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Effigy burning - season review

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Effigy burning - season review

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Let's look back at who I suggested we burn effigies of at the start of the season (http://www.yellowfever.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=74&KW=effigy):

 

Melbourne - Harold Bishop

Adelaide - that stupid bitch off the adverts on the tele (if we cannot be bothered to build an effigy that week, we could just burn her)

Cold Coast - Kelly Slater

Sydney - the entire cast of CSI

Queensland - Wally Lewis

Newcastle - Alan Shearer

Perth - Michael Hussey

 

So what has changed?  My current list for next season is as follows:

 

Melbourne � Kath and Kim, honourable mentions to Harold Bishop and Kiwi Pie (just kidding � Kiwi Pie is massive, so it would take too long to make)

Adelaide � stupid bitch off the adverts on the tele, with an honourable mention to Cassio, as my watch recently broke

Newcastle � the bullock puncher, with honourable mentions to both his parents and all 4 grand parents if they are still alive.

Sydney � Russell Crow, with honourable mentions to the entire Swans outfit

Central Coast � I need some help here people��..

Brisbane � Steve Irwin's monkey faced daughter, or Wayne Bennnet, or Seo, or Karmichael Hunt, or���.

Perth � Michael "Mr Hussey" Cricket

 

I really need some help with CC effigy.  Any ideas?

 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I can get the Winston effigy from the Electoral Finance protest to burn at the next All Whites game...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Brisbane � Steve Irwin's monkey faced daughter" - You can't say that one Frankie, it's just not Cricket! Mind you if Coco the Clown doesn't want people passing those remarks perhaps he should consider not wearing Zinc on his lips especially during the night time part of a day/night matches. I mean, what's he gonna do? Get sunburnt lips at night??
Perhaps Coco deserves an effigy??
Lonegunmen2008-02-15 14:33:42
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bits of me are massive, I grant you.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd be more than happy to burn an Effigy of Helen Clark for the Phoenix.

Don't get my wrong I love the Phoenix, I just hate Helen Clark.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the thing is we have to burn effigy's related to the opposition, otherwise it is just a waste of paper and.............stuff.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Winston would also make a good effigy & Paul Henry
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Burn their stadium, since it apparently cant host grand finals anyway...

Allegedly

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd like to to Adelaide
and burn the Hindmarsh down
I'd like to go to Perth Glory
and kick the shed around

I'd like to go to Queensland Roar
and teach them to make noise
and when they ask us who we are
We'll say the Fever boys...

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cool photo and I can see the likeness except your effigy only has one face unlike the real thing.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He may also be a little egg covered after his trip up to the second auckland march ;)
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
couldnt agree more about the little Irwin one...doooooooooo it!


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