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'Nix fan resolutions

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'Nix fan resolutions


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If the Phoenix win the next one I'll buy the principal of my school a 'Nix scarf.
If the 'Nix win two in a row I'll get my school a 'Nix benchwarmer membership
If the 'Nix win three in a row I'll invite all my teachers out with an open bar tab and make sure the principals from all three of my schools have 'Nix scarves.
If the 'Nix win four in a row I will teach every lesson that week using only examples about the 'Nix.

 ie I have a 'nix soccer ball. It's a yellow and black 'Nix scarf. I went to the 'Nix game on the weekend what did you do? I like the Wellington Phoenix football team, what do you like? etc etc maybe I should  write a textbook. WPFC-ESL...

If the 'Nix win five in a row...

help me out here, just thinking what I can add to make the commitment serious enough, but also fun.

please fell free to add your own.

If the Nix make the finals I'll buy my mates tickets for the airplane and the ground to get there.


martinb2008-11-04 19:23:56


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if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.
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clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.


well if he helps the wins, he might have other people who want to buy one for him with a club contract.


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clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.
 
Lets send him there now, I will chip in.
 
Plus I can't see us winning 3 in a row after tonite
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If phoenix win three in a row I will stop smoking potsneakyrat2008-11-02 23:44:25
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If the Nix don't win one in a row I'll start smoking pot

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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stop greasing up to the school head and starting smoking behind the bike sheds, looking surly and writing the names of your favorite bands on your schoolbag in felt-tip pen.

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Sure that will go down well given martin is a teacher.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Sure that will go down well given martin is a teacher.




why not?

lead by example

honest I knew he was a teacher

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crewemad wrote:
clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.
 
Lets send him there now, I will chip in.
 
Plus I can't see us winning 3 in a row after tonite


Enough negative sh*t. This isn't the thread for that. Take it to the match thread or the I want to moan and bitch thread. Cheers.


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martinb wrote:
crewemad wrote:
clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.
 
Lets send him there now, I will chip in.
 
Plus I can't see us winning 3 in a row after tonite


Enough negative sh*t. This isn't the thread for that. Take it to the match thread or the I want to moan and bitch thread. Cheers.


yes sir, sorry sir

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ForteanTimes wrote:
martinb wrote:
crewemad wrote:
clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.
 
Lets send him there now, I will chip in.
 
Plus I can't see us winning 3 in a row after tonite


Enough negative sh*t. This isn't the thread for that. Take it to the match thread or the I want to moan and bitch thread. Cheers.


yes sir, sorry sir


That's okay Fortean, but don't let me catch you at it again.

come on YF. You'll do movember for a bunch of whining sickos, but what will you put on the line for the 'Nix?
martinb2008-11-02 23:57:53


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Are all teachers like this outside work?

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Are all teachers like this outside work?


most round here are generally more drunk. This is an expensive promise if it comes through.


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martinb wrote:
If the 'Nix win three in a row I'll invite all my teachers out with an open bar tab and make sure the principals from all three of my schools have 'Nix scarves.

If the Nix make the finals I'll buy my mates tickets for the airplane and the ground to get there.


Two questions.
 
How many teachers in your school?
 
And can I count as one of your mates?
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bigtobz wrote:
martinb wrote:
If the 'Nix win three in a row I'll invite all my teachers out with an open bar tab and make sure the principals from all three of my schools have 'Nix scarves.

If the Nix make the finals I'll buy my mates tickets for the airplane and the ground to get there.


Two questions.
 
How many teachers in your school?
 
And can I count as one of your mates?


about 20 including staff at 3 different schools. But fortunately some are light weight and  serious non-drinking types.

You'd either have to already have done a 'Nix mission with me. Or alternatively score the goal that gets the All Whites to the world cup. Not a big ask either way.

oh- i suppose I should say this is for this year only.  Bit gutted no one else in all of yellow fever can come up with some new years Nix resolutions yet. Commitment!






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martinb wrote:
  'nix soccer ball.
 
Whats a Soccer Ball? Isn't that something rugby fans kick around?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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If the Nix win against Sydney I'll banstick C-Diddy for the good of all.
 
Might just do it anyway.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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^^^ AGREED
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if we beat Sydney 4-0 i'll get naked
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Smithy wrote:
If the Nix win against Sydney I'll banstick C-Diddy for the good of all.
 
Might just do it anyway.


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luggsy06 wrote:
if we beat Sydney 4-0 i'll get naked
 
Yeah like you need that as an excuse.
 
Disgrace that you are.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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martinb wrote:
If the Phoenix win the next one I'll buy the principal of my school a 'Nix scarf.
If the 'Nix win two in a row I'll get my school a 'Nix benchwarmer membership
If the 'Nix win three in a row I'll invite all my teachers out with an open bar tab and make sure the principals from all three of my schools have 'Nix scarves.
If the 'Nix win four in a row I will teach every lesson that week using only examples about the 'Nix.

 ie I have a 'nix soccer ball. It's a yellow and black 'Nix scarf. I went to the 'Nix game on the weekend what did you do? I like the Wellington Phoenix football team, what do you like? etc etc maybe I should  write a textbook. WPFC-ESL...

If the 'Nix win five in a row...

help me out here, just thinking what I can add to make the commitment serious enough, but also fun.

please fell free to add your own.

If the Nix make the finals I'll buy my mates tickets for the airplane and the ground to get there.




First lot of scarves are on the way, I'm getting so happy on Wednesday....

it was great replicated Yellow Fever with a bunch of 6th Grade Koreans last class on Friday chanting at a big screen tv.

fan f**king tastic!

best goal Smeltz has ever scored and Browns was ...I was getting grumpy and bang! they've all got little cell phone videos of the event, but I don't think I will be getting to see them...


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clark007e wrote:
if the phoenix win three in a row i'll buy gao a ticket to europe.


he didnt deserve one so i wont be doing anything except celebrate he isnt here anymore
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Don't have the money?
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Pants and shirts off for the phoenix next home win.. so 5 in a row.
 
Ill have to stock up on socks.
Stefan2008-11-29 09:05:38
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