Things that make you go hmmmm

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Junior82 wrote:

Listening to Fair Go and how Pascall's Milk Bottles no longer contain milk.

Does this mean that their Eskimos will no longer contain...

The "new" ones taste powdery and are horrible. It was the real milky flavour was the whole point of them. Yes, Eskimo Pies no longer contain Eskimo's.

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Get the gelatine out and could suitable for Vegans?

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Oprah is coming to town. The "First Black Female Billionaire" in 2011 according to "Stuff". She gonna tell us (At a considerable cost for tickets) what a humanitarian she is and to have her ego stroked. I'd rather it was Jerry Springer that came. At least his shows never got as moralistic and self serving as the Oprah show went.

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yeah, how dare she help people and tell others about it (and perhaps inspire them to do the same thing). Disgusting behaviour. 

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Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

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Junior82 wrote:

Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

what are they turning up on Oprah?

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ForteanTimes wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

what are they turning up on Oprah?

Only if they can jump up and down on the couch. Of course they would have to stroke her ego for longer air time

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latest Private Eye

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Cheer up Carlos Queiroz.

Oh what can it mean

To a Team Melli gaffer

With a Shiite football team.

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trying to pick my fantasy EPL team for this season. hmmmmm

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that gif is mesmerising. 

Listen here Fudgeface
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Tegal wrote:

that gif is mesmerising. 

What gif? That's a live feed from my webcam as I ponder my team selection
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I also give you Babymetal.

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"Jihadi John Abandons Isis In Fear of his Life.'

-  see www.ukyahoo.com latest quoting UK Metro Magazine.

You'll get yours mate.

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http://www.theage.com.au/sport

Look at the menu bar - "real footy" and "soccer". No bias there. Ha.

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Another one bites the dust (no. 343) -

ex Liverpool & Leeds player Dominic Matteo declared bankrupt with over a mill in gambling debts...

see www.ukyahoo.com latest

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Junior82 wrote:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/comment/colum...

Good read for all you xenophobes out there.

Poorly written. Did he not show it to anyone else and ask "what do you think?"

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How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

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How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

Because people who break anything down to that simpler state isn't actually asking but just being condescending dicks.

People hate what they don't understand.

That's why I hate string theory, how can we be made up of string? That's cray cray.

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How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

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JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 
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JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!

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bwtcf wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!

I thought it was reality TV. Its about as good as reality TV (read: utter shyte)
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Jeff Vader wrote:

bwtcf wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!

I thought it was reality TV. Its about as good as reality TV (read: utter shyte)

I'm fairly certain its less scripted than reality TV.

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JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

It's real. End of.

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1] Did they get A League permission to use their logo......think of the Minion Cleaning company down south and the Fish and Chip shop in Martinbrough.

2] Shortland Street is less scripted than "Come Dine With Me NZ", "Dancing with the Media Works employees".

3] Shortland street is more real that the afore mentioned 2 programmes above and any of those crap talentless shows we are hounded with, along with cooking shows and home renovation shows.

What we need is more cow bell!!!

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Got this email from the Warehouse:

"Adult Colouring Books from $9.99 + Le Creuset Cookware from $299 & more"

Crikey Warehouse - is this really necessary?

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Junior82 wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

It's real. End of.

I wish they'd give Lia a Lobotomy - oh wait they did! 

(This joke was bought to you from the year 2009/10 when he got booked a bit).

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Why does someone working for "Stuff" have to keep putting up at least two Kardashian stories per day?

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Saudi Arabia elected to Chair UN Committee on Human Rights.

Seriously, I am not kidding! 

How can a country that will not allow half its population to drive, still undertakes public beheadings, stonings and chops the hands off petty thieves be elected to this position?

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To make it even worse our bloody government kisses their behinds just like the yanks and aussies do jeff.Was reading something the other day about some jumped up charges they have against some young guy and not only are they going to behead him but also put him on a crucifix.

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sthn.jeff wrote:

Saudi Arabia elected to Chair UN Committee on Human Rights.

Seriously, I am not kidding! 

How can a country that will not allow half its population to drive, still undertakes public beheadings, stonings and chops the hands off petty thieves be elected to this position?

Because they have lots of money and oil? Could be worse, it could have been China. I do get what you are saying and you are bang on target.

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No, but on most days there's at least two articles on the Kardashians if that helps. (Insert bewildered smiley)

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Looking at beards of these two in the middle of pic i'm interested in only one thing: it helps them th play footbal?

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Looking at beards of these two in the middle of pic i'm interested in only one thing: it helps them th play footbal?

They're not allowed to do anything outside of football? 

Does posting on the yellow fever forums help you perform your job?

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Things that make you go hmmmm