Lower Hutt lower Wilson United and Park Life's credibility
On a beautiful morning at Bell Park the sun turned up, the players turned up, the fans turned up the chairman of New Zealand Football turned up. Everyone turned up except the weather gods who had done their worst to the pitch the night before.
Apart from playing in a paddling pool it was a tremendous day for a match. But as the game wore on the players got dirtier and dirtier, and so did their strips. Mike "The Crown Prince of Wests" Wilson and Pete "My Dad's Just As Important As Your Dad" Howe were making particular examples of themselves, flying into tackles, going toe to toe. Wilson even managed to launch a thirty-yard-studs-up-one-foot-forward bobsled that missed everyone and carried him a full fourteen yards over the touch line, in the process ripping his shirt Tarzan-styles.
For all that though it was Hutt who came out of the blocks better. Luis Corrales and niko causing all sorts of problems.
Then it happened, after dominating the opening 25 minutes Luis finally struck with a far post finish that had Imraaaaaay, in his final game for Wests, rooted to the spot. 5 minutes later and people were wondering whether Imraaaaaay's head was already on the plane as he let a nothing ball slide right in front of him leaving a simple tap in for niko at the far post.
Two nil up inside 30 minutes but that was not the end of it. Straight from the re-start Hutt won another corner. The ball was delivered into the 6 yard box and both Imraaaay and Jonny Harahap stopped to look at each other letting Captain Fantastic Phil Patterson sneak in to toe smash the ball home.
3 nil the half time score.
As the supporters headed for the fantastic half-time pies they would have herd the obscenities resonating from Wests dressing room. Clearly Coach Calcott isn't as much a fan of the pies as Park Life. Whatever was said Wests came out strong in the second half onto a pitch that had turned from a paddling pool to a mudbath.
15 minutes in and referee Jamie Cross got bored, awarding a penalty to Rupert Ryan. He calmly blasted past Nic "He's Not My Dad But He's Still Here Watching" van Hattum. Someone in the crowd said "I would have saved that back in the day." Park Life couldn't see who it was.
The game then took a had a huge twist. Corrales broke away for a one on one with Imraaaay and as Luis went round the prone keeper a fourth Hutt goal looked in the bag but Luis pulled it wide. From the resulting goal kick Hutt defender Rodney Mays was forced into a tackle on the edge of his area that referee Cross adjudged a free kick. The free kick came ripping in and Nic "My Uncle's Boss of Your Uncle" van Hattum made a smart save away to his right. However it fell to Roddy Brown and he had time to pick his spot with a side foot volley. Van Hattum managed to get himself in the way of that as well but couldn't stop it trickling over the line whilst also managing to pick up an injury that looks set to give him another spell on the sidelines.
On came Lower Hut's 3rd and final sub as McPeak came on to replace the (allegedly) injured Van Hattum (who was then spotted on the balcony getting an early pint in). With the score at 3 � 2 and 20 minutes to go the game was heading for an epic finish.
Lower Hutt then stepped up a gear, forcing Imraaaay off his line to make two good one on one saves before Luis made it 4 - 2 with a cool finish from just inside the area after a mistake out wide by centre back Mike Smith left him unmarked..
In summary then Park Life was wrong about the result, right about it being a goalfest, wrong about who would score what, but most importantly right about the pies.
Olympic Stumble As Stop Out Surprise
Yet again it was a sunny Sunday afternoon as Stop Out travelled to Newtown Park. And it started out just as many, including Park Life, had predicted.
Within 5 minutes Stop Out had made their first mistake of the day, giving Raf the chance to score from the spot. 1 nil, 5 minutes gone and it looked like another spanking on the way for lowly Stop Out.
$tevie G had other ideas though, causing all sorts of problems down the left hand side of the field, which looked more like a section of the closed Karori Park Aquadrome than it did Newtown Park.
Olympic looked lethargic and often played long and this was not helped by their backline sitting deep and creating a heap of room for $tevie G in particular to run into.
It took a piece of $tevie G genius to set up Stop Out's equaliser. Neonakis, O'Connor and Sasha Nathu all thinking the ball was running dead but Gulley chased it, sliding in and pulling it back for a simple tap in. 1 all.
Stop Out then pushed forward again. Their angry Englishman Gary McDermott scoring with a cracking low drive that hit the base of both posts before nestling in the net.
Olympic though hit back straight away from a corner that was dealt with horribly by a very dodgy keeper-defence combo that let Stop Out down all afternoon.
Half time 2 -2.
Olympic came out strong in the second spell, clearly surprised with the difficulties Stop Out were posing them and keen to make amends. Jimmy the Mouth took advantage of some more poor work at the back to make it 3-2 and it looked like Olympic might run away with it.
But then with 20 minutes to go it all changed and it changed very quickly. Stop Out had a man sent off, Raf missed another penalty and $tevie G glided into the box before teeing up Ale Gonzales for the tap in.
3 a piece is how it finished. Stop Out happy with the point and the Bubbles left scratching themselves wondering how they turned up to lose 2 points.
Naki Push Mar Hard
This was the return fixture from Round 4 of the Central League which took place at Centennial Park in April. Miramar took all three points that day thanks to a 3-0 victory courtesy of goals from Graham Mulvey, Shane Medland and Tommy Smith. Despite the score line Taranaki competed well for long periods of the game and had a shot hit the crossbar when down 2-0.
This was Miramar�s 2nd trip to the Taranaki region in 3 weeks after they defeated Inglewood 8-0 in Round 3 of the Chatham Cup on June 14th at Karo Park.
