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Who are ya?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who are ya?
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Hello there, my name's Kiwi Pie and I'm a diseased midget who likes to hoard giant tits.
 
 
 
Allegedly.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Busty Raver Fag who likes to Hold Hulahoops.
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I�m a dainty giant who likes to burst beavers. 

 

There are a few sexual innuendos involved there.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm a growthslutty biscuit who likes to burn vibrators!!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:

I'm a growthslutty biscuit who likes to burn vibrators!!!

 
Do you perform at children's parties?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm a precious door who likes to pilfer dinosaurs.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
smarah wrote:

I'm a growthslutty biscuit who likes to burn vibrators!!!




yeah but did you click on the link?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A foxy viking who likes to pilfer doorknobs..
Well, as long as my k**b is cleaner than a doorknob, that's okay.
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I'm a wide-eyed hosecock boy who likes to melt geese.
 
Sounds like my high school report cards...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Horny Vampire who likes to pay dinosaurs
 
Thats in interestingly dodgy one!
 
The music is really annoying

Allegedly

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I am a Rare Bitch who likes to Kneel on Ears

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am a clumsy goddess who likes to grope bisexuals.
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I'm a "handsome camper who likes to gulp giant tits!"
 
I kid you not! that's what it said. How did it know me??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
I'm a "handsome camper who likes to gulp giant tits!"
 
 
Winner.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feminine cab driver who likes to find giant tits 
E + R + O

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am a delicious vixen who likes to smell bisexuals

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Apparently, I'm a beautiful guy who likes to stab mufflers.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ginger_eejit wrote:
I am a delicious vixen who likes to smell bisexuals
 
You sure you don't play Rugby?? ooops!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Horrible Bag Of Sh*t Who Likes To Pilfer Swans.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
roasted starfish who likes to control dinosaurs
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo wrote:
Horrible Bag Of Sh*t Who Likes To Pilfer Swans.
 
Yeah, but we knew that anyway!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am "A Black Album that likes to fight Hank Hill."
 
 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am a mighty guy who likes to conquer oxen

Founder

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and a well hung pecker who likes to bite homosexuals..

Founder

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
quant sex god who likes to reward c**ksuckers


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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm a "tan devil who likes to gulp birds"

 

Queenslander 3x a year.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Im  a Boob-Sucking Boyfriend Who likes To Wring Out Women

haha

2nd time was:

Im a Pink attorney Who likes To Spin Hot bitches


HK_Keeper2008-05-04 15:36:02
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