Wellington Phoenix Men

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
98% of women prefer me
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who ever it is holding that placard is a deadset funny cu.nt. Someone buy him a DB.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Something tells me he's a virgin. But he gets points for effort.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
buy hinm a DB?. nah, a Tui is more appropriate...

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah that was hilarious!!
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have a photo.  Will post tomorrow.  They were good lads.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well boys to be fair im the good looker with the dirty spanish mo!
 
Thanks for a WICKED first phoenix game, my mate I was with is a kiwi lad living in aussie, first time he has been to Wellington since he was 2. The bird we were with (not pictured) is an aussie, and supports the roar. Needless to say she said sweet f all all night!
 
On another matter i didn't think knives where aloud in? Because some old english  PRICK had one and sliced the sign in half, didn't even ask us to lower it, and it was half time! Fortunately the bloke I was with is a forgiving type but I was ready to throw to prick into the crowd.
 
And on an even better note here is an email I just got:
 
"haha just showed my mate who's in the surf shop.. He said he saw it on tv, they zoomed in on you as they walked off at half time.. He said he cracked up.
 
That is brilliant bro!!!"
 
Best of luck to you boys!
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brumbys wrote:
Well boys to be fair im the good looker with the dirty spanish mo!
 
Thanks for a WICKED first phoenix game, my mate I was with is a kiwi lad living in aussie, first time he has been to Wellington since he was 2. The bird we were with (not pictured) is an aussie, and supports the roar. Needless to say she said sweet f all all night!
 
On another matter i didn't think knives where aloud in? Because some old english  PRICK had one and sliced the sign in half, didn't even ask us to lower it, and it was half time! Fortunately the bloke I was with is a forgiving type but I was ready to throw to prick into the crowd.
 
And on an even better note here is an email I just got:
 
"haha just showed my mate who's in the surf shop.. He said he saw it on tv, they zoomed in on you as they walked off at half time.. He said he cracked up.
 
That is brilliant bro!!!"
 
Best of luck to you boys!
 
Maybe he was slightly f****d off at having to look at the back of the sign for 45 minuites. ??
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Tourets wrote:
Maybe he was slightly f****d off at having to look at the back of the sign for 45 minuites. ??


So he had the knife because he planned ahead just in case someone did bring a sign?

No matter what, you NEVER take knives to a football match. This kind of crap is exactly what the anti-football prats in the media love to pounce upon to make us look like violent hooligans. I might be a fan of AS Roma, but I'd rather leave the stabbings at the Olimpico than see them crop up here.
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Well to be fair lads, it hardly came up! Apart from when we went mental and you could see sweet f**k all anyway!
 
Key point being: He didn't have the nuts to just say "the signs in the way boys, leave it out". And that would have been that!
 
Not impressed by the kinfe ever, I don't think it would have gone to far in but still, not the sort of culture to be breeding.
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Oi lads let's not turn the knife into a thrown bottle.  It could have been a plastic knife he got from the food vendors.   
Agree it's a sh*t thing to do but just leave it.  It's done.  And you got your 30 secs on tele and your everlasting fame in the Fever's GALLERY!

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am a bit concerned that home games are going to be like the 7's soon, with people bringing "comedy" signs and dressing up.
 
Please let me be wrong.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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I am a bit concerned that home games are going to be like the 7's soon, with people bringing "comedy" signs and dressing up.
 
Please let me be wrong.
 
and this coming from the Bikini clad drunk himself...?
 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yea frankie is the only one allowed to covert attention

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
brumbys wrote:
Well boys to be fair im the good looker with the dirty spanish mo!
 
Thanks for a WICKED first phoenix game, my mate I was with is a kiwi lad living in aussie, first time he has been to Wellington since he was 2. The bird we were with (not pictured) is an aussie, and supports the roar. Needless to say she said sweet f all all night!
 
On another matter i didn't think knives where aloud in? Because some old english  PRICK had one and sliced the sign in half, didn't even ask us to lower it, and it was half time! Fortunately the bloke I was with is a forgiving type but I was ready to throw to prick into the crowd.
 
And on an even better note here is an email I just got:
 
"haha just showed my mate who's in the surf shop.. He said he saw it on tv, they zoomed in on you as they walked off at half time.. He said he cracked up.
 
That is brilliant bro!!!"
 
Best of luck to you boys!




Hmm - I was only a couple of rows behind you, wonder if it was the charmer who took the piss out of me for stammering when I tried to explain why I was wearing a bobbys helmet.

