Ben Sigmund Facts

Ben Sigmund Facts

After the legendary performance of Ben Sigmund on Sunday (best I've ever witnessed him play personally, and that was even if he hadn't score the last gasp winner), I mentioned that I think of him as the Chuck Norris of NZ Football.

I'm rolling with this one and have started compiling a list of Ben Sigmund Facts, which I'm hoping people will help to add to.

I'm hoping to get some prizes from interested sponsors to give away to some of the better contributions, with extra marks awarded for originality and footballing relevance.

Feel free to have a look on Twitter at @Siggy2010Facts where the facts will be compiled.

I'll get something started up on Facebook too if this gains momentum.

At the moment there is only one Fact (Ben Sigmund doesn't mark players - he permanently stamps them), but feel free to tweet using your own account with the hashtag: #BenSigmundFacts and I'll RT out your Tweets.

Or if you aren't Twitter enabled, then post your Facts here and I can forward them to the Twitterverse.ahmad2010-12-07 19:52:04

Love the Chuck Norris comparison. Good idea

It has been scientifically proven that a team of Ben Sigmunds would win the world cup.

?
its a bit sh*t, I know.
But he's my favourite player, so I needed to say something.

Ben Sigmund isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Ben Sigmund.

Fact, will probably only be another 3 games and people will be calling for his head like they were a while ago.

There's always one!

Not us cult followers though

You asked for facts and thats probably going to be closer to the truth than anything else likely to be posted here.

siggy used to be known as the the Landcrab, not the sea monster. But last Sunday he had a monster of a game. He is a legend and I wont be calling for him to be dropped. This season I've watched him not only having to do his job but covering someone else far too often.

Ben Sigmund can interrupt Kanye West.

Ben Sigmund does not shoot because the word shoot infers the probability of failure. Big Sigmund goes Scoring.

SACK SIGGY!

Ben Sigmund once played against Chuck Norris in goal. Siggie's unstoppable header was met by a Norris roundhouse kick so powerful that the two canceled each other out and ripped a hole in the fabric of space/time, into an alternate universe where Ben Sigmund is a Hollywood action star and Chuck Norris plays in the Nix back four.

    C-Diddy2010-12-07 21:10:36

If it weren't for the earthquake - Ben Sigmund would be the new mayor of Christchurch.

It has been pointed out that Siggy's pace, strength and determination on the field may be linked with unusually high levels of testosterone. This proves the theory that Siggy has three testicles.

Ben Sigmund has found a Phoenix player with a  long ball played from the back once!

Yawn.

He has also initiated the play which lead to Fallon scoring the winning goal vs Bahrain as well as getting a goal+assist last weekend.

I think I'll pop out for a siggy

When Siggy eats brekkie the ricebubbles dont go snap crackle pop...

Siggy is better than Jade North.

Some wise man made that statement last week... who was that again ?

Fixed

Ben Sigmund is what Willis was talking about.

Chuck Norris wears a Ben Sigmund Nix kit to bed.

Jade North wears a Siggy kit to bed

love it!

 

Terry threatened the IRD with a visit from Siggy and now Terry doesnt have to pay straight away.

Some say under his kit he is actually a T100 and that he sleeps standing up with both eyes open. We just know him as The Sig.

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic. We just know him as The Sig.

Last night I had a dream that Siggy missed the cook strait ferry so he just swam it. I think reading this thread had something to do with my mind coming up with that.

Some say that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Terry Serepisos. We just know him as The Sig.

Some say that recently pigs in Mexico started to die of something called "Sigflu", and that he's had to give up binge drinking since it's nearly hit $2 a litre. All we know, is that he's called.. "The Sig"

#coulddothisallday

Siggy is the only man that is acceptable for men to dream about.

Siggy was kicked out of the Gestapo for cruelty.

 = too much Napier Phoenix2010-12-08 12:48:12