SO...
a cat will always land on it's feet if it falls.
Toast will always land butter side down.
So, if you stick toast to the back of a cat won't you get some kind
of perpetual momentum that could be used to generate electricty
?
So, if you stick toast to the back of a cat won't you get some kind
of perpetual momentum that could be used to generate electricty
?
No.
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I HATE CATS!!!
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We have a barn whose front and back doors can be quickly open
and closed. There is also a car which is just long enough so that if you try
to fit it in the barn, and the barn doors close, they would close down on
the front and back bumpers of the car. Now, an observer in the car (say,
Carol) speeds the car towards the barn at a significant fraction of the
speed of light. One might then argue the following: from the point of view
of an observer sitting in the barn (say, Bob) the car will be length
contracted, and at some point it will be completely inside the barn. Bob
then reasons that he can close and open both barn doors while the car is
completely inside the barn. However, Carol will argue that it is the Barn
which moving with respect to here, and thus it the barn which is length
contracted. So, she argues, if Bob tries to close both doors at the same
time as the car goes through the barn, then the doors will smash into the
car.
and closed. There is also a car which is just long enough so that if you try
to fit it in the barn, and the barn doors close, they would close down on
the front and back bumpers of the car. Now, an observer in the car (say,
Carol) speeds the car towards the barn at a significant fraction of the
speed of light. One might then argue the following: from the point of view
of an observer sitting in the barn (say, Bob) the car will be length
contracted, and at some point it will be completely inside the barn. Bob
then reasons that he can close and open both barn doors while the car is
completely inside the barn. However, Carol will argue that it is the Barn
which moving with respect to here, and thus it the barn which is length
contracted. So, she argues, if Bob tries to close both doors at the same
time as the car goes through the barn, then the doors will smash into the
car.
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?? i got lost near the start of that
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. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
Not a fact but its kinda creepy
Don't got that font. Care to explain?
Okay so I had to check this out.
In fact the first plane to hit the twin towers was American
Airlines Flight 11 from Logan International Airport in Boston to
Los Angeles International.
Its airport designation would therefore have been AA11 or
AA011.
The plane's tail registration number, according to a couple of
websites, was N33 4AA which is close I guess, but certainly not the
same as Q33.
So nice try, but complete ficttion.
Mythbuster Smithy.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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?? i got lost near the start of that
basically, it says if you drive fast enough it's possible to get a long car into a shorter garage.
But the garage also shrinks at the same time.
Special Relativity...
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If all the people in China were laid end to end across the Pacific
a lot of them would drown...
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's living in Agadez, Niger. Spending more time in town, Agadez, as bad people in the desert are spoiling the good life.
19/4/26.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's living in Agadez, Niger. Spending more time in town, Agadez, as bad people in the desert are spoiling the good life.
19/4/26.
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. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
Not a fact but its kinda creepy
Don't got that font. Care to explain?
Okay so I had to check this out.
In fact the first plane to hit the twin towers was American
Airlines Flight 11 from Logan International Airport in Boston to
Los Angeles International.
Its airport designation would therefore have been AA11 or
AA011.
The plane's tail registration number, according to a couple of
websites, was N33 4AA which is close I guess, but certainly not the
same as Q33.
So nice try, but complete ficttion.
Mythbuster Smithy.
i just report the news. nice to see someone does research this
crap tho
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If all the people in China were laid end to end across the Pacific
a lot of them would drown...
brilliant
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I HATE CATS!!!
They probably aren't that fond of you either CD 
Queenslander 3x a year.
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Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas
masks.
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Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully
ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
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It is illegal NOT to smile in Pocatello, Idaho!
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Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully
ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
by an ant who's not pissed yet
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The American Automobile Association was founded for the sole
purpose of warning motorists of police speed traps!
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Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully
ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
[/QUOTE]Did you also know that Cranberiies in fact grow under water ?
[QUOTE=C-Diddy]I HATE CATS!!!
Odd, seeing you are such a pussy.
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The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider
than your thumb.
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Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them
in beer.
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More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into
U.S. emergency rooms every year!
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I HATE CATS!!!
Odd, seeing you are such a pussy.
HARD NEWS LOVES JOEL GRIFFITHS. JOEL REPORTEDLY LIKE TO RUB
HIS BAN STICK!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless
they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
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The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider
than your thumb.
Fiction.
Wiki not authoritative but correct in this case.
Which means you can beat your wife with anything you like with
the same degree of legality.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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You've been Overruled by Judge Smithy!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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A baboon called Jackie apparently became a private in the
South African army in World War I.
(I use the word apparently to try and stop smithy discrediting
this fact. I havnt found any sources arguing this but im sure
smithy will)
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A survey reported that 12% of Americans think that Joan of Arc
was Noah's wife.
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In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalized by the Guinness Book of
Records for chugging 2.5 pints of beer in 12 seconds.
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I had a mate at Uni who could do that through a straw.
Mind you, he was passing blood by Year 3
Mind you, he was passing blood by Year 3
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UK laws that WILL get you in trouble:
- All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy!
