Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Quentin Tarantino, Lost, the babychino, people in supermarkets who use their credit cards to pay for one item, synchronised swimming, food colouring in tinned fruit, the cat when it craps behind the TV, metrosexuals, Lleyton Hewitt, Holocaust revisionists.

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Sensing Murder.

Three for me, and two for them.

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I see people. Sober people.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Buffon II wrote:

Sensing Murder.

Sensing Murder is funny.

On camera;"I think she was killed, around about here, around about then."

Off camera; "OK give me my money".

My wife (who's a bit of a hippy) went to a "psychic" a couple of years ago. Her choice; I went to the pub, it's not like I'm going to argue. Anyway, Mystic Mabel told her everything she wanted to hear and charged her a couple of hundred quid for the privilege. Put that together with 14 pints at The Cavalier and you're talkin an expensive afternoon, but at least one of us was happy.

Still, it was worth it keeping her off my back for a few months. The wife that is, not the psychic, who had a face like like a bulldog chewing a wasp and looked like she needed a bath.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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TheJam wrote:

Thought of another thing. The Family Health Diary ads on TV. Pharmaceutical evangelism is wrong. Planting a seed of concern in someone's mind is preying on the vulnerable. Should be illegal.

"Do you feel.......? (they always say with a concerned look). You need these..."

The hell you do. What you really need is the tosspot on the ad to f**k off and stop trying to make you question your state of health.

lyrics from Underwear goes inside the pants.....

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: ï¿½Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?ï¿½
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial isï¿½
There are people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
That is the greatest disease ever. How did you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

worth watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EROOFaVFJRg

Frankie Mac2008-08-22 01:33:02

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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How about the current peddling of waterless disinfectants lest you touch something that someone else might have smeared their germ-laden fingers all over? Talk about preying on paranoia.

Telepharmavangelism is all about showing how far Judith Kirk (OK, Dobson) and the ugly one from True Bliss have come in their careers.

Cheers for the link Frankie. As you said, it's well worth a watch.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Lonegunmen wrote:

Pissed people throwing beer over people who dont want it/need it/ask for it/deserve it.

I was sober and it was an accident!

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Lonegunmen wrote:

Pissed people who don't know when to shut it.

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Pissed people throwing beer over people who dont want it/need it/ask for it/deserve it.

...and the threats and general nastiness that go with it when you object to it... (PSC match)

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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dairyflat wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

Pissed people who don't know when to shut it.

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Pissed people throwing beer over people who dont want it/need it/ask for it/deserve it.

...and the threats and general nastiness that go with it when you object to it... (PSC match)

Instant fight.

Pissed idiot spills beer on you.

You turn around and go "Oi, f**kin' watch it, dickhead!"

They come back with "f**kin' calm down, it was an accident."

You turn around and they do it again 'for a laugh'.

And then it's on.

This scenario must get played out at every sporting event in the world where there is a) Men and b) Beer.

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people piss me off real bad

You know we belong together...

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Dumb people

The idea of political correctness

Greenpeace

Slow walkers on the footpath

And the use of the term 'gilt-edged'. Pisses me off everytime I hear it.

Oh- and Hangovers.

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bigtobz wrote:

Dumb people

The idea of political correctness

Greenpeace

Slow walkers on the footpath

And the use of the term 'gilt-edged'. Pisses me off everytime I hear it.

Oh- and Hangovers.

and people who put a bar on stage at a pub then kick people out for climbing up it bigtobz?

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bopman wrote:

bigtobz wrote:

Dumb people

The idea of political correctness

Greenpeace

Slow walkers on the footpath

And the use of the term 'gilt-edged'. Pisses me off everytime I hear it.

Oh- and Hangovers.

and people who put a bar on stage at a pub then kick people out for climbing up it bigtobz?

Oh f**k yeah that really pisses me off. Kumara, naturally, one of the best bars in town. You rock on up, and after a few beers (or sober if required) start hitting the pole. Then the bouncer prick tells you to stop dancing on it. You argue that it is pointless putting it there and being expected not to be swung around/climbed up/flipped on etc. He then promptly kicks you out.

I understand the dangers, but

DON'T PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DANCE ON IT.

bigtobz2008-08-22 18:29:06

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people who say something is gay.

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2ndBest wrote:

people who say something is gay.

yeah I hate that too.

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i don't think they realise how homophobic it is.

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Where to start...

When people don't pay me back

When People Type Like This Or LiKe ThIs

When I have a shiete game of football

The whole Canterbury Football setup in the youth ages

Steven from Dunedin

When in school people ask for the answers from you, when they have them in the back of the book..

Refereeing with a hang over

Uhh...

Mr Stewart (ae wumbo)

Scottishbhoy2008-08-22 19:31:14

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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i hate steven too

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Ignorance of Olympism and the way we treat our athletes.

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Homophobia.

In my opinion, it's not natural. Now I don't care what people do in the privacy of their own home,if consenting adults want to hate gays I don't mind, as long as they do it away from the public gaze. But I don't want my innocent boy exposed to their homophobic antics in public. It's disgusting and unnatural. Some people say they don't choose to hate gays, but are actually born homophobes, but I reckon that's crap.

Goes against God's plan IMO.

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^^^^^^^ that is so gay

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Frankie Mac wrote:

^^^^^^^ that is so gay

Gay people >> Fat people IMO

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fat people are horrible.

and they take up more room on a bus/train/plane, so should have to pay more for their tickets.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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People who think you an only have a good time if your rotten drunk. When will they learn you dont have to be drunk to have a good time?? it also means less of a hang-over the next day.

People who do illegal or stupid things and then blame it on the booze, the drugs (usually "P") and everyone else instead of accepting responsibility for their own actions.

People who go to events and show off in front of their friends by spoiling someone elses day and then they think they are so cool - NOT cool.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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dial up.

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going for a dump and then finding there is no bog roll

Founder

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booze poos

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2ndBest wrote:

booze poos

speights choker

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people who are suppose to be your friends but openly walk all over you....

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Feverish wrote:

going for a dump and then finding there is no bog roll

someone had better have bought some - i aint having that kefuffle again..

Founder

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Feverish wrote:

going for a dump and then finding there is no bog roll

I gleefully used 2 Eygptian Pounds when the roll ran out & shamefully some coins too.

Even more shamefully, washed the coins and gave them as a tip to the attendant who washed and dried my hands

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People with no, or limited, education who describe doctors as stupid.

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dairyflat wrote:

People with no, or limited, education who describe doctors as stupid.

I wouldn't ever describe doctors as stupid...but sometimes they are so beholden to their western approaches that they are unwilling to look for other avenues of treatment.

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