There were many changes in the Miramar line-up from the side that beat Lower Hutt 3-0. Tommy Smith came in for Peter Halstead up front to partner Dom Rowe. Dylan Hall returned in goal to replace Simon Shone after his impressive display last week. Tony Wall came onto the right flank to replace an injured Gerard Brown, and Chris Peck slotted in at left back for the unavailable Jamie Farrington. While Graham Mulvey and Michelle Zanotto came onto the bench to join Shane Medland. Miramar would be without Jacob Spoonley, Jeremy Brockie and Cole Tinklar for the rest of the season due to their New Zealand Under 23 Olympic commitments.
The home side�s last Central League match at Yarrows Stadium back in May ended in a 2-1 victory over Lower Hutt. Team Taranaki would look to their New Zealand Under 20 squad member Tyson Brandt to threat down the flanks. Inglewood players Matt Kelbrick, Alvin Hunt and John Sigurdsson and his brother Matt would be keen to improve on their last outing against Miramar. Taranaki is currently coached by James Graham.
With Mt. Taranaki visible beyond the beautiful surroundings of the ground a large crowd had gathered in the stands to support their local side. The game started in sunny conditions on a firm Yarrows Stadium surface. Miramar took control in the opening exchanges controlling possession and producing attacking raids down the middle through Rowe and Smith who were keeping the Taranaki central defence of Matt and John Sigurdsson busy.
Ten minutes into the game Michael Eagar delivered a ball, over the Taranaki defence which found Rowe open 40 metres out from goal. Rowe then raced towards goal; inside the box he produced a strong right foot finish to the left of keeper Mike Reive, who parried it away at the near post. Miramar continued to make most of the play in the first half with Smith and Nik Tromp both putting chances wide
Taranaki had their best opportunity late in the first half when a long ball by captain James Greive was played behind the Miramar defence and found Josh Herlihy racing towards goal. However, hesitation and great covering defence from Craig Alderdice saw Herlihy push his shot wide. So at half time it was locked at 0-0.
The second half began with both sides pressing for a goal, with Rowe for Miramar and Nick Betteridge for Taranaki both putting close headers wide. In the 52nd minute a pinpoint cross from right-back Allen Chote found Tromp, who then delivered a great ball to Smith inside the box, Smith turned his marker and his powerful shot could only be parried by Reive into the oncoming path of Tony Wall who slotted the ball into the back of the net from a tight angle to make it 1-0.
Taranaki was beginning to show improvement in the second spell. In the 65th minute in the resulting aftermath of a Josh Herlihy free kick the ball was scrambled clear by Michael Woodside. Taranaki then made a double substitution in the 67th minute bringing off Michael Somers for Ritchie Burkitt, and Jared Mcelhannan for Scott Smith. Miramar made their first substitution in the 82nd minute when Tommy Smith came off for Graham Mulvey.
As the game wound down Taranaki struggled to produce anything threatening towards the Miramar goal thanks to a solid back four. Their only decent shot of the half came to Herlihy who launched a 40 metre effort which was parried away by Dylan Hall. Miramar coach Graham Little made another change in the 89th minute bringing himself on for Tony Wall.
Little had almost an immediate impact with his lead-up work resulting in Rowe�s goal bound header tipped over the bar by Reive. Referee Mathew Conger called time a few minutes later with the game ending 1-0 to Miramar. Thus keeping their unbeaten record in tact and their 1-point lead at the top of the league from Petone. Miramar would be happy to have grinded out all three points from a tough Taranaki side that have proved resolute opponents at home this season. Miramar has now gone 8 league and cup game without conceding.
Next week sees Miramar back at Centennial Park against Western Suburbs who they drew with 1-1 in Round 5. While Taranaki travel to the raceway to face Stop Out who they beat 2-1 in the same round.
Petone Continue Relentlessly As They Dispatch United
Park Life is over the moon about this one considering we picked the score, but not the scorer.
A horrid pitch at Memorial meant that the game was slower paced than normal but both sides still stuck to their football. Petone were all over United throughout this one. The Oranje had a very early effort from Steve Dornan saved onto the crossbar by Jumbo Jimbo in the 4th minute but after that had to content themselves with making the odd break forward but being well contained. Tihou Messenger-Weepu stood out at the back for Petone in marshalling United's quick breaks.
Petone had all the play but struggled to fashion too much in the way of shots on goal. Not a great deal in the way of quality came in from the flanks, leaving Whitmarsh and McLay with very little to work with. When they did get in the box some lacklustre finishing and some sharp work from Oranje goalkeeper Warburton meant the scores were all level at the break. Mike Pickering, all over the midfield, was the standout player on the day.
Park Life's scribe venture upstairs in the half time break to sample the much-vaunted pies but was left disappointed as, like Ronaldo's girlfriends, they turned out to look okay but pack a nasty surprise once you got into them.
Anyway the second half saw, not surprisingly, the teams change ends. We mention this because the pitch had two distinct flavours - muddy, wet and Aquadrome-esque to the North, and flat, soft and eminently playable to the South.
This quirk enabled Petone to press forward with their efficient style blossoming on the firmer turf. In contrast Le Hugo's fancy footwork was nullified in the mud down the other end.
Petone's dominance continued and they won themselves a penalty which got blasted high over the bar. Justice there as the offence was for shirt pulling at a corner ,something that goes on at every single corner in every single game at the top level. Petone weren't bothered though and Manzone (slightly lucky) and Pickering (lovely finish, no luck there) delivering a one-two knockout combo in two minutes to kill things off.