- It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or bar.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
- In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
UK laws that WON"T get you into trouble:
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
- In Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person
with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
- In Hereford you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close
- In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. I'm starting to see a pattern here....
- All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy!
- It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or bar.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
- In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
UK laws that WON"T get you into trouble:
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
- In Hereford you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close
- In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. I'm starting to see a pattern here....
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Please note the last point!! Tomorrow is Sunday !!
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Morning Thunder, The Facts On FLATULENCE
July 6th 2007 00:25
We all
do it! There are those who will deny it, but even dead
people fart!
Fifteen Flatulent Facts:
1. The average number of farts a person expels in one day is between 9 and 17.
2. Most of us pass somewhere between 200 and 2,000 ml of gas per day - the average is about 600 ml.
3. Farts are composed of: nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane.
4. Gas gets into our guts by swallowing air (only a small amount), bacterial production within the bowel and colon (which accounts for a lot), and gas diffusion from our blood.
5. Gases produced in the bowel's interior space or lumen -- the carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane -- accumulate when the digestive system's assortment of resident bacteria, acting like microscopic gas factories, begin the task of digesting our latest meal.
6. Fart gases are variable depending on what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
7. The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
8. The odour of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts.
9. Women fart just as much as men. however scientific studies have shown that women's farts have a higher concentration of odour-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume.
10. Beans contain sugars that humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!
11. Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, milk, bread, eggs, beer, and raisins. People unable to digest milk due to lactose intolerance will suffer extreme flatulence if they consume dairy products.
12. Roman Emperor Claudius once passed a law legalising farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.
13. When you hold in a fart, it is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.
14. And finally for the big question I'm sure you've all been waiting for....... Yes! It really is possible to light a fart! But be warned, many have burnt themselves and/or their clothing in the process!
Farts burn because they contain hydrogen and/or methane, both of which are flammable gases.
15. Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame. A blue flame is indicative of the presence of methane in the flatus. Since only one-third of the population consistently produce methane to begin with, an exclusive club called the Royal Order of the Blue Flame has since been established.
Fifteen Flatulent Facts:
1. The average number of farts a person expels in one day is between 9 and 17.
2. Most of us pass somewhere between 200 and 2,000 ml of gas per day - the average is about 600 ml.
3. Farts are composed of: nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane.
4. Gas gets into our guts by swallowing air (only a small amount), bacterial production within the bowel and colon (which accounts for a lot), and gas diffusion from our blood.
5. Gases produced in the bowel's interior space or lumen -- the carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane -- accumulate when the digestive system's assortment of resident bacteria, acting like microscopic gas factories, begin the task of digesting our latest meal.
6. Fart gases are variable depending on what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
7. The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
8. The odour of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts.
9. Women fart just as much as men. however scientific studies have shown that women's farts have a higher concentration of odour-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume.
10. Beans contain sugars that humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!
11. Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage, milk, bread, eggs, beer, and raisins. People unable to digest milk due to lactose intolerance will suffer extreme flatulence if they consume dairy products.
12. Roman Emperor Claudius once passed a law legalising farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.
13. When you hold in a fart, it is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.
14. And finally for the big question I'm sure you've all been waiting for....... Yes! It really is possible to light a fart! But be warned, many have burnt themselves and/or their clothing in the process!
Farts burn because they contain hydrogen and/or methane, both of which are flammable gases.
15. Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame. A blue flame is indicative of the presence of methane in the flatus. Since only one-third of the population consistently produce methane to begin with, an exclusive club called the Royal Order of the Blue Flame has since been established.
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Rare And Interesting Facts!
A full seven percent of the entire Irish
barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.
Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
Women shoplift much more often than men - the ratio is 4 women to 1 man.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F".
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.
American Airlines saved a grand total of $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.
July 3rd 2007 00:25
Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
Women shoplift much more often than men - the ratio is 4 women to 1 man.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F".
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.
American Airlines saved a grand total of $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.
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It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.
Oi thats my one
Fact: LG is a copy
chocnut2008-01-27 00:21:00
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I got these all off the same website, have you visited it too??
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. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. 2. Highlight the Q33 NY. 3.
Change the font size to 48. 4. Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS
Don't got that font. Care to explain?�
Not a fact but its kinda creepy
�
Okay so I had to check this out.
�
In fact the first plane to hit the twin towers was American
Airlines Flight 11 from Logan International Airport in Boston to
Los Angeles International.
�
Its airport designation would therefore have been AA11 or
AA011.
�
The plane's tail registration number, according to a couple of
websites, was N33 4AA which is close I guess, but certainly not the
same as Q33.
�
So nice try, but complete ficttion.
�
Mythbuster Smithy.
Lol good effort Smithy.
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1. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the
murder of a child.
2. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
3. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
4. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
5. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
7. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.
8. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
2. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
3. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
4. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
5. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
7. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.
8. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
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Point number 7 - Can you imagine the smell inside buildings way
back then??
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