reply in line. 

Please abide by these rules as I would prefer not to give you another rev up in the future.

A tune up is in store?

Can't a Ford to get it wrong, Patrick, I'm Holden onto hope. 

But I Honda what the world is coming to with some of LG's puns (I often ask Audi do that?). Regardless, let's Porsche this thread along, as Datsun thing we can rely on.  

I Mustang around this thread too long...

Harry, one of the longest carburettas to this thread. Good to see you. Peugeot where's this threads going

Thanks LG,  I'm Alfa Romeo-ing through this thread as long as possible. It's good Jeep fun, and I Opel will freeze over before Pundemonium comes to an end.

Kia Kaha

HH

PS: credit where credit is due: Jaguar a legend for starting this thread!

Yep, he took the brakes off and let this thread run. A yellow light for the last two or so years but it's all green again. Faster than those new speed cameras.l

Whenever I see one of those speed cameras I always think 'f--- stop'.

Surveillance..... hmmm...Hyphen we had enough with the spy dramas,political sideshows,punctuated with the whole wikileakyholmesdotcommavoterfest week thats just about done and dusted,finished,kaput and nailed, period.?

For Labour and the Greens not good, but for Hone..what an apostrophe!

We've just cooked a haggis (from a can).

It really was quite offal.

(I'll get me coat)

You could have "cured" it.

Take this conversation to the Spam Forum!!!