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Things that make you go hmmmm

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almost 12 years ago

I <3 Nix wrote:

I only skimmed the article coz I was a bit tipsy but I think it's about human/dolphin communication encounters?

Sounds similar to a bloke called Malcolm Brennar who was employed by a Marineland-esque place in California to photograph dolphins.  he ended up "communicating" with one particular dolphin and ultimately f*cking her.  Much stories online.  He wrote a book about the whole thing called Wet Goddess which is mostly about his encounters with the dolphin with a splash (heehee) of secksual activity.

Sounds like he spent a lot of time tripping on acid though so who knows.

apparently he said he was doing missionary with the dolphin but got a bit bored and decided to flipper over.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History

Interspecies rumpy pumpy serves no good porpoise.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 12 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Interspecies rumpy pumpy serves no good porpoise.

Each to his (or her) own.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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almost 12 years ago
I can't quite see that (^^^^) picture - any chance that you could make it a little bit bigger?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I can't quite see that (^^^^) picture - any chance that you could make it a little bit bigger?
Best left to the imagination. But it's an impressive donkey.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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almost 12 years ago

Serve him right. That alleged donkey picture is disturbing.

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over 11 years ago

"Boys will be boys." - Mangere MP S'ua William Sio, after 10 yr old boy was hospitalised in critical condition following being stabbed with a pair of scissors by a classmate at a Mangere school yesterday.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

That guy needs a serious dressing down. Boys do not stab others. Men might but that's cause they are fucking idiots. I dare him to go say that to the parents of the boy that got stabbed. Just another stupid politician mugging it and being a complete cock in the process.

What was it the Indian MP said after a girl was pack raped - boys will be boys.... really? 

Some cultures are fucked in the head and that guy is doing his best to not be re-voted in.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

The fastest baby around?

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over 11 years ago

WTF, Pmsl. Who wants to buy one?

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over 11 years ago

That gives me the willies and not in a nice way

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over 11 years ago

its like he's not even wearing a helmet at all!


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

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over 11 years ago

Thanks guys I really didn't want to see that

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over 11 years ago

Groff wrote:

Didn't Madonna do that on stage one time?

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

No that was Ron Jeremy

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

Wtf would some guy want his mates to take a pic of that for? 

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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

Wtf would some guy want his mates to take a pic of that for? 

Saw on Fox Sport his team mate (can't remember whom) sort of apologising for taking the pic. Sent it to his brother who (surprise fucking surprise) didn't just have a quick chuckle before deleting it.

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over 11 years ago

Cerys Matthews (ex Catatonia) accepting an MBE in latest UK Queen's Birthday Honours List.

"Turn it into a bar ... let them work in a spa ... You can stick your OBE!" sang Cerys with feeling in 'Storm the Palace', Catatonia, 1999.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Perhaps she "sold out to the man"?

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over 11 years ago

He ?

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over 11 years ago

typo, I still cant get to grips with this touch screen keyboard. Grrrrrr.

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over 11 years ago

having a ham and cheese pancake for breakfast - kind of makes you go hmmmmmmmm?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 11 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

having a ham and cheese pancake for breakfast - kind of makes you go hmmmmmmmm?

Just add maple syrup.

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over 11 years ago

Sanday wrote:

Frankie Mac wrote:

having a ham and cheese pancake for breakfast - kind of makes you go hmmmmmmmm?

Just add maple syrup.

And banana on top.

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

My wife and I tried to complete the Mac Daddy pancake challenge in Hawaii last year, with bacon and pineapple on top.  Both of us were starving, and we didn't manage to finish half of it *facepalm*. Was nice though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPDJPWqtW8

Edit - not sure if video clip is working, so adding a photo. I am the one in the black t shirt.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History
The trick to most eating challenges is to make sure you eat slightly less than normal. If you were starving it is likely your stomach contracted and you couldnt fit anywhere near as much food in as normal. Edit : also you look more tanned than i remember Frankie?
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over 11 years ago

And slimmer

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over 11 years ago

Frankie Mac is an Asian woman ? Mind Blown.



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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

And slimmer

Smaller tits too.


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

It's finally twigged to me.  Mallard wants Petone Rec to be a Moa sancturary.

He should apologise for being a duck.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Junior82 wrote:

It's finally twigged to me.  Mallard wants Petone Rec to be a Moa sancturary.

He should apologise for being a duck.

Stupid idea, bringing the moa back.

If you want to revive any extinct native New Zealand bird, make it the Haast's Eagle.

badass

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 11 years ago

Well if Mallard revived the Haast's Eagle it's going to need the Moa to feed on.  Cat's just won't be enough.  Similarly there won't be enough Green Party members to last a week of eagle dinners.

Anyway I think there's one of those eagles already in the Wgtn Airport.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Maybe they could sort out NZ's possum problem?

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 11 years ago

We need to keep a few for throwing purposes. 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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