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Brilliant, thanks a lot. Haha, yeah, well- its all kind of new and awkward... And there's a real peer pressure around it too.
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timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
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This is all good stuff. I have nothing to offer sorry El. Would be as inexperienced (if not less) than you.
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Torne wrote:
This is all good stuff. I have nothing to offer sorry El. Would be as inexperienced (if not less) than you.
 
Yeah, I've got my notebook out... Defo not less than. I'm more awkward than Michael Cera! (Well, not quite...)
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el-kun, skip the coffee and book a motel

 
haha jokes, Good luck and tell us how it goes. Better hpe she aint on these forumS!
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El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.
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. Thanks for the advice! Nah, I highly doubt she is. If she was into football I'd have her hanging off my every word!
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ForteanTimes wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.
 
. Nice. I wonder why... They are, to quote Birdy, "just over-sized mammory glands"!
 
Right. So look, but not too long or too obvious...
Tegal Fan Club Member #3
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ohh make sure you have your knife and fork held correctly. Heard on the radio that around 60% of women wouldn't go on a 2nd date cause of that. How stupid.
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El-Kun wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.
 
. Nice. I wonder why... They are, to quote Birdy, "just over-sized mammory glands"!
 
Right. So look, but not too long or too obvious...
 
yeah not to long and obvious admire the beauty of her face. Also never talk about an ex if you have one. Be funny also.
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I think YF needs to switch to Footballfansdating.co.nz
 
haha
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Be yourself. Act confident. Smell good. Make her laugh. Compliment her.

Do this and you should be alright.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
I think YF needs to switch to Footballfansdating.co.nz
 
haha
 
. Agree!!
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Torne wrote:
Is she a looker btw?
 
Yeah, she's nice. I mean, obviously not real nice otherwise she wouldn't want to go with me, but she's pretty. Cute, rather than hot, if you know what I mean.
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Buffon II wrote:
Be yourself. Act confident. Smell good. Make her laugh. Compliment her.

Do this and you should be alright.
 
Be myself- get up and start chanting the Torres song! That should do the trick!
 
Nah, thanks Buff. Compliments, funny and confidence.
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El-Kun wrote:
Torne wrote:
Is she a looker btw?
 
Yeah, she's nice. I mean, obviously not real nice otherwise she wouldn't want to go with me, but she's pretty. Cute, rather than hot, if you know what I mean.
 
Cut that out, you have to believe that you can pull the lady in question so don't run yourself down.
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At any rate, mad respect for working up the courage to ask her out.
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Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha
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El-Kun wrote:
Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha


choke the chicken before you meet up with her
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Cosimo wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha


choke the chicken before you meet up with her
 major lols
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well done EK, hope your date goes well.  From a womans perspective agree with the male advice but also please be a gentleman ie open doors and wait till shes seated before you sit down.  And it's always nice to offer to walk her home.  Means you give a sh*t.  But don't be offended if she declines it doesnt mean she doesnt like you.  Have fun!
 
My thing that rules today, Connect 4 the boardgame! 
 
Oceanic62009-10-10 12:34:38
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Wish I were a teenager again, I'd do so many things differently. I was hopeless with the ladies.
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Enjoying this to be honest. Cosimo would have to win advice of the day.
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Oceanic6 wrote:
well done EK, hope your date goes well.  From a womans perspective agree with the male advice but also please be a gentleman ie open doors and wait till shes seated before you sit down.  And it's always nice to offer to walk her home.  Means you give a sh*t.  But don't be offended if she declines it doesnt mean she doesnt like you.  Have fun!
 
My thing that rules today, Connect 4 the boardgame! 
 
 
Thanks! Righto. Polite. Lucky my parents have trained me well (ish)!
 
I was playing that just the other day with my mate- it was pretty enjoyable, tbh!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

brilliant
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Getting my Nix shirt for $91 at the Rebel 30%-off-all-clothing sale over the weekend.
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sh*t! Why didnt you share this info sooner  is it still on?
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Tegal wrote:
sh*t! Why didnt you share this info sooner  is it still on?


It was only for the weekend.  It was advertised in the papers & TV.
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Finding out how small the world is... 

 Finally seeing some benefit from going to the gym and yoga.... 
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New football skin for Firefox. And goody goody gum drops ice cream. timmymadden2009-10-16 21:00:52
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LG
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Boobs?  Shouldn't they be in the "perk" thread?

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