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Where is Wyners?

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yes.

I heard that if he touches you, you play football like Bastian for the rest of your life.





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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I hear that whenever he scores a goal, a child in africa is cured of aids and gets a sponsor
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
I hear that whenever he scores a goal, a child in africa is cured of aids and gets a sponsor


That's why there is so many people with AIDS and why they are always asking for sponsors!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the answer to third world debt and the economic crisis
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners Tears cure cancer

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
when wyners blinks, a person is cured of their blindness
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
When Wyners speaks his words of wisdom, people gather in thousands to make sure everylast word of his knowledge is noted.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can turn water into wine  a coca cola spider Torne2008-12-23 16:36:20
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And piss. But only for those over 18 of course.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can turn water into any drink, Wyners can solve any health issues, Wyners can stop a fight before it begins.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners go so far back in time that he reaches the future.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt pay bills, he just sends the bill back with a picture of himself enclosed
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can't get  killed by a car, he kills the car.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
please no one, change the name of norris to wyners. these have to  be orignal from the heart.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Im loving this.. too bad he isnt here to see these.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can turn a straight man gay, just for him

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesn't go to watch the Nix, the Nix come to him.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can walk on coal, water and any other so called un-walkable surface
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wyners doesnt pay his taxes, the taxes pay him

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can barefoot water ski with skis on
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wyners could jump off a bridge and fly.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

One post from Wyners in Spam United, is enough to break the record

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners isnt trying to annoy us. he is gathering information on our personalities ready for judgement day.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is Sepp Blatter in disguise Torne2008-12-23 17:48:07
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners can break through a IP banning, he just doesnt try.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the real  person that hacked Scottishbhoys account and posted the obscenity that got him banned!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners touches himself at night

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners gets touched by others at night
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt get touched by others, he touches them Scottishbhoy2008-12-23 18:53:50

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyner is touched by the spirits of those who have been ip banned at night.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the ghost of christmas past
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wyners is the Styles of Beyond in Fort Minor.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is like 50 cent -  he can get shot 9 times and still live
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
wyners has counted to infinity - twice.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners caused michael jacksons health scare while.... Entertaining him.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
jakass666 wrote:
wyners has counted to infinity - twice.
 
No chuck norris pls

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Torne wrote:
Wyners is like 50 cent -  he can get shot 10000000000 times and still live
 
 
Fixed

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt make babies, babies make him

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
same with making love.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt have fans, the fans have him

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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