Had to ask the George lover to lower his poster as well - as it was blocking the view (and tick someone from that area off for chucking a bottle at FT - they were three sheets though)
ginger_eejit2007-11-19 16:55:33

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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brumbys wrote:
Well boys to be fair im the good looker with the dirty spanish mo!


It's more convincing than your Futsal...

How's my driving? - Whine here

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robbwatson wrote:

Tourets wrote:
Maybe he was slightly�f****d off�at having to look at the back of the sign for 45 minuites. ??
So he had the knife because he planned ahead just in case someone did bring a sign?


Before I lost my pocket knife, I used to take it everywhere. I almost forgot to put it in checked luggage on planes and everything (though the dictionaries in Whitcoulls are great...)

It's not that hard to take a knife to a game. It'll be like taking your keys.

Using it, however, is not good.
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brumbys wrote:




Hmm - I was only a couple of rows behind you, wonder if it was the charmer who took the piss out of me for stammering when I tried to explain why I was wearing a bobbys helmet.

Had to ask the George lover to lower his poster as well - as it was blocking the view (and tick someone from that area off for chucking a bottle at FT - they were three sheets though)
it wasn't me  ,mate i wasn't taking the piss i couldn't hear you i'm a little deaf and was trying to lip read with the noise of others talking i was struggling  i apologise if you we're offended, enjoyed your chanting though
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Someone told my mate to stop waving my flag and he only did it when we scored and at the end of the game, the least the guy could have done is say just put the sign down.
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I am a bit concerned that home games are going to be like the 7's soon, with people bringing "comedy" signs and dressing up.
 
Please let me be wrong.
 
and this coming from the Bikini clad drunk himself...?
 
 
good point.
 
In all honesty, I do think there is a difference between drunkingly ending up in a bikini, and planning to go somewhere in fancy dress.  It is the "pre-meditated wackiness" that I cannot stand.  It is why I have not, and will not, go to the sevens.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am a bit concerned that home games are going to be like the 7's soon, with people bringing "comedy" signs and dressing up.
 
Please let me be wrong.
 
and this coming from the Bikini clad drunk himself...?
 
 
good point.
 
In all honesty, I do think there is a difference between drunkingly ending up in a bikini, and planning to go somewhere in fancy dress.  It is the "pre-meditated wackiness" that I cannot stand.  It is why I have not, and will not, go to the sevens.


Be honest, you refuse to pay for warm plastic bottles of Lion Red

(Is there a worse drink in the world!?!)

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Holy sh*t, the sevens is fukn mean!!! Dressn up is oarsum but yeah not really the right scene at the football.
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Someone told my mate to stop waving my flag and he only did it when we scored and at the end of the game, the least the guy could have done is say just put the sign down.
where were you?
hope you weren't in front of me cos it was a pain in the arse the guy was waving it non stop
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Rocky wrote:
Holy sh*t, the sevens is fukn mean!!! Dressn up is oarsum but yeah not really the right scene at the football.
 
Holy sh*t, spelling properly is f**king mean!!! Correct spelling is awesome, but you are right - not really the right scene on a football website for grown ups.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

^^^^ Now that's some funny s**t right there

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the was sum ginger who was squeeling every 20 seconds and it got really old quickly. no humour involved there. go sit with the turtles if ya dont bring the gags
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lol think that was my mate....he was rather pissed. Very embarrasing.Was his first game. He took his pants off when everyone took their shirts off....i started the chant "put your f**king pants on"

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"we've got the best (only?) turtles.....in the league".....

As long as we protect and grow our support in the Zone, let others dress/support however they choose to - as long as they are loud and add to our ever building atmosphere....
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dont want it to turn into the sevens though....with that comes bad behaviour etc

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah fair enough....I see your point and agree there Tegal.  But think that sporadic one offs who make an effort should be left to do as they choose, rather than complaining about them or discouraging them.  I doubt those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are gonna make that effort every home game between now and Christmas.....

Any support (as long as its genuine and positive) should be welcomed and encouraged.....
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Rocky wrote:
Holy sh*t, the sevens is fukn mean!!! Dressn up is oarsum but yeah not really the right scene at the football.

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Holy sh*t, spelling properly is f**king mean!!! Correct spelling is awesome, but you are right - not really the right scene on a football website for grown ups.

Well excuse me teach, I'll try better next time aye! Well done none the less, great burn, even I can laugh at that. And I thought you were losing your touch.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Does anyone have a Big Bird costume I can borrow for the Adelaide game

Its no longer a problem.

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