5 minutes from time Andy Johnston put the ball in the net after the much loved and praised Jumbo Jim spilled a through ball at his feet. The pass came from Hugo after he finally found the one bit of firm ground in the Northern half and got some space.
All up Petone left satisfied with a job done and Oranje left cursing their luck - they didn't deserve a win but might have snuck something if that early effort had gone in.
And in the other game�
That Park Life knows very little about, Mystery Marist (the team with whom you never know quite what you'll get) knocked over napping Napier 2-0 at Park Island. Mercurial Adam Cowan (not the U20s Adam Cowan we've since discovered) and Scott Robson the goalscorers for the Pope's Own Marist.
And that's it. We're late again, we know, but we're busy folks.
Stay tuned for a preview tomorrow and good luck to Stu's boys who leave today for Beijing. Especially Yellow Fever's own Jacob Spoonley.
Park Life
I see another retraction given PL wrote this a few days ago� Go to Petone Memorial, not painted like a Puma�, and watch Fozzie�s Blues efficiently turn over Rossco�s Oranjes 3-1. Le Hugo to get the one by nutmegging Jimbo� when Jimbo� tries to Cruyff turn him seventeen times inside his own 6 yard box. [QUOTE=Park Life]Petone had all the play but struggled to fashion too much in the way of shots on goal. Not a great deal in the way of quality came in from the flanks, leaving Whitmarsh and McLay with very little to work with.
Whitmarsh had little to work with because he wasn�t playing. Serving his suspension. [QUOTE=Park Life]Petone's dominance continued and they won themselves a penalty which got blasted high over the bar. Justice there as the offence was for shirt pulling at a corner ,something that goes on at every single corner in every single game at the top level.
Park Life is over the moon about this one considering we picked the score, but not the scorer.[/QUOTE]
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Ref claimed it was for holding, yet he couldn�t identify which player gave away the penalty. Fair to say most people (including a couple of petone players) couldn't quite understand this decision.
2ndBest2008-07-10 14:05:59Park Life is the Fever's finger on local football's pulse. This week we expect to predict not a single result correctly. It's a huge weekend in Big Travel League and we really don't know what to watch or who will win where!
Miramar Wests
Jeepers. Does any more need to be said? Mad Matty and Little G go head to head in the day's biggest clash (table-wise).
Wests are forced to reshuffle again following the departure of Mike Wilson and Phil Imray. Boy wonder Jake Gleeson will come in between the sticks and you'd expect to see Mike Smith push into the midfield hold left by Wilson. Bryce Howard might make a first team return at right back as Shaeffers moves in to partner Evergreen Harahap in the heart of defence.
Miramar will bring back A Chote and the others who had a break last week in the narrow 1-0 win at Taranaki but will have to do without the Shanesaw: injured.
It'll be a real midfield battle this one. Rupe Ryan vs Mike Eagar will be a battle royale.
It'll be a huge one and you can see Miramar narrowly sneak a one goal win if you make your way to Centennial for a 2.30 kick off.
Petone vs Lower Hutt
A massive stoush is set to play out at Memorial Park as Petone host Lower Hutt, and Old Timers' Day.
Hutt might try some pre-game trickery but will be essentially the same side that ran out 4-2 winners over Wests last week on the Bell Park Mudbowl.
Memorial is marginally better than Bell at the moment but may have suffered badly after overnight rain (if there is any).
Park Life aint no meteorologist!
No big changes on either side and it could well come down to who wants this one the most. Lower Hutt with form (a good win last weekend vs Petone's poor finishing and unflattering win over United) AND a point to prove could well be too strong for their cross-the-tracks neighbours.
Stop Out vs The Naki
A battle between the two worst teams in the league awaits you if you venture to the Raceway on Saturday.
Stop Out will be without the services of their man Ale, who got his marching orders against Olympic last weekend for what was reportedly a spectacular bobsled.
It won't make much difference.
This 1-1 draw will be fairly dire and we don't recommend watching it. If you must though it will be at the Raceway at 2.30pm.
Napier vs Wellington United
United's season just keeps getting worse. Their inept display against Petone on the weekend reinforcing their position as genuine relegation contenders.
If Stop Out are to survive, Wellington United could yet help them.
While Stop Out and the Naki have got better and better, United haven't. Their recruitment has been non-existent and, while the undeniably play football and have some tidy players, they just don't have the quality to win the important games.
Like this one.
Napier are a Jekyll and Hyde outfit and who knows which one will run out on the day. There'll be no Horse Messam - off to the Olympics - but if Stu Wilson plays it could be 3-0 but if he doesn't then it will be 1-0. Maybe 1-1 if Le Hugo gets a good Park Island surface to play on.
Olympic vs Marist
The Sunday game is a goody this week too. Olympic, who miraculously dropped points last weekend against Stop Out in a ludicrously high-scoring 3-3 draw, face Marist who ran all round Napier in Napier and have, in recent weeks, been a force to be reckoned with.
Despite that recent upswing in form Marist are still well behind Olympic in the League so when they win 2-0 at Newtown Park on Sunday it will be something of an upset.
Watch it at 2pm.
And that's it for this week's gossip-free preview. Very quiet all round on the goss front.
The gossip might be sh*te but the football should be fantastic. Get out there and watch it!
Until next time.
Park Life
Park Life2008-07-11 21:39:14
A week of records.
Team Taranaki will be looking to clear the competition relegation zone when taking on Stop Out in a Central League football match in Lower Hutt this afternoon.
