dissapointing

 

 I see your irony! We are all so different, the variety of opinions expresed still keep it interesting, even if we don't agree with what is being said. I gather I have missed a thread aimed at me. Not to worry. I will never be everyones cup of tea. I'm just so appreciative the guys that put this site together have given us a common place to meet. I hate to say it but the official club site is as crap now as it was pre-season. This place rocks!

hopefully in the off season well have run out of stuff to talk about so the bollocks will be free flowing and everyone will be claiming to know someone who knows someone who can guarantee that leo bertos has signed. god knows what we are going to talk about if he signs a week after the season finishes

 

I think you are being a bit generous to Elrich there Cosimo

  and to use another well worn sporting cliche "thats gold"

 

PMSL!

 

 If we are not funny, let's see your attempt at humour. You might make us laugh.

 

PMSL!

 

 If we are not funny, let's see your attempt at humour. You might make us laugh.

 

no need to panic, NO NEED TO PANIC im sitting here reading about people go on about archie thompsons new haircut eg.

 

forum member 1:   I do say is that a new haircut that our good fellow archie is sporting

 

forum member 2: Rather

 

and people talking about yf in rotorua ROTORUA WHAT THE HELL IS A ROTORUA

 

i second that one of the few funny guys on here

 

not as good as youd thought it would be perhaps?

While we're doing bizzare posts here's my contrib:

 

A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre so he gave her one.

 

I'll get me coat.

 

well i certainly didnt expect there to be anything about football in it

 

I think we may need a few fresh ideas especially as we're about to head into a long off season.

 

just off the top of my head how about:

 

1. A weekly guest column from one of the Phoenix players/staff - i.e the kitman about football or life in Wellington in general? something short and snappy and different to what we'd usually get to read in the papers about match reports etc.

 

It'd give us all something new to read and comment about.

 

2. We could do a similar thing for overseas New Zealand players where they put together a few words about life wherever. But we could have a poll on the forum asking members what questions we want to put to the player so we can delve deeper- you know - 'on the NZFootball site you say your favourite food is pizza, YF want to know would you prefer Hawiian or Pepperoni?'  

 

I reckon that there must be people on the forum who know some players and can send off an email on our behalf to get players views, even if they're playing church/pub league here in the UK they'd be a lark.

 

3. We could get in contact with former players (some of you are probably on the forum) and ask them questions about life after pro football. Maybe some would even be interesting and interested in featuring on a podcast?

 

4. We shut down all threads that do not refer to effigy burning (because that was comedy gold).

 

There must be stacks of other better ideas out there that'll keep the YF forum the excitement machine that it's quickly proved to be.

 

Otherwise i might go back to threads on effigies, seeing as  that seemed popular.

 

So if they do have any kiwi who's willing to answer a few questions which can be knocked into some interesting sentences for our reading pleasure, what do we want to ask them?

 

FYI the Vampires website is www.crouchendvampires.org.uk

 

I'll get the first question into the pot:

 

1. If you were to burn an effigy, who would it be?