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Kick racism out of Football

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over 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
If it's only a 'real nutmeg' when you regain the ball, what do you call it when you intentionally score a goal through an opponent's legs?

Sh!t goalkeeping?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
If it's only a 'real nutmeg' when you regain the ball, what do you call it when you intentionally score a goal through an opponent's legs?


Sh!t goalkeeping?


Not always a GK

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

TopLeft07 wrote:
If it's only a 'real nutmeg' when you regain the ball, what do you call it when you intentionally score a goal through an opponent's legs?

If it is called (before the ball goes between the opponents legs) then I think that it is ok.  I have tried to call and nuts a keeper (failed more than I have succeeded) but I think that is the essence of ensuring the nuts is called before the ball goes through - one person involved in totally humiliated.  Either it is successful and the defender/keeper looks like a mug, or it is unsuccessful and the person trying it looks like a fancy-dan without the skills to back up their self belief (y'know, like pretty much anyone who plays for any team at the Greeks).

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

The "Nutmeg" is not said to be racist but is said as an insult. 

And is unfortunately taken as a racist based comment.

  Supporter For Ever - Keep The Faith - Foundation Member - Never Lets FAX Get In The Way Of A Good Yarn

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over 12 years ago

Nutmegs have brown skin...coincidence ? I think not. 

Why is one of the most shame inducing acts in football not named after a nut with a whiter hew, such as Macadamia or a blanched peanut.

there is a deeper motive at work here I am sure.



Salmon swim upstream

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over 12 years ago
Doloras wrote:

"one witness did not attend the hearing because it was scheduled during Ramadan"


Awww, bull feathers. Unless the hearing required the witness to eat, drink, smoke or have sex, Ramadan observance is completely irrelevant. And if it did, that just raises even more questions.

It would explain why the fines are so high

Founder

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over 12 years ago

Can someone please change this thread title to "Kick nutmegs out of football"

I let my guitar speak for me

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?


What about giggling after a nutmeg...I'm a big fan of that
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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
Frankie Mac wrote:
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?

What?  again?!! It's an over 40's thing.

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over 12 years ago
SumFootball wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?

What?  again?!! It's an over 40's thing.

I remember once at twilight football I was showing someone the sideline, they kicked it between my legs and straight out of play. They then called nutmeg. Was poor form and pissed me off a bit. 

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Yeah that's pretty poor. I'll let the refs know that it's a yellow card for incorrectly called nutmegs

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over 12 years ago

Appreciate it. 

Should be in the laws of the game anyway. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago
SumFootball wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?

What?  again?!! It's an over 40's thing.

I have been abused by this comment, it is outright discrimination. lol

  Supporter For Ever - Keep The Faith - Foundation Member - Never Lets FAX Get In The Way Of A Good Yarn

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over 12 years ago
Blew.2 wrote:
SumFootball wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
SumFootball wrote:

The best nutmegs should never be called by the nutmegger.


worst thing I have ever read on this forum.  Can someone get this person banned?

What?  again?!! It's an over 40's thing.

I have been abused by this comment, it is outright discrimination. lol


Just make sure the hearing is not scheduled during your afternoon nap time

Salmon swim upstream

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over 12 years ago

what the fuck is going on?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

what the fuck is going on?



I took it off topic - 'my bad' as the kids would say.. so back on topic then.
Racism's bad mmkay-lets kick it out (along with nutmegs)

Salmon swim upstream

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over 11 years ago

meh. Kyung Blyer would do this better.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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