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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
scouse_roar's dating advice thread
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
so my fellow earthicans, i am here to offer advice to all of you experiencing dating issues.

since i am well versed in the subtle nuances of relationships you may procure my assistance if you deem it necessary.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

how do I get backdoor action?

I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ask Stefan.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
scouse_roar wrote:
so my fellow earthicans, i am here to offer advice to all of you experiencing dating issues.

since i am well versed in the subtle nuances of relationships you may procure my assistance if you deem it necessary.
 
 
Yes please.  I am often double-booked for appointments despite having a diary and calendar.
 
What do you think about those time management courses?
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why did she scream? It was only a broom stick.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
Why did she scream? It was only a broom stick.
 
You need to lube it up, or at least go over it with some sandpaper
I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A fresh coat of varnish may do the trick as well I hear.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
A fresh coat of varnish may do the trick as well I hear.
 
That's just gross.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Allegedly

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Azevo wrote:
A fresh coat of varnish may do the trick as well I hear.



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That's just gross.


Turns me ON.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
that was never a goal.
 
although any hole is a goal.
 
or so i've been told
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