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Things that make you go hmmmm

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over 11 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Well if Mallard revived the Haast's Eagle it's going to need the Moa to feed on.  Cat's just won't be enough.  Similarly there won't be enough Green Party members to last a week of eagle dinners.

Anyway I think there's one of those eagles already in the Wgtn Airport.

Cats? Tell Gareth and he'll support it.

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over 11 years ago

Just watched a video of Joss Stone and her version of her doing 'Son of a Preacher Man" - wailing like Joplin is ok on certain tracks I guess but this song deserves a more nuanced soulful approach, yeah I know it's a live performance but still.


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over 11 years ago

There is only one true version of that song and it is #2 on your list. #1 is definitely trying a bit too hard, she's got some lungs though. Ironically Aretha was originally offered the song I think, but passed on it, so it was given to Dusty.

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

hlmphil wrote:

There is only one true version of that song and it is #2 on your list. #1 is definitely trying a bit too hard, she's got some lungs though. Ironically Aretha was originally offered the song I think, but passed on it, so it was given to Dusty.

For me there's not much between Aretha and Dusty's version, Dusty just came up first on the youtube search. I probably do like Dusty better as it was played a lot when I was growing up and she is mesmerizing. But there is only one Aretha Franklin.

Read that too about Aretha passing on the song first.

Agreed as LoneGunmen would say Joss has a great set of ju.. lungs on her but she is missing soul.

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over 11 years ago

Yeah, probably if I'd got to know Aretha's version first, I'd like that better, as it is actually quite cool. But I just can't go past Dusty's version.

I was first introduced to Dusty's music when I found an old greatest hits CD of hers somewhere without a case and gave it a listen. Fell in love with the music (the arrangements as well as the singing) but it wasn't till a couple of years later that I found out that she was a white English-woman. Up until then I had just assumed that she was a black American...

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over 11 years ago

hlmphil wrote:

Yeah, probably if I'd got to know Aretha's version first, I'd like that better, as it is actually quite cool. But I just can't go past Dusty's version.

I was first introduced to Dusty's music when I found an old greatest hits CD of hers somewhere without a case and gave it a listen. Fell in love with the music (the arrangements as well as the singing) but it wasn't till a couple of years later that I found out that she was a white English-woman. Up until then I had just assumed that she was a black American...

I went to a Dusty concert in the 60's when I was a kid. Still remember it.  Excellent.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 11 years ago

Kylie (46) breaks down recalling her 2 yr romance with Michael Hutchence  -  www.ukyahoo.com - "I had so many firsts with him."

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Kylie (46) breaks down recalling her 2 yr romance with Michael Hutchence  -  www.ukyahoo.com - "I had so many firsts with him."

That quote is begging for so many comments that are not right for a family forum. ;)

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Anyone else find this exploitative and tasteless? 

The Bradford Exchange make crap like this to sell to the gullible brain dead who think service men and women would be honored by people wearing tacky gold plated poppies.

That second paragraph going on about "lifelike vibrancy" of the poppy and 'to honor our diggers in a truly meaningful way" is frankly sickening really.

Worst is that there is no mention of donating any money to ex-servicemen's charities from peddling this rubbish on the page.

Also a quick google suggests that Charities such as Breast Cancer Action ask people to beware of the charitable intentions of the Bradford Exchange.

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/?page_id=13

Seems dead soldiers is not the only misery they trade in. Cancer suffers too - classy.

From the Webpage, it's also in AA mag this month.

Lest We Forget 


A delicately hand-crafted brooch honoring those who served our nation courageously 

An elegant symbol of life’s fragility, the poppy makes a fitting tribute to those who laid down their lives in service of our great nation. Now you can honour a loved one who served with the “Flanders Fields Poppy Brooch,” a tasteful fine jewellery exclusive from The Bradford Exchange.

Inspired by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae’s epic poem "In Flanders Fields", this stunning treasure brings its poppies to life again to honour our diggers in a truly meaningful way. Hand-applied 18-carat gold-plate accents the finely-crafted brooch to create a truly opulent look. Six radiant Swarovski crystals rest in the centre of the bloom which is hand-enamelled in red to capture the lifelike vibrancy of the poppy. Wear this elegant brooch next to your heart and know that our diggers will be remembered always. The brooch is accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity reproducing McCrae’s "In Flanders Fields" poem as a beautiful finishing touch. This touching Anzac tribute is only available from The Bradford Exchange for a limited time, so don’t miss out. Order now!

The elegant Flanders Fields Poppy Brooch from The Bradford Exchange features:

  • Honour the diggers who laid down their lives in service of our great nation with this elegant poppy brooch, available exclusively from The Bradford Exchange
  • Poppy brooch is inspired by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae’s epic poem "In Flanders Fields"
  • Hand-applied 18-carat gold-plate accents the finely-crafted brooch to create a truly opulent look
  • Six radiant Swarovski crystals rest in the centre of the bloom which is hand-enamelled in red to capture the lifelike vibrancy of the poppy
  • Arrives in a handsome presentation case with a Certificate of Authenticity reproducing McCrae’s "In Flanders Fields" poem
  • Measures 7cm in length

All yours for $100. 

http://www.bradford.net.nz/products/503SAN5101_pop...

