Feva Fitba Fund

The Feva Fitba Fund has been established to support the unofficial supporter's group (that Guy Smith formed) to learn a few more chants other than "Stand Up", "Oh Wellington" and "Same Old Aussies". To achieve that goal the YF Elite needs to compete, both off the field and in the bucket fountain, with high profile well-resourced groups in Australia like RBB, WST, WSG, The Cove, The Tardis (I just made this one up).

The YF Elite invites you to join our family of pissheads, tifo meisters, song sheet writers, and the dominion post investigative journalists in personally contributing to the continued growth of our high spend up coal face supporter performance programme. You can also pledge on behalf of a family member, friend, or business (best not tell them that you're doing it to avoid disappointment). All funds will be re-invested in to the continued growth of the YF Elite's pulled pork sandwiches programme, helping our executive and forum moderators develop a sustainable middle-aged spread advantage in areas such as complaining a lot on the forum after a loss,complaining a lot on the forum after a draw, and complaining a lot on the forum about Vince Lia.

There will be a number of exclusive benefits offered to those who join the Feva Fitba Fund including our ‘one touch... promise’. This is an opportunity for members of the Feva Fitba Fund to enter the team change rooms for a quick selfie with the lads when they are in the shower as we make history.

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Pledges:

• $1 for every loss
• $1 for every time Steve-O nuts off at Vince Lia
• $1 for every Fresh Prince gif posted by terminator x (real name Ella Yelich-O'Connor)
• $20 if Phoenix City ever gets as good as In the Zone (although it does have a better name)

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Just send your pledges in by Western Union Money order to yfspendup@dont.tell.budgie.co.nz

I'd like to pledge my spleen. 

Do you get a fridge magnet?

Fridge magnet, members pin, personalised welcome letter, YF special edition kazoo.  

Pledge another $5 and you get the YF natural glow, ideal for shirts off at 80 mins.  Just imagine the cameras filming those thousands of luminous spheres!

Mmm, luminous spheres.. *drools*

Wrong thread

Cant afford to pay for every loss

I can only afford to pay 20c for every Steve-O event

$1 loss and $1 every time Steve-O nuts off is double dipping really isn't it? May as well make it $2 per loss. 

Steve-O doesn't need us losing to go off his nut.

Furthermore you are assuming Steve-O will only bust a nut once per loss, and I think that is ambitious. I figure for every loss you are in for around $4 or $5 on that pledge structure.

So far FFF must be rather low.  By my reckoning it would be $39:

• $1 for the first round loss.
• $38 for Steve-O in the first round.

Although Phoenix City is upping its game.