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Things that piss you off...

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about 11 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Having to work the last week before being made redundant. Seriously, if I had the word "executive" in my title somewhere I'd be in the garden already. Bitches.

It's crazy.

My uncle works in Sales (Large IT contracts), and everytime he gets a new job he gets 4 weeks "gardening leave" as he can't join the new company as still under contract, but the old company doesn't want him there as he's unlikely to be working on contracts for them. So they put him  on paid leave.

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about 11 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Having to work the last week before being made redundant. Seriously, if I had the word "executive" in my title somewhere I'd be in the garden already. Bitches.


That sucks. You're looking a bit pale mate and is that a fever you have ;-)
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about 11 years ago

Buskers with backing tracks.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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about 11 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Having to work the last week before being made redundant. Seriously, if I had the word "executive" in my title somewhere I'd be in the garden already. Bitches.

Turn up late, surf the web for a few hours, annoy some other people who are trying to work, leave early.

Basically, do what I do everyday  

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 11 years ago

Using everyday as an everyday word

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 11 years ago

My day today. 

Car sharks itself , heap of bullshark happens at work , dumb mates fudge up our u20 wc tickets and I jam my finger in a door! Thank Christ I have a 4 day weekend ahead :)

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about 11 years ago

Two severed Adidas hands giving me the middle finger. As a life long Adidas user and supporter, i find it annoying.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Smelly bastards on planes. Is it too much to ask that you have a shower before you fly?

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about 11 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Smelly bastards on planes. Is it too much to ask that you have a shower before you fly?

The smell of fear?

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 11 years ago

Getting a bee sting under my little toe!

First one for about 20 years. Forgot how painful they are!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 11 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

SurgeQld wrote:

Having to work the last week before being made redundant. Seriously, if I had the word "executive" in my title somewhere I'd be in the garden already. Bitches.

Turn up late, surf the web for a few hours, annoy some other people who are trying to work, leave early.

Basically, do what I do everyday  

Same...same!

Introducing Mr.Stevens

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about 11 years ago

Seeing a record for sale on a US website for $US6,000 when it's available on British sites for 45 - 60 pounds sterling.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 11 years ago · edited about 11 years ago · History

Buy the UK ones and sell them in the US then.

Also Coding cods who steal my coding car while I'm doing a radio show.  Bye bye big banner.  Cods.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 11 years ago

You what? You had your car pinched?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

that fudgeing sucks HN hopefully the dumb cods try and sell it some where it'll stick out like dogs bollocks

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about 11 years ago

Best of luck with that one HN.

Looking forward to the game at Hutt Rec and getting on the piss, only to realise, I can't as I have a nightshift after the game!! Still, the game a week later I am off work so can!!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Fudgeing RRB going to new lengths to steal a banner!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 11 years ago

Story?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

Story?

Hard News had his car stolen, with the big pull over banner in the boot. Hence the comment that the RBB pinched the car in order to get the banner
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about 11 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Big banner.  All the letters. About a dozen pairs of boots. About a dozen football shirts.

Yay.

Shurance?

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about 11 years ago

Karmichael  Hunt charged with supplying cocaine.

What a wanker.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 11 years ago

Leggy wrote:

Karmichael  Hunt charged with supplying cocaine.

What a wanker.


It is rare that i agree with you legg, but you couldn't be more correct.

What a waste

I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
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about 11 years ago

kwlap wrote:

Leggy wrote:

Karmichael  Hunt charged with supplying cocaine.

What a wanker.


It is rare that i agree with you legg, but you couldn't be more correct.

What a waste

apparently two Gold Coast Titans NFL players arrested with him according to One News
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about 11 years ago

kwlap wrote:

Leggy wrote:

Karmichael  Hunt charged with supplying cocaine.

What a wanker.


It is rare that i agree with you legg, but you couldn't be more correct.

