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Single again.
Anyone wanna shag?
Both serious and piss take answers appreciated.
Anyone wanna shag?
Both serious and piss take answers appreciated.
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Cue StealthKiwi in 3..2..
gee thanks
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Bad luck mate...
Tho evidence does suggest that they're all mad - or maybe thats just my conclusion
Tho evidence does suggest that they're all mad - or maybe thats just my conclusion
E + R + O
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I thought this thread was going to be about the use of emoticons and their effect on modern language.
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I thought this thread was going to be about the use of emoticons and their effect on modern language.
I wish.
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Yes, for it is a very interesting subject.
My best advice (in all seriousness) is just to go smash some other bird. Nothing will make you feel better than that.
My best advice (in all seriousness) is just to go smash some other bird. Nothing will make you feel better than that.
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Mmm i know. I've already texted several birds on my phone. No doubt i'll regret it soon enough. I would love to drink right now, love to, but i have a game tomorrow so can't really afford to.
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Mmm i know. I've already texted several birds on my phone. No doubt i'll regret it soon enough. I would love to drink right now, love to, but i have a game tomorrow so can't really afford to.
Gee I bet they'll all appreciate that you thought of them as somewhere to dip your rebound wick & they'd especially be delighted they are spam where jst one reply makes your effort worthwhile.... maybe that attitude is why you're single
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Are you flirting with him stealthkiwi?
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Mmm i know. I've already texted several birds on my phone. No doubt i'll regret it soon enough. I would love to drink right now, love to, but i have a game tomorrow so can't really afford to.
Gee I bet they'll all appreciate that you thought of them as somewhere to dip your rebound wick & they'd especially be delighted they are spam where jst one reply makes your effort worthwhile.... maybe that attitude is why you're single
Number?
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Are you flirting with him stealthkiwi?
Well since I seem to have a reputation as a man eating sex addicted cougar (tho never actually met any of you) surely my flirting wd b more along the lines of - name the place tiger...
I was merely pointing out that frm a female perspective a guy who texts several females for a woe is me shag deserves to be single
and on that note surely there is a direct correlation between a guy who does I'm drunk and bored (and a sad geek on my pc whilst drunk as drinking is a 'social' activity) threads prob is building the steps to being single too
stealthkiwi2010-04-09 19:26:30
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And on that note, anyone else on here who hates me or thinks ill of me can f**k right off away from this thread.
The rest of you carry on as usual.
The rest of you carry on as usual.
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you Buffy.
And on that note, anyone else on here who hates me or thinks ill of me can f**k right off away from this thread.
The rest of you carry on as usual.
The rest of you carry on as usual.
I don't hate you or think ill of you... jst have zero sympathy for 'any' guy who thinks woman are sperm receptacles than wonders why he dosent have a woman. if you put misogynistic crap in the public arena expect it to be judged
but don't worry I shall leave your thread and not return
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You made me smile Arsenal, thank you. You are one of my fav forummers :)
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Stealth. You've quite clearly never met Buffy.
He doesn't think Women are Sperm receptacles. He thinks there condom holders. Deugh!Mr_Incredible2010-04-09 19:42:37
He doesn't think Women are Sperm receptacles. He thinks there condom holders. Deugh!Mr_Incredible2010-04-09 19:42:37
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Stealth. You've quite clearly never met Buffy.
She won't want too anymore now either. Oh well.
Are we gonna tear it up in Melb?
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Something like that.
Keen for a round of golf on the Monday Morning?Mr_Incredible2010-04-09 19:46:40
Keen for a round of golf on the Monday Morning?Mr_Incredible2010-04-09 19:46:40
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Good lad.
Haha i'm sh*t at golf. Seriously, the only reason i don't lose many balls when playing is because i hardly even manage to hit the f**king thing. But yeah sure i may be keen.
Buffon II2010-04-09 19:47:42
Haha i'm sh*t at golf. Seriously, the only reason i don't lose many balls when playing is because i hardly even manage to hit the f**king thing. But yeah sure i may be keen.
Buffon II2010-04-09 19:47:42
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It'll give you a chance to put your balls back into some holes.
Zing.
Zing.
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Oooooooh. Well played sir. I'll buy you a Montana for that :P
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I kinda felt a bit bad for you but then you brought up the shag text and I kinda lost respect. Rebound shags are never as good as you want them to be....by that I mean they might be AMAZING but not long after you realise that its not what you need. =) Drink is also a temporary haven..
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
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2ndBest2010-04-09 20:26:28
I kinda felt a bit bad for you but then you brought up the shag text and I kinda lost respect. Rebound shags are never as good as you want them to be....by that I mean they might be AMAZING but not long after you realise that its not what you need. =) Drink is also a temporary haven..
I'm aware of this. And i'm not in a good headspace so perhaps ease up on the respect thing? And i'm not drinking because i have a football game tomorrow and unless i'm playing social or having a kickaround i don't play on a hangover.
2B, your advice shall be taken on board
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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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It'll give you a chance to put your balls back into some holes.
Zing.
Zing.
Is that how it usually goes, Daniel? The ball(s) in the hole?
Well played 2b, I chortled.
And chin up Buffy, hopefully a convincing win over Spurs will make things a wee bit better.
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Cheers LG. And yes, any sort of win over Spurs will make me feel better.
I would say well played to you Eejit but i have no idea what that is supposed to be. Is it like KY jelly?
I would say well played to you Eejit but i have no idea what that is supposed to be. Is it like KY jelly?
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It has a fish on the front. Looks like something Quagmire would be into.
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) Drink is also a temporary haven..
Bollox. Ive been in a temporary haven for nigh thirty years then 
We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix
And this is our Home
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Middle eastern frying oil.
Although with a lot of imagination, it could look like a burqa wearing female figured butt plug - that could be used after liberal application of contents contained within?
Although with a lot of imagination, it could look like a burqa wearing female figured butt plug - that could be used after liberal application of contents contained within?
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Anyone got any decent jokes? (NOTE: not "your love life lols" and not any of your essays Lonegunman)
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How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hands in it's pockets and tickle it's balls.
Put your hands in it's pockets and tickle it's balls.
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Hehe not bad Eejit.
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Poor Buffy.
At least Me, Mr. Incredible and Arsenal love you.
At least Me, Mr. Incredible and Arsenal love you.
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