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A New Supporters guide

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A New Supporters guide

Proudly "fed up of"         supporting the underdog, Major trophies in my lifetime:

Sunderland = 0
England = 0
Phoenix = 0
New Zealand = 0

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Right then,
 
I've just turned up in Wellington and I'm interested to get involved in this whole Phoenix revolution.
 
I've got my tickets for the next few home games, but i'm after a few pointers.  Mainly who are the phoenix players to watch out for, good and bad ?
 
Are the phoenix really as hopeless as the last few results suggest ?
 
 
Any pointers you can give me before the next games are most welcome.
 
 
 
 

Proudly "fed up of"         supporting the underdog, Major trophies in my lifetime:

Sunderland = 0
England = 0
Phoenix = 0
New Zealand = 0

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A guide to the supporters?  Right.

young lads at front of fever zone throw beer everywhere
 
fat blokes in the middle of the fever zone take their shirts off and eat pies
 
old geezers at the back of the fever zone complain about anyone having fun
 
Greek zone eat kebabs in silence
 
Rest of the stadium eat prawn sandwhiches.
 
Fans to look out for, good and bad?
 
Good = frankie mac - looks great in a bikini
Bad = Feverish - will nick you pie and urinate in your pint.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Welcome Ellwoodq to the best City with the best supporters throughout the land. Phoenix are having a few teething problems, however tonight should see a win 4-2
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 
a gigantic green arrow is always a good indication your guide is functioning correctly
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah and make sure you don't catch the dots on her box
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
managed to watch a few highlights of last weeks game, biggest thing i noticed apart from the very suspect defence was the speed of the game. coming accros from the uk the game is here is similar to pre season speed, thought felipe looked a pretty decent footballer, Daniel looked a lazy but potentially good player and if the keeper was a horse he would be put down..

Proudly "fed up of"         supporting the underdog, Major trophies in my lifetime:

Sunderland = 0
England = 0
Phoenix = 0
New Zealand = 0

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You summed things up pretty well there.

Allegedly

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ellwoodg wrote:
Mainly who are the phoenix players to watch out for?


George.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That had to come.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Arsenal wrote:
ellwoodg wrote:
Mainly who are the phoenix players to watch out for?


George.


Especially in the Man of the Match polls

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GREEK FEVER EAT SOUVLAKI NOT KEBEBS
 
kebebs are a "Turkish" delicacy
 
but i doubt greek fever is actually a thing, im sure it was a 12 yo speaking BS 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not quite sure why people here associate Greeks with kebabs.
 
It's a bit like associating Kiwis with chiko rolls ( an aussie staple). 
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwis prefer to be associated with pies....thanks.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mr twig wrote:
GREEK FEVER EAT SOUVLAKI NOT KEBEBS
 
kebebs are a "Turkish" delicacy
 
but i doubt greek fever is actually a thing, im sure it was a 12 yo speaking BS 
 
Kebabs, Souvlakia...does it really matter? Any edible meat will de me just fine...
 
 
 
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