What a waste

Mr to you.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 11 years ago · edited about 11 years ago · History

That fudgeing advertisement on this forum  "there will be haters". Everytime  I move between pages or move up and down that wanker appears. Yes I fudgein hate you


Auckland will rise once more

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about 11 years ago

That fudgeing advertisement on this forum  "there will be haters". Everytime  I move between pages or move up and down that wanker appears. Yes I fudgein hate you

Arsenal supporters.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 11 years ago

I worked over in Masterton yesterday. Petrol at the various petrol stations over there is $1.78 per litre. So why are we paying $1.92 Per litre on this side of the hill? Rip off pricks.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

I worked over in Masterton yesterday. Petrol at the various petrol stations over there is $1.78 per litre. So why are we paying $1.92 Per litre on this side of the hill? Rip off pricks.

there is a gull station in Masterton . Others matching Gull. Good side cheap fuel. Bad side living in Masterton
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about 11 years ago

If you need to borrow some wheels while you sort out yours HN, let me know.

Now back to being pissed off - people that respond to Trade Me car ads (well, not all - but MANY).

E + R + O

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about 11 years ago

Carmichael Hunt gets a $30000 fine and suspended for 6 weeks. What a joke.

What does this say to the youth of any code of football.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 11 years ago

Total Bullshark! One rule for joe blogs and one rule for people in the public eye! Listening to radiosport as I came home and Mark Watson is spewing...for once I agree with him!

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about 11 years ago

I dont think the NRL will let Gregory Bird of so lightly. 


Auckland will rise once more

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about 11 years ago

Leggy wrote:

Carmichael Hunt gets a $30000 fine and suspended for 6 weeks. What a joke.

What does this say to the youth of any code of football.

So this is the punishment from the ARU right? 

The courts fined him a mere $2500, only charging him with possession, not with supply (The quantity he had would fall under at least supply, and probably close to trafficking instead) and he got discharged without conviction...that's even more of a joke than the 6 week ban is. 

I could understand if they had a set of rules around it where it said "first offence = 6 weeks" but either way the whole punishment is a farce.

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about 11 years ago

Wendall got 2 years off for his one. $40,000 fine for Cooper for texting mean and nasty words. He can consider himself an extremely f****** lucky boy and if he is not religious, he should consider becoming so cause that is a miracle.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

...the little pr!ck who stole 3 brand new iPads from my partners classroom on Wednesday night.

Who breaks into a school and steals tools used to teach 5 year olds? Not only does it cost them a lot due to huge insurance premiums, the kids hear it has happened and are scared to go into the classroom.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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about 11 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:

...the little pr!ck who stole 3 brand new iPads from my partners classroom on Wednesday night.

Who breaks into a school and steals tools used to teach 5 year olds? Not only does it cost them a lot due to huge insurance premiums, the kids hear it has happened and are scared to go into the classroom.

There are plenty of low life cnuts out there quite happy to do this. Trust me on this one. And yes it is disgusting. I hope the tracking software in them was activated.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Lonegunmen wrote:

LeighboNZ wrote:

...the little pr!ck who stole 3 brand new iPads from my partners classroom on Wednesday night.

Who breaks into a school and steals tools used to teach 5 year olds? Not only does it cost them a lot due to huge insurance premiums, the kids hear it has happened and are scared to go into the classroom.

There are plenty of low life cnuts out there quite happy to do this. Trust me on this one. And yes it is disgusting. I hope the tracking software in them was activated.

They were brand new, as in handed over that day, still in the boxes unopened!

They also got the TV half off the wall...

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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about 11 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

LeighboNZ wrote:

...the little pr!ck who stole 3 brand new iPads from my partners classroom on Wednesday night.

Who breaks into a school and steals tools used to teach 5 year olds? Not only does it cost them a lot due to huge insurance premiums, the kids hear it has happened and are scared to go into the classroom.

There are plenty of low life cnuts out there quite happy to do this. Trust me on this one. And yes it is disgusting. I hope the tracking software in them was activated.

They were brand new, as in handed over that day, still in the boxes unopened!

They also got the TV half off the wall...

The cynical prick in me says it will be someone connected to one of the kids at the school

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