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Competition Competition

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Competition Competition

Founder

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ok so keen to have a YF comp with a very sweet prize. I can't think of a good comp though, so I figure we should hav a competition to find the best competition idea. The prize for this won't be nearly as good as the main comp, in fact I haven't thought about what it is yet (I might hold a competition to come up with ideas).

Anyway - entries for competition ideas close in one week. Any stoopid ideas must be supported with a genuine suggestion.

Founder

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Competition idea: Come up with the best idea to boost Phoenix home crowd numbers.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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Best Phoenix sign in the best Location ! 2 Categories are Wellington region and elsewhere.
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Compose an original Wellington Phoenix anthem that can be played at the stadium before the game.



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topiary wrote:
Best Phoenix sign in the best Location ! 2 Categories are Wellington region and elsewhere.
 
Can I vote for this one! or do you get to choose the coolest idea?
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Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
 
i.e.  Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
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i.e.� Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


I like this. With a cook-off being held pre / post match or something.

FOOD WIN!

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
 
i.e.  Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


Daniel Burger. 'nuff said.

That being said - Mirjan Pavlova.


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Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
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i.e.� Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


Cool idea, but you've used up all the ideas!

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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101 questions about Hard News and food.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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101 answers about Hard News and food

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
 

i.e.  Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


Cool idea, but you've used up all the ideas!
The obvious one isnt there
 Paul..........................................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.............................................................................................................................................TRIFLE !!!!!!!!
Kiwi Hatter2010-10-14 22:59:49

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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A mere trifle.

However there is also the Ifill-C-Diddy-Greenie club sandwich.

Apparently quite indigestible for most people.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
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i.e.� Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


Cool idea, but you've used up all the ideas!


Tomato.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Scottishbhoy wrote:
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Best Phoenix inspired food to be sold at the stadium.
 

i.e.  Ricki SHERBERT, Tim BROWNIE, Curry Serepisos, Reece Chowder, PASTIES etc


Cool idea, but you've used up all the ideas!
The obvious one isnt there
 Paul..........................................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>........................TRIFLE !!!!!!!!
Paul Offal?

Founder

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Didn't Roger Mellie have a competition for guess the celebrity's ring piece?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Biggest cock?

Three for me, and two for them.

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That would go to Chris Payne

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Look whose Stalking - who has the best photo with a Phoenix player around town
Ifill happy - participants take control of a clinically depressed persons lives for 2 weeks and helps to cheer them up by taking them to Phoenix games, buying them merchandise, etc.  Paul Iffil decides who has done the best job.
I'm your Manny - A Wham karaoke competiton judged by Manny Muscat.
Brockie Seconds - everyone swaps girlfriends/wives for a week.  No real winner..........

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Siggy's Smoking - winner is the first person to get Siggy drunk enough to smoke on camera.
As the Crowther flies - first person film themselves tripping up Reece Crowther wins an airline chartered flight between any two destinations within the Wellington CBD.
Do you rant, eh? - first person to make a call centre person cry by yelling at them wins a romantic dinner at the Fishermans Table

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Herbie goes bananas - someone has to convince Ricki to make a tactical sub before the 70th minute
A Trani surprise - participants dress as a women and try to seduce Luciano Trani
 
I'm here all week, make sure you tip your waitress.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Frankie mate these ideas are top notch, I don't think I have laughed this hard on these forums ever.

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Shut it down, Frankie has covered all that can be covered.
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Pinpoint the exact moment when Ricki Herbert started believing his own press and turned into a sanctimonious prick

Normo's coming home

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okay so this might not be right for this particular challenge, but here is something I would like to see:

HALFTIME PENALTY KICK CELEBRITY CHALLENGE

You get someone like John Key/Serepisos/Gin Wigmore to be the goalkeeper, they come up all kitted out, then the announcer calls out a random ticket number and that spectator is invited to come up and take a kick. Or maybe best of five. If they score 3 out of 5 they win $1000 CASH.

If the keeper wins they can donate the $1000 to a charity of their choosing.

They do something similar with halfway throws in the NBA, it's very popular. If you set up the challenge I will get Key signed on as celebrity keeper.

monkeyfish2010-10-15 18:31:15
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Frankie Mac wrote:
Look whose Stalking - who has the best photo with a Phoenix player around town

Ifill happy - participants take control of a clinically depressed persons lives for 2 weeks�and helps to cheer them up by taking them to Phoenix games, buying them merchandise, etc.� Paul Iffil decides who has done the best job.

I'm your Manny - A Wham karaoke competiton judged by Manny Muscat.

Brockie Seconds - everyone swaps girlfriends/wives for a week.� No real winner..........

Pretty Cool Idea. I like ifill happy and the stalking one
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frankie ur AMAZING
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Phoenix Name Game, I'm ready to defend my title.
You know we belong together...

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Spot the stripey.

Be captured on camera in a stripey in the most interesting place (and doesn't mean "ooh, look at me I'm in New York" - although running across the finish line winnning the New York marathon in a stripey would hit the spot).

Bonus points if captured by mainstream media (ie being the one in the stripey at the front of the Metallica concert type of thing).

Not super original, but gets the brand out there.

I know, I know, its serious!

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Maybe wear the stripey when you go in to pay the council rates?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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I never want to see John Key at a phoenix game ever again.
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Turfmoore wrote:
Spot the stripey.

Be captured on camera in a stripey in the most interesting place (and doesn't mean "ooh, look at me I'm in New York" - although running across the finish line winnning the New York marathon in a stripey would hit the spot).

Bonus points if captured by mainstream media (ie being the one in the stripey at the front of the Metallica concert type of thing).

Not super original, but gets the brand out there.


I like this one, just quietly, I'd win for sure
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Phoenix Sevens. Nominate a game day. Everyone comes in Phoenix-themed costume. We have a big party. Everyone wins. Just like kiwisport.

Pathetic. Not apathetic.

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Vinnie Liar
Nix hardman Vinnie Lia tells tales of football hardmen Vinnie Grella and Vinnie Jones.

Fans have to pick which statement is fales.
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Bevan wrote:
Vinnie LiarNix hardman Vinnie Lia tells tales of football hardmen Vinnie Grella and Vinnie Jones.Fans have to pick which statement is fales.


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Fraud Squad: 1st person to get photographic evidence of an adult using a kids ticket to get into the ROF wins a prize. Jag2010-10-18 12:17:33

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Jag wrote:
Fraud Squad: 1st person to get photographic evidence of an adult using a kids ticket to get into the ROF wins a prize.


Good idea.

Kind of.

I bet it would actually INCREASE the incidence of it. People would purposely buy a kid's ticket and get their mates to photograph them using it to get in, or photograph themselves doing it, just to win the prize.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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Proof of LWife - YFites have to provide photographic proof that there really is a member of the opposite sex that loves them idiosyncrasies and dodgy personalities and all
 
and for the singles on here
 
Show me the hottie - a comp to see who can bring the best looking date to a home game in nov/dec
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