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over 11 years ago

I can't imagine any vets anywhere that would prefer to wear that crap as opposed to a plain poppy bought from the RSA.

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over 11 years ago

Laila Harre at the Internet Party Party connecting with the Yoof

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago

On a random website

"I have heard that temping vaginally is more accurate than temping orally. Should I try it?"

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over 11 years ago

Gerry Brownlie the "Minister for Wine and Cheese" offering his resignation as if he really thought it was ever gonna be accepted and for John Key making out he thought long and hard before declining it. 

Show some balls Gerry, just resign from Parliament and show some integrity. You broke the law, and now they are trying to blame some poor bastard in airport security and hang them out to dry and become unemployed.  You fat fuck Gerry.

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over 11 years ago

When has he said anything other than I am totally responsible for this? He has gone no where near blaming the bloke who opened the door and let him in ?

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over 11 years ago

They are investigating the staff member whom should have stopped him. When I said "they", I wasn't referring to Brownlee but Airport Security and very senior management. Apparently the staff member was quite entitled to stop him in any way, shape or form as they take it quite seriously.

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over 11 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:

On a random website

"I have heard that temping vaginally is more accurate than temping orally. Should I try it?"

What was the result?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 11 years ago

That's pretty random.

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over 11 years ago

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/1032326...

When men cry at a sports event, it's very similar'' to the screaming that takes place at a One Direction concert, says author Rachel Simmons. "It wouldn't be okay for men to do that anywhere else. But the sporting event sanctions that behaviour."



"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 11 years ago

I saw a bit of crying when the Top Twins started off. Not sure if it was crying for laughter or crying for "what did we do to deserve this".

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over 11 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/1032326...

When men cry at a sports event, it's very similar'' to the screaming that takes place at a One Direction concert, says author Rachel Simmons. "It wouldn't be okay for men to do that anywhere else. But the sporting event sanctions that behaviour."



damn, and I thought I over analysed things...


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago
Do I cry at football? Do I bollocks!

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 11 years ago

Junior82 wrote:
Do I cry at football? Do I bollocks!

I don't know, do you bollocks?


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

Yes, I bollocks.

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 11 years ago

Is that Bollocks or Bollox?

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

I'm watching a game called "hockey" on TV at the moment.  It's part of the Commonwealth Games.

It looks a bit like football except on a smaller pitch and instead of using feet to kick the ball (which is very small) they use curved wooden sticks.

It looks quite interesting.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 11 years ago

Watched 2 guys playing pelota the other day. Man! Weee...iird! But it'll be in the next Olympics, mark my word

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Watched 2 guys playing pelota the other day. Man! Weee...iird! But it'll be in the next Olympics, mark my word

linky links plz...

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Looking at a site to help improve my running as I'm always carrying some form of niggle.

Can some one help me with this chart namely principles 2 and 3?

Principle 2: I have large black shorts, not yellow. Anyone know the difference and should I swap?

Principal 3: I get that MC Hammer was very fit, but where would I get a yellow MC Hammer jacket from like the one shown in the chart?

Actually reading the whole site just makes my head hurt.

http://naturalrunningcenter.com/2013/11/17/40-tips-improve-running-form/

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over 11 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Watched 2 guys playing pelota the other day. Man! Weee...iird! But it'll be in the next Olympics, mark my word

linky links plz...

I'm talking reality. En France.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

Jerzy Merino wrote:

ForteanTimes wrote:

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Watched 2 guys playing pelota the other day. Man! Weee...iird! But it'll be in the next Olympics, mark my word

linky links plz...

I'm talking reality. En France.

Ok, I always thought Pelota was just another name for bat and ball games???

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over 11 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:

Looking at a site to help improve my running as I'm always carrying some form of niggle.

Can some one help me with this chart namely principles 2 and 3?

Principle 2: I have large black shorts, not yellow. Anyone know the difference and should I swap?

Principal 3: I get that MC Hammer was very fit, but where would I get a yellow MC Hammer jacket from like the one shown in the chart?

Actually reading the whole site just makes my head hurt.

http://naturalrunningcenter.com/2013/11/17/40-tips-improve-running-form/

that made me spit my drink. V funny 

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

The Edge Radio station running a competition for two All Black tickets where two hetrosexual men have to get married to be in to win. What sicko other than Nick Tinney would come up with something so stupid. Puts a dampner on the Gay Couples out there tying the knot.

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

'marriage of convenience'


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

They all thinks its funny, wont be when they two idiots who win it try and get a divorce, wonder if they realise the legal  ramifications involved? 

What next? Lets put two AB tickets on the line for two gays to get married but behave like hetrosexuals? Followed by a competition of who wants to eat a tin of dog food to win th prize of a full set of The Edge hosts autographs?

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over 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

They all thinks its funny, wont be when they two idiots who win it try and get a divorce, wonder if they realise the legal  ramifications involved? 

What next? Lets put two AB tickets on the line for two gays to get married but behave like hetrosexuals? Followed by a competition of who wants to eat a tin of dog food to win th prize of a full set of The Edge hosts autographs?

So the married gay couple would stop having sex then? Isn't that the end result of any marriage?

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over 11 years ago

One advantage of gay marriage is that there won't be any argument about if the toilet seat is up or down.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago

Thats your 2% factual used for the month !

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