people (woman) who are scared getting on and off escalators - do they really think that they are going to get dragged under it?
people who stop in front of you when walking down a busy street, or walk without really looking where they are going.
groups of people who go to the bar and order and pay for 1 drink each.
kids. All of them. Basically anyone under 18 years old.
people who know nothing about football, but post comments on football forums about coaches they know nothing about, and the style of football an under 23 team should be playing.
Chelsea fans (except dickie and adam)
pandas - really, f**k them. We give them porn and booze and they still don't want to f**k. Let's just leave it there, and stop pandering (sorry) to their needs. Let them die off.
Togo as they have more medals than us
Spurs fans (except none of you).
people who send party invites out on facebook. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FACEBOOK IS BETTERS, YOU c**t. SEND ME A REAL EMAIL!!!!!
People who won't employ me, because they seem to think that I didn't invent the Internet as it claims on my CV
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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The prefix PRE that seems to pop up everywhere..
pre-booking - you either book or you don't.
pre-order - you either order or you don't.....
pre-booking - you either book or you don't.
pre-order - you either order or you don't.....
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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people (woman) who are scared getting on and off escalators - do they really think that they are going to get dragged under it?
people who stop in front of you when walking down a busy street, or walk without really looking where they are going.
groups of people who go to the bar and order and pay for 1 drink each.
kids. All of them. Basically anyone under 18 years old.
people who know nothing about football, but post comments on football forums about coaches they know nothing about, and the style of football an under 23 team should be playing.
Chelsea fans (except dickie and adam)
pandas - really, f**k them. We give them porn and booze and they still don't want to f**k. Let's just leave it there, and stop pandering (sorry) to their needs. Let them die off.
Togo as they have more medals than us
Spurs fans (except none of you).
people who send party invites out on facebook. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FACEBOOK IS BETTERS, YOU c**t. SEND ME A REAL EMAIL!!!!!
People who won't employ me, because they seem to think that I didn't invent the Internet as it claims on my CV
if you ever get to a counsellor, i reckon they'll be on to a right little earner 
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When people don't appreciate the musical genius of disney channel stars Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
I have a little crush on Hannah Montana - is that wrong?
my wife thinks so
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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When people don't appreciate the musical genius of disney channel stars Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
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I have a little crush on Hannah Montana - is that wrong?
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my wife thinks so
That depends....
Are you a preteen with an arranged marriage?
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There are many things what piss me off. I'll list some,
Bus drivers who short change me
People who press the button to cross the road when the light is already on
People who attempt to correct my english abilities. I'm a scientist. I couldn't care less if it meant to be much instead of many.
BA students. (At least I know I am superior to them)
Foreigners who come to my country and act like they own it
Bus drivers who short change me
People who press the button to cross the road when the light is already on
People who attempt to correct my english abilities. I'm a scientist. I couldn't care less if it meant to be much instead of many.
BA students. (At least I know I am superior to them)
Foreigners who come to my country and act like they own it
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When people don't appreciate the musical genius of disney channel stars Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Miley Cyrus and musical genius don't belong in the same sentance.
Your just jealous cause you don't get the best of both worlds....
And those 7 things weren't about you
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The "kiwi bloke" expectancy of everyone liking rugby, fishing and golf. I'm a bloke and I have no interest whatsoever in any of these. Doesn't mean I require treatment like a pariah.
Reality TV. Watching it proves that you deserve it.
Tne media coverage given to "people" like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, especially when on the "serious" 6 o'clock news
NZers that think they are from the Bronx and share a complicated handshake and shoulder bump whenever they meet, even if it's only an hour after they last saw each other.
And, most importantly...
The people who put holes in doughnuts. Think of how much more there would be to eat without the holes. Worse, the people who take the leftover doughnut holes and sew them together to make nets for fishing.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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The "kiwi bloke" expectancy of everyone liking rugby, fishing and golf. I'm a bloke and I have no interest whatsoever in any of these. Doesn't mean I require treatment like a pariah.
Reality TV. Watching it proves that you deserve it.
Tne media coverage given to "people" like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, especially when on the "serious" 6 o'clock news
NZers that think they are from the Bronx and share a complicated handshake and shoulder bump whenever they meet, even if it's only an hour after they last saw each other.
And, most importantly...
The people who put holes in doughnuts. Think of how much more there would be to eat without the holes. Worse, the people who take the leftover doughnut holes and sew them together to make nets for fishing.
Maori and Pacific Islanders calling each other Nigga pisses me off. They are neither African nor American, and theres a lot more behind it than being a darker skinned minority.
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People (whether they're high profile or not in their respective field of art or just in general) have to come up with rap song, or a graffiti mural, or a hip hop/break dance to highlight the social ills of society. Why can't they just say "HEY, STOP THAT OR YOU'LL END UP IN JAIL!!"
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I hate busses. The arrogance of bus drivers who indicate to move out from the bus stop onto the street and they see you are 15metres away from them but they pull out anyway. To add insult to injury they tend to wave their hand to you to acknowledge you being so curtious as to slow down for them, when in reality you have to slow down or risk losing your life.
Gangster/hip-hop image severely irks me.
Gangster/hip-hop image severely irks me.
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The sale stickers that Real Groovy use, which cannot be removed without leaving a patch of residue. I always put a new CD case on, which adds to the cost.
Advertising buzzwords. A couple of years back it was "lifestyle", now it's "footprint".
Real estate agents. They are the lowest form of humanity, lower even than game show hosts. In 8 ads from Ray White Warkworth in today's Herald, 6 of them use the word "guarantee", including this gem from an ignoramus called Wally(!) Bower "....you can guarantee the space of the 4 bdm home and rumpus room is a bargain when their finds arrive". Also, from Wally's equally backward colleague Ken Bogue; "Save disappointment, guaranteed must to view in this proven location". What the f**k does that mean?
Cretins.
TheJam2008-08-16 12:18:31Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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I hate people who use big words..like oxymoron.
Oh and I hate how now when you go and buy a pie from a shop and you ave to pay an extra 30 cents for a tiny packet of sauce. What happened to the good old days when the sauce was free and you could ave as much as you want. Greedy shopkeepers.
Oh and I hate how now when you go and buy a pie from a shop and you ave to pay an extra 30 cents for a tiny packet of sauce. What happened to the good old days when the sauce was free and you could ave as much as you want. Greedy shopkeepers.
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