Wellington Phoenix Men

Half-time bed-making competition

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about 12 years ago

Am I the only feverite that still yearns for the days of proper half-time entertainment? Never mind slightly less rubbish food bring back the bed-making competition, that's the way to get the fans (and uncommitted) back to the stadium.

We ara peeple!!!
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about 12 years ago

word my friend

I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 12 years ago

Amen Steff



"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 12 years ago


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I LOVE LAMP

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about 12 years ago

Half time bed making was surprisingly entertaining, maybe make them do it with giant foam gloves on. Or add fire.

You'll never beat The Salmon!

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about 12 years ago
It was entertaining AND educational. But deep undercover research has revealed that they only did the bed making because it was sponsored by Wellington Beds, not because the Phoenix thought it was good idea. A shocking display of corporate corruption if ever there was one.
Looking at the list of current sponsors, can we come up with something as good as bed making?
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoenix/ourpartners
Fastest one to make a flat white (Mojo)
Speediest double entry bookkeeping (KPMG)
Quickest pouring of a milk shake (Wendy's Super Sundaes)


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about 12 years ago

The "Bed Making" was, by far, the best halftime entertainment that I have even seen at a Phoenix game, or any other sporting event around the world for that matter.

From memory, the contestants were a a male and a female and the bloke was much faster in the bed-making stage of the challenge but failed to put the ball into an empty net from 6 yards and the girl won the event.

"Corporate Corruption?" Bring it on....

Sad that I remember so much about this but often fail to remember who scored by the time I get back The Bencher!!!!!


I'm slightly disappointed!

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almost 12 years ago

We were well and truely put to bed last night.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 12 years ago

I made my bed at half time in Saturday's game. Almost got into it too. 

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 12 years ago


sheets were dirty

I LOVE LAMP

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almost 12 years ago
tl wrote:
It was entertaining AND educational. But deep undercover research has revealed that they only did the bed making because it was sponsored by Wellington Beds, not because the Phoenix thought it was good idea. A shocking display of corporate corruption if ever there was one.
Looking at the list of current sponsors, can we come up with something as good as bed making?
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoenix/ourpartners
Fastest one to make a flat white (Mojo)
Speediest double entry bookkeeping (KPMG)
Quickest pouring of a milk shake (Wendy's Super Sundaes)


Fastest to hack the NSA mainframe (Huawei) 

(jk)

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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almost 12 years ago
[quote=tl]It was entertaining AND educational. But deep undercover research has revealed that they only did the bed making because it was sponsored by Wellington Beds, not because the Phoenix thought it was good idea. A shocking display of corporate corruption if ever there was one.
Looking at the list of current sponsors, can we come up with something as good as bed making?
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoenix/ourpartners
Fastest one to make a flat white (Mojo)
Speediest double entry bookkeeping (KPMG)
Quickest pouring of a milk shake (Wendy's Super Sundaes)


Fastest to hack the NSA mainframe (Huawei) 


(jk)

How about the Hotel Intercontinental stepping up with Gibson Sheet?
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almost 12 years ago

What about cat races to see who can catch the slippery rat first? (Gareth)

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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almost 12 years ago

Fastest to rescue Paul & Elle from an elevator.

Brought to you by Reading Cinemas ;-)

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History

I always wanted to compete in the one where the aim was to spear tackle Jojo


Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago
Tegal wrote:

I always wanted to compete in the one where the aim was to spear tackle Jojo

Wasn't that the Easter competition where the chick got knocked out?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 12 years ago

Yes Tegal that's it.
PS. Feeling a Fever Hashtag coming

PhoenixHTComp
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almost 12 years ago

Possum throwing?

#oldtiredinjokes

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Possum throwing?

#oldtiredinjokes

That's the sort of thing that is driving people away from this forum. 

Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago

I thought it was because we are a bit sh!t at the moment.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 12 years ago

I thought it was the cliques?

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almost 12 years ago

Cliques that wish harm on animals?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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