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Where is Wyners?

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
While we chop down trees with axes and chainsaws...
Wyner stands before forests and simply says "fall, or else"
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
When Wyners wants a "good time" all he has to say is "Now"
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners = Sex
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the second son of mary and joseph
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt need to be brought back, Wyners is already here.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is always here, watching, waiting.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners taught greg house all he knows
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
Wyners taught greg house all he knows


Good show tonite aye!?!?!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol.. didnt watch it, my mate is upset that sea patrol isnt on.

Anyway..

Wyners is bigger (yes, it is what you think) and better than me.

Big call, i know.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the real dog whisperer Torne2008-12-23 22:00:43
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is a dog that cannot be tamed
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Torne wrote:
pedersen wrote:
its a shame your forum skills apparently didnt advance at the same rate..........


Woah. Enough of the personal attacks already! Trying my best. And tbh, I had a reputation when i first started posting, and im trying my best to turn that rep around. I think i have done that sufficiently enough to gain respect from you Pederson!
 
haha just effing with ya bro
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt need to flirt, he just points to his crotch
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
some say that he once had a knife fight with helen clarke and that he sucks the moistiure out of ducks
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
apparently wyners  can open beer bottles with his testies
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners was voted Time magazines "2008 Man of the year" under the pseudonym "Barack Obama" 
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol.. for a 14 year old. your humor is very good.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
lol.. for a 14 year old. your humor is very good.


Thankyou. I have my strong points.

Wyners wrote Martin Luther King's I have a dream speech for him, but being the modest guy he is, takes no credit for it
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The new bypass was not built to help ease traffic congestion.. It was the result of a altercation between wyners and kerry prentigast over the last xmas ham at new world......

..he also got the ham.               Stefan2008-12-23 23:06:03
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
cmon wyners come back!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Surely he hasnt given up on us..
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Of course he hasnt given up..

He has the perseverance of Steve Carell in the 40 year old virgin
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is, he's called BRINGBACKWYNERS.


The Stig > Chuck Norris.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Shameless rob.. Quoting top gear
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
robbwatson wrote:
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is, he's called BRINGBACKWYNERS.


Wyners > The Stig > Chuck Norris.
 
 
Fixed.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt need friends, the friends need him..

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesent recieve christmas presents..

Christmas presents recieve him.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners has a pet Liger
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners operates under the nick name "God".
He has gathered quite a following
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners survived the Hiroshima bombing..
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I just thought... Wyners has probably gone away for xmas.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt go away for xmas, xmas goes away for him.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt feed his pets, his pets feed him!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesent go out to find ladies,
The ladies go out to find wyners.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is the real killer of Mr. Burns
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners is santa

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners taught Chuck Norris all he knows
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt brush his teeth, his teeth brush him

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners doesnt stare at people, people stare at him
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