The Lower Hutt city side is anchored on the bottom of the table with four points, six fewer than Taranaki, which is one place up the competition ladder.
Taranaki head coach James Graham said today's encounter is a must-win match in order to avoid the risk of relegation to a lower league.
Taranaki can take plenty of confidence into today's game after holding top-of-the-table Miramar Rangers to 1-0 at home last Sunday.
"If we take the same attitude, same commitment into the game as we did last week, hopefully we will have too much quality for Stop Out," Graham said.
Three points from today's match will relieve the pressure and take Taranaki well clear of Stop Out and the relegation danger zone.
The Lower Hutt side has managed just one win from 12 matches in the competition so far, but showed sharp improvement when drawing 3-3 against fourth-placed Olympic last weekend.
Graham said the injection of three new imports could be responsible for the improvement.
"Obviously, the new players they have signed have added value to the team."
Taranaki midfielders Nathan Hill and Tyson Brandt have been laid low with the flu this week and a call on their availability to travel was to be made last night.
Team Taranaki has seven round-robin matches, including today's, remaining in the competition.
TEAM TARANAKI: Mike Reive, Andrew Thomson, Stephen Kibby, Ritchie Burkitt, Tyson Brandt, Nick Rush, John Sigurdsson, Matt Sigurdsson, Nick Betteridge, Michael Somers, Nathan Hill, James Greive (captain), Josh Herlihy, Scott Smith, Karl Dolan, Brad Hicking, Matthew Kelbrick, Karl Dolan, Leighton Dearden; Coaches James Graham/Bob Sova.
Miramar vs. Wests has been cancelled, as centennial is supposedly in unplayable condition
Miramar Rangers _ Western Suburbs _ Postponed
Stop Out 1 Team Taranaki 3 _
Gar McDermott 1 Josh Herlihy 1
Mick Rush 1
Matt Kerbrick 1
Petone 1 Lower Hutt City 4
Paul Whitmarsh 1 Phil Paterson 1
Luis Coreles 1
Sam Blackburn 1
Pedro Garcais 1
Napier City Rovers 2 Wellington United 1
Stu Wilson 1 Luke Jones 1
Greg Henslee 1
Sunday
Olympic _ Palm Nth Marist _
They haven�t updated the table on cap soccer website, so this is what it should read (excuse any possible mistakes )
Pitbull2008-07-12 17:09:20Founder
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Gustavo Saralesa 3
Adam Cowan 1 P W D L GF GA Pts Miramar Rangers 10 8 2 0 33 5 26 Petone 13 8 1 4 23 14 25 Napier City Rovers 12 6 3 3 28 20 21 Palm Nth Marist 14 5 4 5 26 26 19 Lower Hutt City 11 5 2 4 33 21 17 Olympic 11 5 2 4 26 22 17 Western Suburbs 11 5 2 4 23 23 17 Team Taranaki 12 4 1 7 12 23 13 Wellington United 13 4 0 9 15 26 12 Stop Out 13 1 1 11 15 54 4Pitbull2008-07-13 16:07:14
They haven�t updated the table on cap soccer website, so this is what it should read (excuse any possible mistakes )
We're Forever Causing Trouble

And Micky been away for the last month! Dno
Team Taranaki registered its fourth win of the football season and first on the road when easing past Stop Out 3-1 in Lower Hutt on Saturday.
The success lifted Taranaki closer to being assured of safety for next season.
Taranaki head coach James Graham was "over the moon" with his side's comfortable victory in the Central League.
"We achieved another short-term goal, winning on the road for the first time, so I can tick that box off now," he said. "The next (goal) is to beat one of the top four to secure our spot in the league next year."
With five rounds left to play, Graham said Stop Out now needed to win four games to go ahead of Taranaki and Wellington United on the ladder and avoid the relegation-promotion match.
"And that's with us not winning another game, and I'm quite sure we'll win another one or two along the way."
Taranaki started Saturday's match strongly and was rewarded 15 minutes into the game when defender Nick Rush scored from a corner kick.
The amber and blacks held their 1-0 lead to the halftime break.
Taranaki went 2-0 up just after the re-start when midfielder Michael Somers went down the right hand side, crossing the ball low and hard to find striker Matt Kelbrick, who slammed the ball past the Stop Out keeper.
Torrential rain started falling midway through the second half, making the field waterlogged.
But Taranaki took its chance to seal the win and nailed a third goal 15 minutes before fulltime when striker Josh Herlihy scored with a fine individual effort, requiring several touches inside the box to get the ball out of the water and over the line.
Stop Out gained some consolation four minutes from time when the ball bounced favourably for captain Garry McDermott, who made it 3-1.
Rush was named man of the match for Taranaki and he, along with left back Andrew Thomson and central defender Jared McElhannan, provided solid defence.
Team Taranaki is now third from the bottom of the Central League table with 13 points, ahead of Wellington United (12) and Stop Out (4).
Taranaki's next game is against Palmerston North Marist in Palmerston North on Saturday.
SOCCER - CENTRAL LEAGUE: Defence can yield points if team right
14.07.2008
ANENDRA SINGH
Call it boring, uninspiring or what you like but a good defence can win soccer matches.
Italy's World Cup win in 1982 is perhaps the best example that springs to mind. Striker Paolo Rossi, often labelled a ghost on the field that year, was the hat-trick hero as teammates frustrated favourites Brazil 3-2 with an entire team defence in the quarterfinals. Even the prowess of Zico, Socrates and Falcao wasn't enough as the Azurri juggernaut steamrolled their way to World Cup glory.
