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MATCH REPORT:SPAM UNITED VS FEVERISH ANTI

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
MATCH REPORT:SPAM UNITED VS FEVERISH ANTI

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Newcomers Spam United, today played there first 90minute game and succesfully won 9-0 over Feverish Anti Spamming Army.

Team Line Ups
 
Spam united started with this team in a 442 diamond midfield formation
 
Gk - Scouser
RB- Christo,
CB - teamozanne ( Captain)
CB - Muzgrob
LB - Kiwibruce
RM - ccfc
DM/CM - uber gunner?
AM/CM - CelticFc
LM - ronaldoknow
STK - Hammerhead
STK - DEVOUR
 
 
BENCH
 
Loyal gunner
WPFC OR DIE
Gunners
 
 
Feverish Anti Spamming Army played with a 3-5-2 formation
 
Gk - Feverish
Cb - Frankie Mac
Cb- Hard News
Cb- Da Skeleta
Lw - Spam Monster
Rw - uncle Steven
Dm - Nembo
Dm - Phil Style
Am - Oi Oi Edgecumbe
Cf - Toffeeman
St -  Skaman
 
No subs for FASA
 
 
Match Report
 
24000 people, aliens, pets and co went to Spam uniteds home ground for there first ever game at the Spamadrome.
 
The match was delayed due to some last minute spamming on yellowfever's longest footballing thread from players.
 
Eventually the game kicked off and took a while for both teams to get going. Lots of miss passes, mis tackles, lack of comunication etc etc, but was expected as this was Spam Uniteds first game
 
Skaman opened the shooting in the game with a great bit of skill from Oi Oi to slide open Teamozanne and Muzgrob at the back. Skaman with all the time in the world took the shot on, which was hit away from scouser and out of the crossbar for a corner. Nothing came of the corner to follow.
 
It took 40mins for Spam united to get going and with the first effort from CelticFc and came from it his first goal of his Spam Career. A forty yard screamer which went into the right top corner. goalkeeper feverish didnt stand a chance. SPam UNited 1 FASA 0
 
2 minutes later, teamo played a long ball through to celtic fc, who passed it wide to the welsh wizzard CCFC on the right wing. He playeed a ball straight to Hammerheads feet. with the ball inmotion Hammerhead opened his legs and played the dummy which confused Frankie MAc, Hard News, and Da Skeleta and left Devour wide open. He rounded feverish to make it 2-0.
 
HT 2-0
 
At half time  a riot broke out with 5 FASA sent off. Frankie MAc, Hard NEws, Toffee Man, Nembo, SKaman and SPAM MONSTER ( FOR SHOWING UP EVERY 7 MINS)! all shown the red card. This meant that FASA had to either play on or Default
 
THey played on and found themselves under seige. THe remaining players played as 5 defenders, as Teamo instructed his lads to push up.
 
Shot after shot after shot...Feverish was able to save all of them until some magic from Ronaldoknow, beat 5 players, made Feverish run out and passed the ball to Uber Gunner who had the easy tap in. Awell worked goal.. And celebration from SPAm United Fc
 
 
After that the goals kept on coming
 
Teamozanne got 2
Celticfc got 1
Devour 1
Ronaldowho 2
Hammerhead 1
Ubergunner 1
Ccfc1
 
 
FT 9-0
 
Two goalCaptain Teamozanne gave a 1 word interview
 
f**kINGFANTASTIC!!!!!
 
 
spam united start there season on a high with there first win
 
Thats all we have time for folks
 
But next week we have SPAM UNITED VS YELLOWFEVERS BEST
 
goodbye from me jim mcdrimick
 
and thanks again

 
CelticFC2007-07-09 10:39:47

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thats it at the moment. Done in about 5 mins.. ill edit it and change it about later.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and sorry if i forgot you (christo) so i will add u onto this alter. i gtg like now so bye guys

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
CelticFC wrote:
 
2 minutes later, teamo played a long ball through to celtic fc, who passed it wide to the welsh wizzard CCFC on the right wing. He playeed a ball straight to Hammerheads feet. with the ball inmotion Hammerhead opened his legs and played the dummy which confused Frankie MAc, Hard News, and Da Skeleta and left Devour wide open. He rounded feverish to make it 2-0.
 
 
 
I'm quite pleased with this, when I play at the back this is how I normally let the other team score. 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I feel it was a games of two halves and the better team won on the day
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This post is SPAM.
 
Does that mean I've clawed one back for the antis?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol.. hmph i need to edit it abit as i was running out of time and didnt really do the 2nd half. I wll later tho, so ill make a new thread for it.
 
Sweeet

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
phil_style wrote:
This post is SPAM.
 
Does that mean I've clawed one back for the antis?
 
Sorry mate, they all count for us hahahahaha that's the beauty of spam threads hahahahaha.

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
CelticFC wrote:
lol.. hmph i need to edit it abit as i was running out of time and didnt really do the 2nd half. I wll later tho, so ill make a new thread for it.
 
Sweeet
 
yeah, add acouple of goals for us, I think you completely underrated Spam Utd for we are obviously all talented WINNERS.

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

celtic you forgot to mention the red card  spam monster recieved for turning up every seven minutes

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol hahahah sorry bro. Added now =]

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
celt we play each other preseason on 15th july at Loftus rd
 
take it easy on us mate
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jeez guys I'm still knackered,got a bit of a twinge in my hamstring,but overall I was quite pleased with my performance considering I was only 2% match fit.
          Onwards and upwards lads,keep the faith!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am not surprised Anti Spam United lost 9-0 if they are playing me as a centre back.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yes... i made up the team as i couldnt be arsed coming around everyone and syaing " where do u play in a 11 a side game" pfft cause u oldies wont come back to me pfft

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sweet, I managed the starting lineup. :D
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My goal was the best of the game, couldn't of won without me simple as that
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Right Wing?? yeah sure...
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