Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

How about Pizza Hut and Domino's brochures that promise you "Unlimited Large Pizzas - $6.90 pick-up" but when you read the small print you find that that price includes only Meat Lovers, Hawaiian and Supreme (the pizza for undiscerning pizza eaters) and all the others have a $2.90 surcharge. Which seems to negate the word "unlimited" in my view. (I know, they are meaning quantity, but still...)

People that listen to rap, and take no notice of what they are saying. Popping a cap in yo ass relates to about  0.0001% of NZ'ers, so why listen to that sh*t? You are not from Compton, you do not live in the hood and you most certainly will never pop a cap in anyones ass, so listen to other sh*t!!!

When I cramp like 6 times in a day and am too scared to move incase it happens again.

Yeah, my bowels are hellish too.

Actors giving their babies stupid names like Apple and Knox Leon and Sunday Rose etc etc.

Actors that use babies as an excuse for publicity.

Twig-skinny actors that say they "eat like pigs".

Actors. 

The 8 minute abs machine.

And Actors who complain that their lives are hard with their mansions, sports cars and $400 champagne.

Celebrities (including the Beckham Circus) that complain about invasions into their privacy and then sell pictures of their weddings and newly borns to the highest bidding magazines.

Women's Magazines. I think the likes of Woman's Day, New Idea insult the intelligence of the entire female gender. Sadly, I'm talking about the very same female gender (or a portion thereof) that then in turn go out and give the publishers a market by actually buying the crap.  

Trendy types???  I have used both of those words today and me and trendy are on different planets....  YIKES!! 

"At the end of the day"
and
"Moving forward"

Sandbagging

Heard it for the 1st (2nd & 3rd) time this week.

Somebody must have pushed the envelope on their blue sky thinking to come up with that one.

TVNZ (John McBeth) and Radio NZ (Stephen Hewson) who keep referring to Czechoslovakia!!! It doesn't exist!!!  

John McBeth is a dolt, a knucklehead, a total f**king imbecile. How the hell has such a vegetable been able to forge a television career?

PJ

And people who tell me where to post things

I meant I was looking for it to add Peter Montgomery...

aha gotta now.  Don't know how I read it wrong before. 2ndBest2008-08-16 21:53:51

As you can see by my amount of posts on this thread, I am a seriously pissed off guy. I could put a psychiatrist's kid through university all on my own. TheJam2008-08-16 21:56:03

I heard that the other day and I swelled with pride knowing I was marginally more intelligent than somebody who managed to get onto TV.

Keith Quinn, John McBeth and Peter Montgomery all up there with Paul Henry as TVNZ's biggest f**kwits. Not even Veitch was THAT bad on TV. Lonegunmen2008-08-17 00:08:57

The Olympic coverage has shown that journalists are terrible unless they have a carefully prepared script.

Football clubs not releasing players for the national team because of dubious 'injuries' gets me going as does the similar, and far more sinister, habit of NRL clubs doing the same with New Zealand players.

Finding a vein in your hot-dog is pretty annoying.

Ahmed El**ch.

Yes, hence his epic fail for thinking he can comment on the Phoenix and the state of New Zealand's young footballers. Critical_Lemon2008-08-17 11:19:14

I thought I got that right.

I thought about just saying Nelsen but its the whole issue that gets me. I will say Nelsen anyway, and I shall remain pissed off until he finaly deigns to grace us with his Premier League prescence for an All Whites match against a pacific nation.

EDIT: Annoyance provides for poor spelling, missed words and two edits.
Critical_Lemon2008-08-17 11:23:11

Barutaca (those drumming people from before the games). And the stadium announcer.

people that say yogit and mos-cow

The ZM guy

Yomcat.

The rip-off Stadium food, over priced, over cooked (sometimes under-done), Usually cold when served up.

LG what was that gangster sign you pulled when you were on the bigscreen?

Hehehe, no, it's my "Two for the pink, One for the stink" sign. I'm fed up with all daz homez and their west side signs. I got that one of the web. If you cant figure it out try it next time you get romantic with your girlfriend/wife. Youll then understand the humour in it!

A bit of a Spock fan LG? I would have never guessed

Football forums were fans get all negative over players....