In Saturday's Central League match at the Bluewater Stadium, Napier, you sort of got the impression Wellington United were trying to emulate that feat.
Suffice it to say they were no Azurri, and striker Luke Jones was no Rossi in their 2-1 loss to hosts Napier City Rovers.
Frustratingly for the Park Island faithful, the scoreline should have been more like 6-1 but for some hesitancy in finishing off balls in the vicinity of the 18m box and some goalkeeping brilliance from Dale Warburton.
Rovers coach Malcolm Wilson, who will be in England to visit his mother for the next month, told SportToday that despite the Berlin Wall mentality from the visitors it was good to see his troops with a spring in their step.
``It was frustrating because you have to do all the thinking,' said Wilson, who will be back in time for the last game of the league. Seasoned coach Terry O'Neill will be at the helm in the interim.
Wellington coach Ross Durant, whose side slipped to second last on the table, said they were always going to play defensively because of the unavailability of several regular players. He fielded reserve grade players in their place.
However, Durant was scathing of referee's assistant Ben Chisolm who, in the 32nd minute, adjudged keeper Warburton to have moved off his line to block Stu Wilson's penalty kick for a hand ball. Wilson scored from an identical shot in his second attempt.
``We don't need that sort of thing, really. We didn't have things go our way with the officials [ex-HB ref Jamie Cross and Bay assistant Jordan Williams] but I suppose that's what you say when you lose,' he said.
Enough said. The officials, despite a couple of yellow cards for abusive language and crude tackles, were inconspicuous. Wellington's only gripe in the penalty issue could have been that defender Andy Christensen did not handle the ball intentionally - it was ball to hand - but a jaded Durant failed to make a case of that.
Wellington were pretty abysmal and only Rovers' hesitancy to execute crisp shots from the 18m box and sheer luck prevented abject humiliation for the visitors.
Devoid of wingers every time they got possession in counterattacks meant Wellington were relying on Jones to do the impossible.
Four minutes after Wilson's penalty, Jones scored the equaliser in a rare occasion when the wingers spread the width of the field. Richard Gray from the right flank surprisingly found Jones unmarked 8m in front of the goal, raising the question of how tight and tested is Rovers' defence.
Graham Fyfe was outstanding again in curling crosses mostly from the left flank, once clipping the crossbar with the keeper well and truly beaten.
It was the last of nine corners in the 77th minute of the second half that yielded the winner. Fyfe curled the corner to the near post and Regan Cameron rose to nod it in but keeper Warburton was equal to the occasion. Midfielder Chris Davies pounced on the loose ball but defender Andy Johnstone got in the way and then Warburton again parried Wilson's ensuing shot before Andy Pickering crisply placed it in the bottom left corner.
Third-placed Rovers travel to Wellington this Saturday to play Lower Hutt City who are one place behind them but upset second-placed Petone 4-1 on Saturday, giving Napier a sniff at the runners-up spot.
Team Captain Andy Groom left for his big OE to Europe, Richard Gray has started a scholarship in America, Richard Boyack has taken a job transfer to Wanganui, young Sam Greene is off to see the world and lastly the experienced Ian Matthews has returned to his native home in Ireland. Rumour has it that Ian was so embarrassed by the All Black thrashing of his beloved Irish rugby team, he felt that he could probably get selected for them after such a mediocre performance.
The departure of these lads has created huge problems for the coaching staff, particularly poor old Ross. Paul Muggeridge, Ben Jefferson, Jason Venema and Ben Norman. Who are they might be the question you may be asking? They are lads brought in from the Reserves and pleasingly all of them had game time on the hallowed turf of Park Island and gave 100%
having been given their opportunity to take the field. Credit to Paul Muggeridge who played the full 90 minutes on his first team debut! Now to the game.
For about 30 minutes our makeshift team competed very well and neither team looked like scoring but for an extremely dubious penalty call saw the home side gifted with a penalty. Dale Warburton made an excellent save and we on the bench thought justice was the winner but alas, the match official ordered the spot kick to be retaken and this time Dale was beaten.
The home team had been given an underserved 1-0 goal advantage which was extremely disappointing for our young team. The agony of going a goal behind quickly turned to ecstasy when a lovely attacking move down our right flank was completed when Hugo, who had been quite subdued up to this point, threaded a lovely through ball to one of the youngest lads on the park and he lashed the ball into the Napier net from about 20 metres with his right foot. Not a bad result for Luke Jones who probably never knew he could use both feet, being almost totally left-footed. Who cares we got the equalizer we deserved and it remained 1-1 to the half-time whistle.
To be fair Napier came out in the second half firing on all cylinders, but Ed Peryman and his co-defenders played extremely well and were equal to anything Napier created. But the home side did eventually score from a goal mouth melee in which Dale make two reflex saves in quick succession, but the ball bounced to the home team striker who rocketed the ball home
from about 2 metres giving them 2-1 lead which they protected until the final whistle.
On reflection, Napier probably deserved their victory because of their second half performance. We were pleased with our efforts and whilst it's normally a hell of a long journey home when the game is lost, we were proud that we had performed with some dignity for Wellington United. Andy Johnstone had his best game of the season, Ed Peryman was rock solid in defence, Andy Christensen showed that the transition from attacker to a rightside defender is well within his ability, and one suspects young Luke Jones was the happiest lad in Hawkes Bay having scored his first goal for the club. And what a superb stage he achieved this on, and what's more using a foot he thought was only for standing on!
