2015/16 Transfer Speculation

Also follows the likes of Benny Hinn and this is his wife:  https://twitter.com/StaceyNuelle

Sweet voice.

But he looks good in Yellow and Black!!

No Cocks?

Yeah, would put a real downer on those late night team bonding sessions. The goat worshipping and sacrificing virgins might have to go on hold if we sign him.

Really not sure why him being religious would be a concern. Pretty ridiculous to say that tbh.

I offer Tyler Boyd as evidence M'Lord. Prosecution rests.

So what? Want me to start listing "non-religious" people who were cocks as well? I offer Pavlovic (just as the first off the top of my head) M'Lord. Defence rests.

I think it's time to get over it.

On a serious note, I could not careless who or what he or any player worships, as long as they fit in with the rest of the squad

Of course, the funny thing is that none(?) of us has any idea whether it is Sarpong anyway.

If it isn't, then Dome et al. (if they are reading this) must be finding it hilarious watching us trawl through Sarpong's wife's twitter profile, whilst James McFadden (or whoever) is packing his bags and finding his passport.

I didn't say being religious is a problem.  Odds say that a number of the squad already are.  

My concern is that he seems to err on the side of religious nutterdom, not just religious and from my experience that isn't always a great fit in some environments.

Yeah queitly beleiving in something is different than trying to convert the entire squad, preventing the younger players from going to see 50 shades of grey 2, etc.

If he scores heaps of goals, he can worship the devil for all I care

This is what happens when they give us no clues. 

Anyway, many of the best players to ever play the game were religious nutters.

Fixed

Short summary: 

1. Tyler Boyd was quite religious - thanked god etc. in post match interviews.

2. Theory was Boyd was on the outer for breaching the no dickheads policy, not because of performance on the pitch.

3. Partial evidence to back up rumour re. 2. above was Boyd spotted by forum regular who works at movie theatre heading into a session fo 50 shades of grey while at the same time the Nix were playing an away game he didn't travel for... opinion was if you were invested in the team you'd be watching live.

As long as he doesn't have Benny Hinn's hair, he should be sweet

From the same species as Trump's.

Twitter profile had a video of his season, looked OK for the minute and a half I could be bothered sitting through. As a fellow religious nutter see here for how it can work (hint it involves wine) (go to 2 minutes)

Now I'm having flashbacks to Tyler Boyd.

I think the Nix actually need a hot head like a Berisha to get some of our players out of their comfort zone. All this no dick , touchy feele stuff hasn't actually won us a title has it?

As long as the hot head is a gun then it works. Pav, a hot head but just an average or below average player doesn't work.

In respect of #3, Maybe Ernie had told him to look for advice on getting past the last line of defence, through the back door etc?

fixed it for you

Agreed.Who wouldn't take Berisha or similar goal-scoring machine/dickhead?.He probably has trouble meshing in any team he joins (from what I've seen of him during HAL matches) but meh,sign him up right now & lets play some footy

Is Berisha a dickhead off the pitch though? Surely that's the relevant factor.

Fark...leave the guy alone. If he signs and plays well for us good...another wise don't see that breaking out the snigger and moral superiority 'cos of his upbringing/ beliefs is a real fan thing to do...

If he's Roly's mate that's a reasonable reference for me.

Ask him if he'd let his kids watch Harry Potter- if he says yes, let him get on and play his game and score goals for us...assuming he is the chap...

Jealousy Post ?

Yeah he has always seemed well liked by team mates,

On another note, its Friday WHERE IS OUR FREAKING SIGNING WAS MEANT TO BE THIS WEEK. Ok I may have had a bit to much pre workout today and am feeling pumped but im still enraged I haven't seen a signing yet. Enraged and Sad #trustinernie

Have you seen his hair? Hell, no.

If I'm honest, I'm more concerned about the licence extension than I am about who we're signing. At least signing new players is, more or less, something we've got control over.

Our license extension was supposed to be signed before the end of last season.

We're assured 5 years; though slightly worried this game of brinksmanship will blow up in our face. However, probably the best time to try and push it with Brisbane and co faltering so badly.