the much anticipate 'stupid question thread'
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whats the plural of moose , at first i think meese but thats just ridicuolouspedersen2008-12-10 02:31:39
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Bringbackwyners+benisgangsta=
what horrible thing good that possibly equal
what horrible thing good that possibly equal
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How many words are not in this sentance?
If a person says they are lying, are they lying?
If a person says they are lying, are they lying?
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Why is it called rush hour when no one is rushing?
Three for me, and two for them.
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"Is anybody sitting there?"
"Are you reading that paper you're sitting on?"
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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How does the bloke who drives the snow plow get to his work in the morning?*
*stolen from Billy Connelly
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Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to frying pans?If sunflower oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives. What is baby oil made from?
Why has the word 'lisp' got an S in it?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Walks
Edit: Response to KP's question.
loyalgunner2008-12-11 13:21:47
Edit: Response to KP's question.
loyalgunner2008-12-11 13:21:47
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Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
It would defeat the purpose of cats chasing mice forever.
Heat transfusion.
It would defeat the purpose of cats chasing mice forever.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Grave robbers.
Grave robbers.
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He shaves.
Heat transfusion.
If sunflower oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives. What is baby oil made from?
Liquid petroleum.
Why has the word 'lisp' got an S in it?
It's an onomatopaea.
It's an onomatopaea.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
It doesn't. The rhyme is a riddle.
It doesn't. The rhyme is a riddle.
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
In the rare event that a sheep fails to get to sleep they count lamb.
HTH Jagster.
Three for me, and two for them.
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whats the plural of moose , at first i think meese but thats just ridicuolous
the plural of moose is moose. has something to do with being named by indians, follows the same rule as deer, mink etc whose plurals are all the same as the singular. and sheep for some reason.
the confusion arises because of the whole goose/geese fiasco.
i think.
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Is the spelling mistake intentional? 
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Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
It would defeat the purpose of cats chasing mice forever.
Heat transfusion.
It would defeat the purpose of cats chasing mice forever.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Grave robbers.
Grave robbers.
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He shaves.
Heat transfusion.
If sunflower oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives. What is baby oil made from?
Liquid petroleum.
Why has the word 'lisp' got an S in it?
It's an onomatopaea.
It's an onomatopaea.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
It doesn't. The rhyme is a riddle.
It doesn't. The rhyme is a riddle.
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
In the rare event that a sheep fails to get to sleep they count lamb.
HTH Jagster.
I can't believe you spent the time answering those 
BTW, Heat Transfusion! Where did that come from? Unless you meant:
Two techniques can be used to make Teflon itself stick to surfaces of items such as pots and pans. The first is "sintering," a process similar to melting, in which the Teflon is heated at a very high temperature and pressed firmly onto a surface. When the material cools down to room temperature, however, chances are it will eventually peel away. Chemically modifying the side of the Teflon that you want to have "stick" yields better results. By bombarding it with ions in a high vacuum under an electric field, or "plasma," we can break away many of the fluorine atoms on the surface that we want to make sticky. We can then substitute other groups, such as oxygen, that adhere strongly to surfaces.
Polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) can also be chemically modified using a so-called reducing agent to break away the fluorine atoms from the surface in order to make it sticky. The reducing agent breaks the bond between fluorine and carbon, and recombines with the fluorine, leaving a carbon radical. These carbons tend to then pair off with one another, forming what are known as unsaturated hydrocarbons. Because they lack a full complement of electrons, these hydrocarbons are sticky, and thus bond easily to things like metal cooking pots
...and if Tarzan was raised by apes, and lived in the jungle with them, how did he find out about shaving then?
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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...and if Tarzan was raised by apes, and lived in the jungle with them, how did he find out about shaving then?
Raised by apes but genetically connected to Smithy... no need to shave.
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the confusion arises because of the whole goose/geese fiasco.
out of context that is one of the contenders for the most surreal YF statemennt of the year - love it!
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