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The funny headlines that never were from the Phoenix season:
Marinators stew in own juices
The Central Coast Mariners supporters club regret not thinking of a decent name like Yellow Fever, having the same crappy name for 2 years now.
'Marinators? What the hell were we thinking?' fan spokesman said.
Brazilians waxed!
Cleberson and George get the axe ..
Beckham wants his chips back
After reading about auctions on TradeMe for his food scraps, David Beckham got in contact with the Condominium Post to apologise.
'You'd think I would have learned after my rubbish bags were stolen from outside the house in Madrid last year.
I'm so embarassed, Mum raised me to eat everything on the plate.
I never drop any rubbish normally!'
Daniel shows us his new 'sticky' boots
Brazilian midfielder Daniel got a set of sprigs for Christmas. I won't fall over anymore, he promised.
Moss growing on Wellington goalposts
The Phoenix keeper talks about his season between the sticks.
Felipe's barber reveals haircut secrets
Ticketek restate commitment to quality
Manager of the top-rate ticket agency proudly talk about their exemplary service to the Wellington Phoenix.
'I have to say, we weren't expecting to see more fans than the Knights had. We'd only printed 180 season tickets'
There's probably a few more waiting out there, I might add some ...
Bevan2008-01-07 20:45:19
The funny headlines that never were from the Phoenix season:
Marinators stew in own juices
The Central Coast Mariners supporters club regret not thinking of a decent name like Yellow Fever, having the same crappy name for 2 years now.
'Marinators? What the hell were we thinking?' fan spokesman said.
Brazilians waxed!
Cleberson and George get the axe ..
Beckham wants his chips back
After reading about auctions on TradeMe for his food scraps, David Beckham got in contact with the Condominium Post to apologise.
'You'd think I would have learned after my rubbish bags were stolen from outside the house in Madrid last year.
I'm so embarassed, Mum raised me to eat everything on the plate.
I never drop any rubbish normally!'
Daniel shows us his new 'sticky' boots
Brazilian midfielder Daniel got a set of sprigs for Christmas. I won't fall over anymore, he promised.
Moss growing on Wellington goalposts
The Phoenix keeper talks about his season between the sticks.
Felipe's barber reveals haircut secrets
Ticketek restate commitment to quality
Manager of the top-rate ticket agency proudly talk about their exemplary service to the Wellington Phoenix.
'I have to say, we weren't expecting to see more fans than the Knights had. We'd only printed 180 season tickets'
There's probably a few more waiting out there, I might add some ...
Bevan2008-01-07 20:45:19
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Moss growing on Phoenix goalposts
The Phoenix keeper talks about his season between the sticks.
Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic
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Outstanding work Bevan.....very humourous and much appreciated!
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the ticketec one is pure class.
I'm watching Perth V CM, When the Perth fans chant "Glory" is
sounds like they are chanting "Borat" or is that just my
imagination??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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They're going to sign Borat as next season's marquee player.
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They're going to sign Borat as next season's marquee player.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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