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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It takes all my caraway, this thread.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Decent puns?  They are all Dill-ightful.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Oh spearmint me with the compliments, we know there can be a few distateful capers. You watch some candle nut now jalapino my message !! Or as one Herb said to the other whilst they were having sex, look out, I'm a Cumin!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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O-live a bit LG! 
 
Always good to have a wild thyme now and again.  Maybe even a sing-a-long: "Oh my darling cLemon Thyme" or some such.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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A Singalong!! I love singing songs shallot, Junior 82!
how about that Kiwi classic,
"Karengo Ra"
from that Kiwi classic band,
Herbs.
or...
"Puha and Pakeha" from Sir Howie and Co...
was fun then... maybe parsley un-PC nowadays?


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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How about a bit of cross culture club: "Kawa kawa Chameleon"

Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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A few tasty treats there!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
(as Billy T might have put it)

Just love those classic Kiwi Singalongs, bro!!
what about those Kiwi Country oldies....

 "Poroporo Nother Log on the Fire"  from Kuni Rodgers... he he he
and

"Gimmie Pak Choy,'N' I Don't Care!" from Pearl Eyes..
 she was a bit of a looker,you might say....from up Levin way, I think ...or was it Pukekohe?
anyway,..
 what was that other one that goes...
"What's tomato you? Why you looka sauce ad? "...
nah,...I forget now...

that earlier talk of opera Junior82 got me thinking of a punny one..

(in the style of Billy T again)

Did you hear about the headline in the Scottish tabloid, when Don Juan, while visiting in Scotland, really let loose in a Fife brothel???

"Don Juan:Too Free for Fife Sex Haven" ...he really did a number on them, didn't he?

(boom tish.)

RedGed2010-01-21 01:53:17

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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Closer to home - I do like a bit of crowded house "Hinau, Hinau, don't dream it's over"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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What about that Gospel classic " Kumara, My Lord, Kumara!"


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or that Spanish song (don't who sings it or the real title) "One ton of marrows".
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RedGed wrote:

"Poroporo Nother Log on the Fire"� from Kuni Rodgers


I like duets. E.g. "don't go breaking my heart" - Elton John and Kie Kie Dee
Junior822010-01-21 19:29:06

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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Junior82 wrote:
How about a bit of cross culture club: "Kawa kawa Chameleon"

Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"



 btw J82,  I think you will find that in some iwi the above song is sung as...

" Kamo kamo Kamiriana"    ("The Pumpkin thinks its funny!")

 Its a dialect thing.

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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AnIseed this line of puns is not slowing down.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Lonegunmen wrote:
AnIseed this line of puns is not slowing down.
 
I coriander agree with that.
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RedGed wrote:
 
 btw J82,  I think you will find that in some iwi the above song is sung as...

" Kamo kamo Kamiriana"    ("The Pumpkin thinks its funny!")

 Its a dialect thing.
 
Dialect?  Must be that lot from oop North  - apparently they talk funny.  Nah! Phooey I say.
 
But as there is a very close DNA connection between Tangata Whenua and Chinese/Taiwanese I might have to revert to my dialect:  Hong Kong Puhi.
 
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Hong Kong Puha you say?
Is this a flavour-enhanced version of the hidden mass cultivations of my far north cousins?


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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I was going to say that Hone Harawira and those previously mentioned Northerners are in the news again.....



but decided I would flag it.

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think we should conduct a flag poll regarding this issue.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well if any thread has Mastered it, it is this one. Hone showing his staff how to not fly it upside down in surrender.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We wouldn't like to see the standard slip, would we?


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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That would be dependant on the quality of the thread.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or would it be de pennant on how we spell it Wongo?
Any indy pendant thoughts?
 No need to be jaded, not a tiki ing  off at all, you know,just seemed a pearl of an opportunity.



RedGed2010-02-07 09:34:45

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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How pendantic.

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I have been rather flagging on posting here of recent.  I think it's ensign that the final rounds of the league have been foremast in my mind.  However now I thnk some semblemce has returned and look forward to more posts streamering in.  Unless a mod decides they should be bannerd.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I wonder if the TV3 News script writers look at this thread?

The other night there was the story of the idiot who was so pissed he broke his leg under a taxi (the story was about the police not giving a f**k, but that's a side issue).

Anyway, the news reader said we could see 'extended footage' on the website. Totally deadpan too. Love it.
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Your pulling my leg aren't you?
 
I'm not having a bar of this.  You might have your tongue in cheek, but my feet are firmly on the ground.  I'll not have a hand in any of this.
 
Mind, it is all 'armless fun but.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You do get some pretty good puns in the news eye reckon.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They are clearly one step ahead at TV 3.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Maybe TV3 nose more about these things.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well I think they do actually if you're askin.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Interesting earing this. So One aren't footing it with Three eh?
What'll it take for them to get back on top?
RedGed2010-02-13 03:06:54

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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Maybe they should go digital?
 
Although I think TV3's 7 pm show struggles for a toe-hold in the head-to-head ratings.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well, we'll have to vote with out feet then.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've never seen eye to eye with One's sports coverage priorities, Three seems to have their thumb on the pulse of the sporting public's needs, I reckon but who nose, One can only improve.
Maybe Prime could elbow in on the action though...


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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Forwarned is forearmed: I'll keep watching.
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If you kneed to be more in touch I haird that RadioSports is good value.  But if you want something more eybrow then National Radio or Concert Programme are the ones.
 
Unlike the tawdry rock-jock-shock stations these are more of a pubic service
 
(I'll get me coat)
 
 
Junior822010-02-14 19:58:25

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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 Pubic Service on National Radio ? Now that's a shocking image!
It would likely be in the smalls hours of the night I guess.
 Doubtless the few insomniacs listening would.....



...cop an ear full.

RedGed2010-02-21 01:54:39

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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That would make them a bit angry or testes!

But that's nut the intention.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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Haha, a brilliant one on soccernet, one of the bloggers headline is:
"the yuri's out on zhirkov".
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