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What does she mean?

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What does she mean?
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GO!
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're f**ked.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd rather be straight broken up with by text than get THAT text...

Allegedly

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Maybe she's finally gonna give you that BJ you've been annoying her for.
 
 
 
 
But I doubt it! Start separating the CDs into 'mine' and 'hers' piles
 
 
Or she's pregnant!!!!!!!!!
Jag2011-06-10 16:44:53

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
You're f**ked.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think we all know how this is going to end up.. Are we that predictable?...

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
I think we all know how this is going to end up.. Are we that predictable?...[/QUOTE]
Well, if she said something like "call me when you get a chance" or "do you want to go out tonight" then it could be ok but to use such a cliche

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=we%20need%20to%20talk

Like the pre-emptive strike:
-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.


But you could reply to the txt like this:
[quote]-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masturbating.
Bullion2011-06-10 17:40:45
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Allegedly

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Bullion wrote:
Azevo wrote:
I think we all know how this is going to end up.. Are we that predictable?...

Well, if she said something like "call me when you get a chance" or "do you want to go out tonight" then it could be ok but to use such a cliche


Oh, I wasn't talking about the situation, but rather the poll, probs should of made that clear...

But you are right, I've had the "we need to talk" thing drummed up, I pretty much ignored it for a few days then got the D-Bomb. Never ever texted her or talked again, I felt it was a win in my books.Azevo2011-06-10 18:19:17

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
As always I should have come on her before heading over. Buffy nailed it (not her, she's not that desperate).

F*ck it, she preferred oval balls anyway.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go and bang her best friend then you'll know for sure what it's about!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Go and bang her best friend then you'll know for sure what it's about!
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You haven't seen the BFF, not even a paper bag would help.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At least she's not a Yid
E + R + O

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If you arent already getting well pissed by now then youre a mug.

Three for me, and two for them.

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brumbys wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Go and bang her best friend then you'll know for sure what it's about!
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You haven't seen the BFF, not even a paper bag would help.


The uglier the best friend the worse it'll make her feel I'd have thought.

But yeah,get hammered,fly to Thailand and steal a drug dealing monkey.

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Buffon II wrote:
If you arent already getting well pissed by now then youre a mug.


Not drinking because if I bang out a whole lot of work by 11pm, and the flights are still there for $550 i'll be drinking in Brisbane until Wednesday!
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Last time I got that text it was something along the lines of "I have work tonight, but we need to talk in the morning". So had to wait all night.
 
Then she picked me up, started driving round aimlessly,and broke up with me in the car. Super awkward because we werent actually going anywhere. So just drove round awkwardly for the acceptable amount of time,then got dropped off back home.
 
That weekend my manager had a house warming. I got fed drink after drink, then woke up with a roll of paper towels, a bucket and a glass of water lined up next to my bed, and no memory. Happy as.

Allegedly

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Off to Brisbane then? I hear there are some hotties there.
CboZ2011-06-10 22:37:49
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CboZ wrote:
Off to Brisbane then? I hear there are some hotties there.


There certainly are. Logic got the better of me and i'm holding off for a few weeks when i'll be more on form.

Better hit Smithy up for some good pick up lines.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I once got that text.  replied with "Don't bother.  We both know what that mean. later".
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
take out a restraining order against her - that way she cannot break up with you

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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2ndBest wrote:
I once got that text.  replied with "Don't bother.  We both know what that mean. later".
 
She was probably going to offer you a threesome with her best friend.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
what was her reasoning for breaking up?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
what was her reasoning for breaking up?


We didn't work, didn't love me enough to put more effort into relationship.

Moved mountains to have time to spend and wasn't reciprocated.

And she hates football. End game.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Put it in perspective Brumbys, was it as disappointing as losing the Carling Cup final?
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That sucks man, hope you're all good.  That's a good question, G4L.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
so what did she want to talk about?? or did you text back saying "it's over no we don't"

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'll shout you a couple when you come over bro... you'll be sweet with the accent :p
E + R + O

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Bullion wrote:
Azevo wrote:
I think we all know how this is going to end up.. Are we that predictable?...[/QUOTE]
Well, if she said something like "call me when you get a chance" or "do you want to go out tonight" then it could be ok but to use such a cliche

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=we%20need%20to%20talk

Like the pre-emptive strike:
-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.


But you could reply to the txt like this:
[quote]-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masturbating.
 
i think i am horny

I LOVE LAMP

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think I just got a cool text,

" i kinda wanna talk to you in person" hmmmm.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
CboZ wrote:
I think I just got a cool text, " i kinda wanna talk to you in person" hmmmm.



You're f*cked! RUN AWAY!

I'm devestated, but between beer, sport, good mates, and most likely a bad idea rebound i'll get through.
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brumbys wrote:
CboZ wrote:
I think I just got a cool text, " i kinda wanna talk to you in person" hmmmm.



You're f*cked! RUN AWAY!

I'm devestated, but between beer, sport, good mates, and most likely a bad idea rebound i'll get through.


haha, mine wasn't too bad but it was still bad.
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SurgeQld wrote:
I'll shout you a couple when you come over bro... you'll be sweet with the accent :p


8th - 18th of July, i'll tweet you.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You guys are like a family...so supportive

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Probably because we all know what it's like to be f**ked over by a woman.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Okay, I'll be leaving now...but for the record men can be equally as awful....end of...I'm beginning to be afraid

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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