Things that piss you off...

Tempted to rename this thread to 'Old men reminisce about the good old days'.

I hate it when you're getting a hand job from your gf during the matrix reloaded and you get a tap on the shoulder to leave

Think i had skittles that night too

Hoyts wairau park

god you guys are funny! I'm sure you are not all older than me but man you all sound like you're nearly 60! as for the dude eating noisily I think you can say something, politely asking him to keep the noise down is ok, calling him a fat bastard and suggesting his mother failed him cos he's fat might be a little OTT.

It's nearly as bad as loud drunk people who won't sit down at the football and shut up so we can enjoy it

62 here dude

Fashion designers as dames. I mean, seriously, if people took the honours system seriously before, surely that is the last straw.

Fucken injuries to our best players

Guys that have a wank at the urinal. Sure, shake it off by all means but don't stand there when there is a queue giving it some of that cause it's an ok time to have your cock out and give it more than 3 strokes.

You watched and counted? 

Creepy. 

http://youtu.be/LFXdq1rS1WE

My neighbor bless - not his fault but he spent the day ripping up his back steps whilst listening to death metal - as you do.

I on the other hand was trying to sleep in a stifling hot room with the windows closed following a night shift.

Nights, holidays and summer don't mix.

I do charity work every wed night and sat night and have done for many years, but I dont get a knighthood nor even a refund. ;(

Wellington weather post Xmas 2013.

The Guardian - hugely Sinophobic.

This so-called "Editorial" is so lightweight and wrong from the outset, which gets caned immediately in the comments.

http://www.theguardian.com/global/2014/jan/02/china-japan-pot-kettle-war-shrine-visit

Slightly related, whenever I hear Peter Gabriel's "Shock the monkey" I also think of "spank the monkey".

Am I a bad person?

Edit: Try substituting "shock" with "spank" in the lyrics... (I'm going to hell aren't I?)

Cheap car shopping... rage-inducing thanks to timewasting deluded morons.

There is  no such thing as a "cheap car" (in the long run).

Correcters.

Fixed.

When I click on 'view 5 new' and it takes me to a phantom future page with no posts on it so I have to then go to 'last' and scroll down to find the thread of the thread.

Buying a car for a coupla grand that only has one key. Then finding out getting a second one will cost about $500 lol!!!

Eczema - of the "so painful I want to cry" variety

Use a rolled oats pultice (Spelling?) in the bath, you'll find it clears it up and makes your skin quite soft.

Getting a dear john letter from an agency re a job you apply for. 

Letter tells you theres been an "overwhelming response" "quality applicants" etc

Then 2 days later job is readvertised. 

Do these job agency bimbos really live in the real world ??????? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I like the ones that advertise jobs that dont exist because they've already given them to their mate but go through the process of advertising to save them getting in the shit with the lawyer's. This can be an external job or an internal job.

Torn ligaments in your thumb.

I used to work in recruitment and we used to advertise jobs that didn't exist so we could get CV's in to canvas leads - ie "oh, you worked at Company A, who was your manager there?".

It is a scumbag industry full of wankers.