The long journey home was uplifted when we learned that our reserves had beaten Waterside, and that Stop Out had been beaten 3-1 by Taranaki which keeps our points margin the same. And lastly, our goalscorer Luke was so excited about his goal, he had to have about 30 wee wee stops on the way home. Nice one Lukey.
Fuck this stupid game
Striker Gustavo Saralegui showed he could be the missing link for YoungHeart Manawatu this season, after a stunning hat-trick for Marist yesterday.
It has taken a season for Palmerston North Marist's Uruguayan imports to hit their straps.
But Saralegui has been one of the reasons Marist has had four consecutive wins in the Central League after it thumped third-placed Wellington Olympic 4-0 at Newtown Park yesterday.
If Saralegui can stay fit and bring his renewed vigour to YoungHeart, as well as a Gonzalo Nieres return, fans might see a return to two seasons ago when Manawatu converted its chances through Benjamin Totori.
Saralegui struggled to make an impression for Marist last season and seldom made it on to the pitch for YoungHeart last season. But now fully fit and able to talk to his teammates, Saralegui has proven a handful for opposition defences.
Marist coach Steve Green was loathe to single out players after his team's comprehensive win over Olympic, but did say Saralegui and defender Pablo Yackson were in great form.
"They do understand the language more but they're both fully fit and enjoying playing regularly," Green said.
"And we're enjoying having them in the team with us."
Green said Sarelegui was very fit and showed extreme pace with two of his goals yesterday being solo efforts.
"Not only is he fast but he's got good skills. For one of the goals he scored against Olympic, he beat three players, then smashed the shot into the corner."
Green also said Yackson was more suited to the central defence.
"He threw his body on the line for us and both he and Gustavo could be important players in the national league team this year."
Manawatu has learned to hold on to a lead after three times this season letting two-goal leads slip.
Ironically, the four sides beaten in the current run are all teams in the top half of the table. "We were two-up at the break and it wasn't over but we continued on as we had in the first spell."
Saralegui notched his hat-trick just after the break, before Adam Cowan, playing up front, scored with a ripper goal from outside the goal area.
SOCCER - CENTRAL LEAGUE: Defence can yield points if team right
Devoid of wingers every time they got possession in counterattacks meant Wellington were relying on Jones to do the impossible.
Four minutes after Wilson's penalty, Jones scored the equaliser in a rare occasion when the wingers spread the width of the field. Richard Gray from the right flank surprisingly found Jones unmarked 8m in front of the goal, raising the question of how tight and tested is Rovers' defence.
Graham Fyfe was outstanding again in curling crosses mostly from the left flank, once clipping the crossbar with the keeper well and truly beaten.
It was the last of nine corners in the 77th minute of the second half that yielded the winner. Fyfe curled the corner to the near post and Regan Cameron rose to nod it in but keeper Warburton was equal to the occasion. Midfielder Chris Davies pounced on the loose ball but defender Andy Johnstone got in the way and then Warburton again parried Wilson's ensuing shot before Andy Pickering crisply placed it in the bottom left corner.
Third-placed Rovers travel to Wellington this Saturday to play Lower Hutt City who are one place behind them but upset second-placed Petone 4-1 on Saturday, giving Napier a sniff at the runners-up spot.

Its no longer a problem.
Palmerston North Marist Too Good For Olympic
Sunday lived up to its name this weekend as the sun came out and shone on a fairly shoddy Newtown Park to welcome the Pope's Own Marist as they made the long bus drive south from Palmy to meet The Bubbles.
As per the last couple of rounds the Bubbles enjoyed the bonus of playing a Sunday, in sunny conditions, <i>and</i> on a surface that actually resembled a football pitch rather than a mud wrestling ring.
However, much like last week, these boons did not help them.
They started strongly but you could see that the Pope's Own were not too fazed, just warming up. They looked more than comfortable coping with the Bubbles' attacks and as the first half wore on you could see them gaining the upper hand.
For those of you, like Park Life, who have been at the last few Olympic games you must find you're asking yourself the same question as we are: what is going on with them?
On this sunny Sunday the confusion began with Raf (Big Travel League's most credentialed midfielder) playing as a lone striker. Odd. Both Adam "Not So Scary These Days" Church and Jimmy "The Mouth" Haidakis, who have done well in the lone striker's role of late, were not used upfront but were instead moved into wide midfield positions. Later The Mouth, Olympic's most consistent attacking player this year, was moved even further back down the pitch, swapping with regular right back Anthony "2 Weeks Off" Neonakis. Weird!
These swithcharoos played their part for sure but Olympic looked, at times, like a school boy team on Sunday, offering a gaping hole between midfield and the back four that both Cowan and Smith ran riot in.
It took 25 minutes for the Pope's to post the first change to the score board: Gustavo Saralegui committing, with fantastic jinkery, both Barry Lewis and Sasha Nathu to diving in before coolly slotting the ball in for a lovely goal.
It wasn't long before Saralegui made it 2-nil. Marist with another cute display of close passing before committing Nathu again and sliding the ball inside the near post.
2 nil it stayed till half time.
The second half started but you wouldn't have been blamed for continuing your conversation as it was a very dull affair. It took some more poor refereeing to shock the game into life, and get Park Life interested again, as the referee and his assistant got together to chat about a clumsy covering challenge by Anthony "2 Weeks Off" Neonakis. A straight red was what they came up with after a brief chin wag leaving everyone in the crowd, Anthony, the opposition players and coaching staff, and the chimpanzees next door completely confused. The ref though was quite chuffed with himself. Olympic also suffered an injury to Nathu (or had he just had enough?) that brought Islander TJ on in between the sticks.
