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Ben Sigmund Facts

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The number of the beast has been changed from 666 to 18.
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Seeing we're (mostly) ripping off Chuck Norris facts, here's one of my favourites.
 
If you enter Ben Sigmund into Google search, nothing comes up.
You don't find Siggy, he finds you.
wolfman2010-12-09 15:47:39


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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
THESE ARE GREAT.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The football related ones are the best,rather than the recycled Chuck Norris jokes.
 
Its brilliant though

Allegedly

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
@Siggy2010 doesn't tackle Alex Brosque. Alex Brosque tackles himself for @Siggy2010

@Siggy2010 is Darth Vader's Father
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Keep them coming in guys and if you are on Twitter please make sure you are following @Siggy2010Facts and join in with the #BenSigmundFacts hashtag.

I'm in the process of trying to get some prizes for the best Ben Sigmund Facts!

I'm hoping it might also spur Siggy to return to Twitter.

Although to be honest Siggy doesn't need Twitter - he's already following you!

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Tegal wrote:
The football related ones are the best,rather than the recycled Chuck Norris jokes.


What he said. Chuck Norris jokes are average, the football relation makes those particular Siggy quotes better.
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Someone should make a fakebensigmund.

Much. More. Fun

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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ahmad wrote:
Keep them coming in guys and if you are on Twitter please make sure you are following @Siggy2010Facts and join in with the #BenSigmundFacts hashtag.

I'm in the process of trying to get some prizes for the best Ben Sigmund Facts!

I'm hoping it might also spur Siggy to return to Twitter.

Although to be honest Siggy doesn't need Twitter - he's already following you!


YES - WHERE THE HELL IS SIGGY?
I only go on Twitter for the football - and Siggy hasn't been on in like . . a month and a half.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Someone should make a fakebensigmund.

Much. More. Fun

There is room in the market for you to do it. I'm just having some fun, you should too.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon leap out of water to emulate Siggy's match winner.
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Ben Sigmund wears boots and shin pads to protect the other players.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Someone should make a fakebensigmund.

Much. More. Fun

This.  twitter should only be used for satire
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Referees never show Siggy a red, they are too afraid he will charge and flatten them.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The FFA considered an entire new league for Siggy only but they didn't want to take the gloss off the A League.
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Ben Sigmund doesn't pass the ball to other players. He lends it to them.
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When Ben Sigmund does push-ups he doesn't go up, the earth goes down.
Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Siggy hasn't read the #bensigmundfacts yet, but I mentioned it to him tonight at members drinks.

He is also not likely to return to Twitter.
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Ard Righ wrote:
He is also not likely to return to Twitter.

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ahmad wrote:
Ard Righ wrote:
He is also not likely to return to Twitter.

 
 
 
SIGGY: He's Bigger than Twitter!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Ard Righ wrote:
He is also not likely to return to Twitter.
 
Because Twitter is changing its name to Siggy.
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Ard Righ wrote:
Siggy hasn't read the #bensigmundfacts yet, but I mentioned it to him tonight at members drinks.

He is also not likely to return to Twitter.




... did he say that?
or are you assuming?
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nah I've heard he left for reasons and was unlikely to come back.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
were people giving him sh*t after that 3-0 loss against Adelaide? That was the last time he was on.    It's a bit disappointing, he's got over 2.2k followers. certainly doesn't harm the club having a player using the social media to increase interest.
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phoenix_luver wrote:
Ard Righ wrote:
Siggy hasn't read the #bensigmundfacts yet, but I mentioned it to him tonight at members drinks.

He is also not likely to return to Twitter.




... did he say that?
or are you assuming?


He said it.

I talked to him at the bar for about 5 minutes, teased him about drinking water while the beers were free :)

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CboZ wrote:
Nah I've heard he left for reasons and was unlikely to come back.
 
Well if he has left for reasons I guess that is it then.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Ard Righ wrote:
phoenix_luver wrote:
Ard Righ wrote:
Siggy hasn't read the #bensigmundfacts yet, but I mentioned it to him tonight at members drinks.

He is also not likely to return to Twitter.




... did he say that?
or are you assuming?


He said it.

I talked to him at the bar for about 5 minutes, teased him about drinking water while the beers were free :)

I can back that up. Except the water v. beer comment, I unfortunately missed that bit haha.
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Ard Righ wrote:
phoenix_luver wrote:
Ard Righ wrote:
Siggy hasn't read the #bensigmundfacts yet, but I mentioned it to him tonight at members drinks.

He is also not likely to return to Twitter.




... did he say that?
or are you assuming?


He said it.

I talked to him at the bar for about 5 minutes, teased him about drinking water while the beers were free :)



dam. say why?
won't bother going on twitter for a while then.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Siggy taught Marco Rojas everything he knows. #BenSigmundFacts

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ben Sigmunds wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, Time to kick Francis Jeffers.
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10701529

Sigmund ready to build on life changing year

love the last paragraph "You get to the end of the season and everyone is buggered," he says. "But you know your chances of getting in the top six are there, so you just give it everything."

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Still interested in his reasons for giving twitter the flick,seems odd. Perhaps he did cop some flak

Allegedly

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Siggy doesn't take flak. He dishes it out!
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
Still interested in his reasons for giving twitter the flick,seems odd. Perhaps he did cop some flak
He wants to focus on his family. Nothing odd about that, especially with the premature arrival of a firstborn child.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
was twitter causing him to neglect that part if his life,or rather was it taking up that much of his time? It seems the sort of thing you spend a minute or so on a day,if that.


Allegedly

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Tegal wrote:
was twitter causing him to neglect that part if his life,or rather was it taking up that much of his time? It seems the sort of thing you spend a minute or so on a day,if that.

Depends how you use it. He got a LOT of interactiion, I imagine it would have taken up more time for him than some. I don't believe for a second that he'd neglect his family, so I'm guessing fatherhood helped him lose interest in it.

Ard Righ probebly remembers his reasoning better than I do though
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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Siggy spells Tommy Smith with an 'i"

I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological. 
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