Here's a first draft of a Nix drinking game, to be played while watching away games on telly.
Phoenix events:
Phoenix kick off
1 sip
Free kick for the Nix
1 sip
Nix shoot on goal
1 sip
Nix force the keeper to save a shot
2 sips
Phoenix score
Drain your glass
Daniel subbed on before 60 minutes
3 sips
Daniel subbed on after 60 minutes
1 sip
Foul committed by Tim Brown
1 sip
Gutsy tackle by Ben SigmUnd
1 sip
Paston punches
1 sip
Paul Ifill limps
1 sip
Ben SigmUnd hoofs it upfield
1 sip
Leo Bertos beats a man
2 sips
Vince Lia shoots on goal
1 sip
Nix use all 3 subs
2 sips
Substitute has to play in a position which is
not his normal one (either team)
not his normal one (either team)
1 sip
Nix win
Drain your glass
Opposition events:
Opposition miss a penalty
3 sips
Yellow card for the opposition
2 sips
Red card for the opposition
3 sips
Commentators:
A foreign player has his country of origin mentioned
1 sip
Player has his international hopes or recent form mentioned
1 sip
Commentator uses the phrase "free header"
2 sips
Commentators refer to each other by their nicknames
2 sips
Commentator uses the phrase percentage ball
1 sip
Current league position of team mentioned
1 sip
There could be another version for those outside of Wellington watching the NZ commentary.
I'll update this as people offer ideas.
Bevan2012-02-19 20:02:25
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Harry Kewell gets "Man of the Match" from Robbie Slater...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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What if Daniel is brought on bang on 60 min
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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What if Daniel is brought on bang on 60 min
shirts off?
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Vince Lia shoots on goal
Gotta be worth more than 1 sip. What's his avg? 1 shot per season?
Gotta be worth more than 1 sip. What's his avg? 1 shot per season?
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Lia shoots
1 sip
Lia Shoots on target
5 sips
Lia scores
dozen
1 sip
Lia Shoots on target
5 sips
Lia scores
dozen
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How can you tell when Lia is shooting??
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
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How can you tell when Lia is shooting??
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So, how did people get on with this game last night?
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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No go - I was too busy screaming at Vinnie & Ricki
COYN
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