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Caption Competition!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Caption Competition!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 
C-Diddy2010-03-14 20:30:02

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sorry.. But words can not describe that.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
OK i'll go first...
 
"C-Diddy was ok until somebody reminded him he was born in Newcastle..."

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"This is all the Tards' fault!"
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lol..

"f**k me.. Now I have to go back to Melbourne"
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"I wish I was back in Palmerston North....."
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
'C-diddy just saw News on the tv screen eating a pie'
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"The glue on this Phoenix souvenir moustache is stronger than I thought"

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tell me this is a Bling handkerchief im using.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"The fart disgusted even C-Diddy"


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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This Stinks
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Using his finely honed Jedi mind tricks, C-Diddy seamlessly merged into the background and became one with the scarf.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Dam' that stupid bet - if the Phoenix lose I'll eat my scarf"
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Diddly squat

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Im sure someone said this is where HN hid the donuts.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This handy scarf is hiding the embarrassment i'm feeling now i've realised I left the house without my pants
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I can haz blond moustache?
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Gutted"
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All your scarves are belong to Diddy

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the phoenix' new stealth weapon - half man, half scarf. The Diddinator.!
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Rise up, Wellington!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Remembering his manners, C Diddy barfed into his scarf when Sydney scored their second goal
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Too much Payne to bear
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Must...keep...my...my...hands...away...from...the...ball !!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not crying its my sinuses ,honest!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It is also in glorious technicolour on the back page of today's Dom Post .. near life size!!!
 
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Mark The Walrus Sainsbury spotted at Phoenix game"
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fans react to news Chris Payne has been offered a trial with the Phoenix  
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
W.T.F !!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Tears Before Bedtime ..."
 
Or to wax more lyrical ...
 
"He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy"
 
 
 
 
PS Chin up, old chap ... it can only get better.
 
 
cronus2010-03-15 16:09:38
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Flights to Sydney -$800
1 Night at the YHA -$50
one or 2 drinks pre-game -$80
 
watching Sydney play Volleyball -priceless
 
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dbart wrote:
Flights to Sydney -$800
1 Night at the YHA -$50
one or 2 drinks pre-game -$80
 
watching Sydney play Volleyball -priceless
 
 
Too soon..but

14/11/09

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"After Sydney went up 3-1, there was nothing for it but to huff petrol through his scarf."
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Oh f**k, Daniel's on, I'm gonna need a new scarf."
You know we belong together...

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
" stomach payne "
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've still got another week in Sydney
giddyup2010-03-15 18:01:18
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh my God, Smithy's born where?!..........

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
dbart wrote:
Flights to Sydney -$800
1 Night at the YHA -$50
one or 2 drinks pre-game -$80
 
watching Sydney play Volleyball -priceless
 



soopah!


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Rise up, Wellington!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Mr Diddy was fine after the 13 bottles of Magners Cider, it was the 1 bottle of Budweiser that made him feel ill.

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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