Nothing much changed though. The Greeks were as average with 10 as they had been with 11.
In the last 8 mins the Pope's Own made it 3 and then 4-nil with Gustavo completing his hat-trick and Adam Cowan putting his name on the sheet just to remind everyone that he's the best midfielder in the league today.
Marist making it 3 from 3 as they continue their steady climb up the ladder. Olympic making it really hard to watch.
Lower Hutt Puzzle Petone With Wet Weather Wizardry
The game started the same as last week's for both sides: wet and muddy. Petone Memorial was not only a mud bath but the north-west corner of the field had turned into a small lane pool.
Nonetheless the game kicked off in front of a good crowd. Lower Hutt's supporters on the far side and Petone's in the club rooms both looking ready to jump the fence and get involved if round two of the knock out fight started at Bell Park kicked off.
However the early exchanges were all football as the game got off to a good pace. Lower Hutt shot out of the blocks: controlling the game in the difficult conditions. Sammy Blackburn and Luis Coralles in particular causing Petone all sorts of trouble as the hunted out, and found, the firm patches in the swamp and ran at pace at the Petone defence.
It took just 25 mins of entertaining football (in terms of the conditions anyway) for Lower Hutt to take the lead. A well worked move down the left saw the ball pulled back to Patterson on the penalty spot. He calmly placed the ball into the bottom corner. 1 nil. This really kicked the game into life and moments later Hutt made the crucial mistake of not working hard after scoring as Petone broke down the right and Jaime Mason gave away a free kick just outside the box. With big Stick on the ball and the wall set the whistle went. Stick struck his low shot through the wall and the misplaced Van Hattum could only watch as it rifled into the corner of his net. 1 � 1. Game on.
Hutt put the foot down and took control, with Luis making a run down the right weaving in and out before picking out Sammy "The Ginger Ronaldo" Blackburn on the back post for an easy tap in to make it 2-1.
5 minutes later it was the same two trouble makers who set the Hutt crowd going crazy. This time The Ginger Ronaldo glided down the right, going around the last defender before, with a pin point ball, picking out Luis on the far post. Luis, who had pealed off and made a mad dash to get to the box in time, finished off one the best moves of this year by leaping through the air like a salmon to header the ball past Jumbo Jimbo. 3 � 1. Game over.
Just after the goal and just before half time that the game looked like taking a turn for the worse as a tackle led to a foul led to a melee. As the frustration looked like coming out as fisticuffs the ref did fantastically well to calm everyone down without brandishing a single card. Good refereeing does live on. Hallelujah!.
3 - 1 the break.
The second half started as the first had finished off with the Petone fans and staff cursing the ref more the longer the game went on. Ginger Ronaldo was running the show and put a home defender on his arse with sheer skill before delivering the ball into the area to an unmarked Pete Howe who forced a fine save from Jimbo.
There were chances at both ends as the Big Travel League's two top keepers (Imraaaay has gone remember) went head to head. Nephew Nic pulled of a top drawer save down low to his left, and smartly tipped the follow up shot round the post with big Stick hovering. A sharp save from the resulting corner was also needed as a cheeky back heal almost snuck past the prone van Hattum.
With 70 minutes up on the clock it was Super Sammy Blackburn who sealed the point, and the man of the match bar tab, with a 60 yard run. Picking up the ball 10 yards inside his own half he beat four players with pace and skill, then cut back inside two more and was cut down. The referee had no choice but to award a penalty and Pedro 5 Goals stepped up to place the ball past the a diving Jumbo Jim.
The Heavens then opened up and the rain pissed down as the game came to an end Hutt ran out deserved winners and for the first time this year not only did Park Life predict the exact score but Hutt put 2 wins back to back.
And that's the end of that I'm afraid. Other results are covered amusingly in the about-to-be-posted Here Comes the Weekend. Stay tuned.
Park Life2008-07-18 11:04:36We must apologise, both to our readership and our contributors, for missing this week's review. The difficulties of Real Job and a monumental f*ck up called Telecom who rooted Home Internet both had their role to play but at the end of the day we just didn't get there in time.
What you missed last week was a laughable Olympic getting spanked by a very good Palmerston North Marist, a clever Lower Hutt outwitting a one-trick Petone on a swamp at Petone Memorial, The Mar and Wilson United's game at Centennial being called off only for Olympic's Reserves to get a game there two leagues below on Sunday (ARF!), Napier breathing a sigh of relief as they found a winner against 10-in-the-box Oranjes, and Team Taranaki guaranteeing Stop Out a relegation play-off game against a Fijian Invitational XI.
You can have a look at half a review of the round that we didn't get to posting HERE.
This weekend sadly you can't look forward to nearly the same amount of excitement with only two games going on in the Capital.
We'll hit those ones first.
Wellington United vs Olympic. Newtown Park. 2.30pm.
Urgh. That's all we have to say about this match.
The Greeks were not happy at all last Sunday when they got rolled over by Marist. They'll turn that anger on Durant's Oranje on Sunday and score a couple in the first half before going to sleep and conceding the Oranje's customary consolation goal sometime during the second. There'll be some massive bobsleds on a slick Newtown Park surface as they hang on for dear life to their 2-1 lead. But they'll do it.
They'll do it without Anthony Neonakis who takes a break after graduating from the Barry Lewis School Of Studs Up Tackles In Front of the Referee�. They'll also do it with the oldest midfield in the league. Old aint bad though and there's no lack of quality in this Olympic team.
