Away for a month....My Wish List

 

I'm off to Britain and Germany for a month so I won't see you all until 4 January. Quitea few of the boys over there want Yellow fever tee shirts over there too.....

 

Someone else will be using my season ticket and I have put him in charge of the drum.

 

When I get back I want the following:

 

--All Phoenix home games to have been cut to 85 minutes.

--all those fun-nazi security people in day-glow yellow tops to have buggered off

--the Nix to be in the top four

--David Beckham to have impregnated at least 11 Wellington girls, so that the phoenix in 18-19 years will be full of free -kick specialists

--that we have bought some nasty, hardened veteran defender who would be in prison if he weren't playing football.

--some better refs who award a free kick for anything.

 

 

All the best boys,

 

The Gman  (Aka--that guy with the drum)