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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Colvinator wrote:
Don't know the guy at all, and haven't really talked to him much on twitter either.

You should have responded with "Allez le bleus!"
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Robb wrote:

Colvinator wrote:
Don't know the guy at all, and haven't really talked to him much on twitter either.
You should have responded with "Allez le bleus!"


Haha! Well, if Phoenix win and All Blacks lose, most of my twitter followers will unfollow me. But I'll know I'm left with the good ones.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Colvinator wrote:
Got reply back:

"please stop these stupid phoenix tweets, you're ruining the awesome mood on twitter at the moment"

that is quality

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
@MyCatIsCold
You all should follow me because i'm just that cool!
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Up to 96 followers, but I am expecting to crack the tonne this morning after tweeting my Cash in the Attic/Pat Cash having to live in someone's attic gag this morning.
 
I know how a top class cricketer feels when they are in the 90's now - trying to push for singles to get to 100, but worried about going for a big shot could ruin it all, and I am back to 0 again.  Better save the gag about the 12 inch pianist for later

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
not well enough - 98 followers.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hey.  I re-tweeted so I'd like to think I delivered those extra 2.
 
99 now.
Hard News2011-11-03 23:21:14

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have just slutted myself about to try and get the last follower to crack my tonne.  #Shameful
 
My problem is that I only want to follow girls that have slightly slutty profile photos, but they end up being really boring.  Why can't people be slutty and interesting?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am your 100th follower.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thank you Arsenal - the last time I said that was May 1980
 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Last week I was at a Palmerston North Hotel. I took the mini shampoo bottles but couldn't find any homeless people to give them to.

However I still like to think I did my bit.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
on an unrelated note, a homeless man in Palmerston North was beaten to death my a hotel owner who blamed him for decreasing profits due to the number of miniature shampoo bottles they have suddenly had to buy on account of the existing ones being given to tramps by interfering do-gooders

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I got a tweet from Ade Edmondson on Sunday morning - does this mean we are now friends?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Booyashaka Hislop

Despite me being on the bandwagon, Twitter is still running and is still fun.  Like a blind man trying to get across a minefield I am moving forward slowly, getting to 152 followers.  At this stage, neither Kylie or Jessica Ennis are following, but I am convinced my theory of sending them "glamour" shots of myself will change that eventually.
Frankie Mac2012-01-12 01:54:20

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Keyboardist of The Cure was following me for a fair while, we chatted a bit, but the other day he'd obviously had enough of my rubbish and unfollowed me.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Did you say that Rebecca Black's song about Friday was better than theirs?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hahaha. Well, given that he's unfollowed me I think I just might!

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I got a tweet from Tommy Smyth (with a Y...) yesterday

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wow Frankie Mac, 243 followers, just zooming along. I'm a bit of a twitter newb, and since my stuff is mainly sports ramblings, I have a grand total of 3 followers. But I mainly use it to follow other people, so not too worried
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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Liverpool Aroon Clansey @AroonClansey - Also Football Ferns goal keeper.



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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Four Four Two made headline of article yesterday "West is Best" just to annoy me after I tweeted that I would hate hearing West Sydney using that phrase. Their online editor @KevinAirs442 follows me, and is worth worth following for A-League news and rumours.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
   #TVNZStoryIdeas

Funny!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sad thing is TV3 wrote an article about it..

Who the f**k gave us the technology to have a 'media' in N.Z?

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
Sad thing is TV3 wrote an article about it..

Who the f**k gave us the technology to have a 'media' in N.Z?


then pulled it from their website.Didn't want to (a) embarass their mates or (b) prove they are inept as well?
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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I told frank farina not to drink and tweet,he replied "haha" (he was probably drunk)


Allegedly

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about 13 years ago

 If you want to see a strange and disturbing world try the hashtags #tcot and #teaparty....

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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about 13 years ago

And if you wanna keep up with the YF Trophy Manager league use #TMYF (just because).

E + R + O

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