things that rule
These Four Walls >>>Here
Getting a day off school tomorrow for an English mock exam. Awesome waste of time!
Getting rid of old computer stuff that don't work no more at E-day thus making room to buy new toys! yay
That according to an email I just got, if I grow my penis three inches thicker, a girl will fall in love with me!
Do I just push really hard or something?
Critical_Lemon2009-09-16 13:15:39
Do I just push really hard or something?
Critical_Lemon2009-09-16 13:15:39
That according to an email I just got, if I grow my penis three inches thicker, a girl will fall in love with me!
Do I just push really hard or something?
Do I just push really hard or something?
My girl would love it if my penis was three inches skinnier - having sex with me is like reverse birth
Cosimo2009-09-16 16:14:28
Surely reverse birth = death?
In which case that's a sentiment we can all agree on: sex with you is death.
Surely reverse birth = death?
In which case that's a sentiment we can all agree on: sex with you is death.
The French call orgasm "a little death" - with me, it's like ginormus death
News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated 
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
Gangsta!2009-09-16 16:53:24
are you Ron Jeremy by chance? 
News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
You were busy having a little death?
News' interview he just did with me. Tis much appreciated
Even if I am a numpty who can't work a desk.
And I ring him 6 (6!) minutes late. We won't tell them why will we HN?
You were busy having a little death?
Pixies tickets.
talk about advertising food to get people to the game.
Wellington Phoenix -
"I come for the doughnuts,but I stay for the heartbreaking equalisers!"
"I come for the doughnuts,but I stay for the heartbreaking equalisers!"
going to the Yellow Fever site and on the front page is the baddest MF'er of all time, Miles Davis.
beyond cool team YF
beyond cool team YF
then sadly realizing it's the other Miles Davis
I shall put this trumpet away.
I shall put this trumpet away.
RYOS
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Gangsta!2009-09-24 11:10:42
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Gangsta!2009-09-24 11:10:42
RYOS
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
Through no fault of their own a delivery they sent to me was botched (couriers fault) meaning it took a couple of weeks to get to me.
Out of good will RYOS has also sent me a free 'nix beanie because of the delay...
Legends
That's great customer service. Many companies would've said "Oh well, sh*t happens" & would've left it at that. Or in your case, "Hey, wasn't our fault".
Good on ya RYOS!! 
Physio's that say "...well you shouldn't play...but if you tape it you should be fine..." 
Sue Bradford quit parliament today !!!
!!!
Tuimato Sauce - rubbish beer but sublime sauce.
Especially for FT: Customer Service!
Noocastle Jest losing!!!
Going to watch the Nix play GCU in the sunny Gold Coast! 
Nutella - specifically eating it out of the jar!
Muscat getting to re-take his penalty, and knowing that somewhere C-Diddy is screaming at the TV.
Not as much as Clive Palmer and Miron.
LOLs
LOLs
Miron claiming that because Muscat very rarely misses penalties he shouldn't get another chance to take one, even if one of his players cheats.
Made me lol.Gangsta!2009-09-29 07:38:53
Made me lol.Gangsta!2009-09-29 07:38:53
Akram.
The guy in the export 33 ad. Just staring, trying to get the joke. That is one very very funny man. He just stares! Aaaah Akram.
When the library you work for buys the entire remastered Beatles back catalogue, and then leaves them on your desk, so you can be the first to borrow them. 
Russian folk music.
In Soviet Russia, music folks you!
Another Nix win.
hot girls who ride old bikes