Not quite the same can be said about United though. They've been saved from being genuine relegation contenders by a combo of early-season pre-departures form, Dale Warburton and Stop Out being absolutely minging.
The Newtown Park Derby has been, in the past, a flying affair with two top sides going toe to toe for the right to be king of Newtown Park.
This time though it will be an Olympic 2-1 snore-fest.
Lower Hutt vs Napier City Rovers. Bell Park. 2.30pm.
This weekend sees No-Horse Napier City visit Bell for the second time this year.
Napier are sitting pretty on the table 4 points and 1 game in front of the resurgent Hutt side who have found the one thing they have been searching for long and hard this season: consistency. They've had a home win against Wilson United and an away win against Fozzy's Petone (both in mudpools) in the last two weeks.
This week's weather forecast promises much the same for both Bell, and the rain set to cover the city on Friday will suit Lower Hutt who have become genuine swamp-football specialists in the last few weeks.
This weekend Hutt will have to be fast out of the blocks again to put Napier off their stride.
Hutt are a fast-paced and fluid counter-attacking side and Rovers will have to be on their toes to cope with the pace and quality of Blackburn, Garcias and Corrales. Hutt have also been up for a battle lately, making the most of the conditions rather than trying to play the most attractive football.
From what Park Life has seen of Napier thus far this season they are very similar with Stu Wilson in particular both scoring and setting up a hat full of goals from midfield. They'll have to do without the Olympic Horse who'll be tonking away in Jakarta and their elderly and pedestrian back line will be stretched to the max by the aforementioned Speedy Three.
This game promises to be a cracker and even if there was a full complement of games being played in Big Travel League this weekend Park Life would still be picking this one as worth a look.
Park Life has decided to push the boat right out this week and predict Hutt to catch Napier sound asleep. They'll have it won inside 30 minutes. 3-nil the half time score, 5-0 the final.
Palmerston North Marist vs Team Taranaki Memorial Park. 2.30pm.
Another bath here. Marist are on top form and on a top surface at home will have far too much for the Naki.
Having said that we've predicted the Naki to get a hammering before and been completely wrong. Olympic 3-3 Taranaki anyone?
With Cowan, Milne, Bailie and Saralegui all on form Taranaki should lose by two but this match is a banana skin for Marist. A win will keep them in the top four but that position is artificially boosted by them having played a game or three more than everyone else. They'll want to win this one to give themselves a shot at a genuine top four finish.
Meanwhile, in Big Cup
Miramar travel to Dunedin to play a Tech side who have 7 National League players in their squad. For anyone who missed it though the South Island teams got absolutely pumped in the NZFC so having seven players from there might not be quite as exciting as, say, having Graham Mulvey back from hangover and back-knack.
Park Life's mystery Miramar sauce tells us that "they're changing things" but if Park Life gets wind of it "then G will kill me". So don't tell anyone we told you that both their formation and personnel will be difference for this Cup tie. Shhhh. It's a secret.
Also on Sunday (Happy Birthday Sam Peters. That's a fine.) Western Suburbs travel to Nelson for their, much easier you'd think, Cup tie. You'd be wrong though.
Nelson sit proudly atop the Matson's Premier League a full 12 points clear WITH A GAME IN HAND. Ridiculous. They have scored a ludicrous 33 goals for to 4 against and have not yet lost this season. Should be a good test for Calcott's boys. Young striker Sam Ayers is their player to watch. You can see the amusingly baby-faced side on their very snappy website here.
And that's it for another edition of Park Life.
Join us for a giggle at the Petone AFC clubrooms where you can watch Park Life United, featuring several of our correspondents and associated hangers-on, go down horribly to Jumbo Jimbo, various frizzy-barnetted Pickerings and maybe even a referee or two. We're expecting a Whalen of a time. Boom boom.
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He came from Palmerston North I think. Red hair, same colour as Blackburn who scored one, was given a penalty and did not receive a card for a sideline foul, but that is being spitefully presumptuous and totally unfair
We're Forever Causing Trouble

Marist soccer fans should make the most of the few chances to see Nick Roydhouse and Tim Richardson play at home, says Palmerston North Marist coach Steve Green.
Both Roydhouse and Richardson are leaving New Zealand shortly to take up university scholarships in the United States. Marist play Taranaki at Memorial Park tomorrow, and have just three home games left in the Central League.
"They've [Roydhouse and Richardson] been instrumental in our good run," Green said.
Marist has belatedly found some form. It hasn't conceded a goal in the last two rounds and sits in fifth on the points table with four wins on the trot.
Marist lost to Taranaki 2-1 in the opening round, but Green said with Marist playing "very good football" it should avenge that loss. Uruguayan striker Gustavo Saralegui scored a hat-trick for Marist last weekend.
In the Western Premiership Marist Reserves head to Wanganui's Wembley Park to play Wanganui Athletic.
Marist Reserves coach Simon Lees is desperate for a win to keep his side within reach of Wanganui City and Red Sox on the league standings.
Lees said Marist will need to take the rough pitch and parochial Athletic supporters into account.
In other matches, North End plays Massey University at Skoglund Park. Palmerston North Boys' High School play Wanganui City also at Skoglund Park. The home advantage may help Boys' High to counter Wanganui's physicality.
Red Sox meet Valeron at Skoglund Park. Red Sox has four consecutive wins but Valeron could cause some problems.
In the Central Women's league on Sunday, Massey University women travel to play Lower Hutt City.

