What's big and red and sits in a corner?
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Thanks Stefan. At least somebody out there does :)
LG - Errrmm, a burnt dog? (i'm sh*t at guessing these kind of jokes).
LG - Errrmm, a burnt dog? (i'm sh*t at guessing these kind of jokes).
Three for me, and two for them.
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A naughty bus.
That probably just made you feel worse.
I'll get me coat.
That probably just made you feel worse.
I'll get me coat.
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I think you made everyone feel worse.
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Haha nah it raised a small chuckle. I like jokes like that. In a similar vein to the 'What's big and green and falls out of the sky?' 'A pool table' type jokes.
Three for me, and two for them.
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Founder
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Thanks Feverish. Btw i love your new avatar, raises a smile/chortle each time i see it and think about that guy 
Three for me, and two for them.
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singledom is loose fella.
Alot like your choice in women?
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singledom is loose fella.
Alot like your choice in women?
Meeeooowww!
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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singledom is loose fella.
Alot like your choice in women?
jealous much...
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Yup instead of spending money on dinner and movie, you spend money on taxis in the morning.
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Yup instead of spending money on dinner and movie, you spend money on taxis in the morning.
or just walk it off. shamefully.
Fuck this stupid game
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singledom is loose fella.
Alot like your choice in women?
After what I witnessed one night at the Four Kings after the All Whites game..
Not at all.
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Yup instead of spending money on dinner and movie, you spend money on taxis in the morning.
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Don't worry. My (one and only) joke will cheer you up Buffy! Masturbation is just the same as procrastination; it feels good now, but afterwards you realise you've just f**ked yourself.
you, Buffy.
you, Buffy.
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Oh Buffster!!! Gutted man, the rebound things is ALWAYS a bad call! It's been over a month since I told my thing that it was all over, hooked up last week = worst. call. ever.
Just throw yourself into footy, like I mean if you've got nights not training get into indoor. I find indoor crickets good because you can bowl bouncers at people, throw balls at the stumpes (i.e. them) and then spank the ball around the nets FTW!
Pints on me next time you're down (or in SA if you're going?)
Just throw yourself into footy, like I mean if you've got nights not training get into indoor. I find indoor crickets good because you can bowl bouncers at people, throw balls at the stumpes (i.e. them) and then spank the ball around the nets FTW!
Pints on me next time you're down (or in SA if you're going?)
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Sucks Buffy, I almost lost mine recently but now things are better than ever.
Chin up, all will work out, homer says so
Chin up, all will work out, homer says so
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Yup instead of spending money on dinner and movie, you spend money on taxis in the morning.
she'll pay if you do a good job
Feverish - YF gigolo
And chin up Buffy - just imagine how you'd feel if this happened to you and you were also a Pompey supporter...
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singledom is loose fella. lock it in for life
Yup instead of spending money on dinner and movie, you spend money on taxis in the morning.
or just walk it off. shamefully.
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
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sorry to hear, love sucks. Friendship way less complicated.
hope this makes you laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMvjEIfto0
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We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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But seriously, you'll be right. Go punch some cattle or fight a bear. Unleash the awesome man inside you.
We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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Just have a cry and a wank and get back on the horse fella!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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I think this woman wouldn't refuse
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^^^^^^^^ = 4 Quality posts above
Big ups to you lads
Big ups to you lads
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Haha um cheers lads, i think...
I went and wrote myself off last night, and now feel much better because of it.
One door is closed, another one has opened.
I went and wrote myself off last night, and now feel much better because of it.
One door is closed, another one has opened.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Pints on me next time you're down (or in SA if you're going?)
Not quite SA, but Melb for the farewell match.
Or next time i'm down of course, i'll hold you to this
Three for me, and two for them.
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Getting a shag in NZ should be easy... the most promiscious women in the world apparently... however, that all depends on the quality one is after.
Go hard, blow out some cobwebs (figuratively speaking) and figure out what you want.
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Pints on me next time you're down (or in SA if you're going?)
Not quite SA, but Melb for the farewell match.Or next time i'm down of course, i'll hold you to this
Done, you're on.
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HTFUP 
GGF
Three for me, and two for them.
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Middle eastern frying oil.Although with a lot of imagination, it could look like a burqa wearing female figured butt plug - that could be used after liberal application of contents contained within?
it could look like a burqa wearing female figured butt plug
ffs
not often I have to shake my head at something edit: why have you messed with the old bold thingy YF admin-types?ForteanTimes2010-04-13 21:28:32
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As of last night; I'm feeling your pain Buffy 
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Things get worse. f**ked my back really bad tonight, went from a tweak/twinge to full on searing pain right through my whole back and neck. Could be season ending already.
f**k this
f**k this
Three for me, and two for them.
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Okay.. my situation isn't quite that bad. Best of luck for your recovery Buff! 
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Sorry i didn't mean to ignore you there Torne. Hope you're ok too mate 
Three for me, and two for them.
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