I'm getting pressurised by the wife...
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to take the day of for the match this weekend, (obviously I'm going, but I'm working that night so no drinks). If I book it off I lose extra money and an extra days leave.
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
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to take the day of for the match this weekend, (obviously I'm going, but I'm working that night so no drinks). If I book it off I lose extra money and an extra days leave.
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
You should probably give them back to whoever they belong to.
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to take the day of for the match this weekend, (obviously I'm going, but I'm working that night so no drinks). If I book it off I lose extra money and an extra days leave.
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
You should probably give them back to whoever they belong to.
only kidding I'm as thick as f*ck me
! Oh the Ironing!ForteanTimes2008-10-22 10:38:19
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Listen to your wife.
In this particular instance she is spot on.
I know, I know, its serious!
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Slighty off topic but along the woman pressure situation...
My girlfriend said that she hated all sport, especially live sport (she'd only seen live rugby games prior mind), so when in June I said I was going to spend money on a season ticket she said it was a stupid idea and told me off when I suggested that I get a season ticket for her as well.
Well I bought her a single ticket for the first game and though she seemed not to enjoy it - she instructed me to purchase another one...and then again for the next one...
Now she is a fan! As I missed one home game (the 0-0 home draw) due to work, she has been to more matches this season than I have - yet still refuses to buy a season ticket because that would mean, in some strange sense, that I was right and that she would love watching live football.
I am looking forward to paying $30 for her ticket on Sunday
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Women eh?
My girlfriend said that she hated all sport, especially live sport (she'd only seen live rugby games prior mind), so when in June I said I was going to spend money on a season ticket she said it was a stupid idea and told me off when I suggested that I get a season ticket for her as well.
Well I bought her a single ticket for the first game and though she seemed not to enjoy it - she instructed me to purchase another one...and then again for the next one...
Now she is a fan! As I missed one home game (the 0-0 home draw) due to work, she has been to more matches this season than I have - yet still refuses to buy a season ticket because that would mean, in some strange sense, that I was right and that she would love watching live football.
I am looking forward to paying $30 for her ticket on Sunday
.Women eh?
Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic
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don't take no sh*t from your shorties.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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^^^ SPOT ON
(Although it's spelt Shawties)
(Although it's spelt Shawties)
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Slighty off topic but along the woman pressure situation...
My girlfriend said that she hated all sport, especially live sport (she'd only seen live rugby games prior mind), so when in June I said I was going to spend money on a season ticket she said it was a stupid idea and told me off when I suggested that I get a season ticket for her as well.
Well I bought her a single ticket for the first game and though she seemed not to enjoy it - she instructed me to purchase another one...and then again for the next one...
Now she is a fan! As I missed one home game (the 0-0 home draw) due to work, she has been to more matches this season than I have - yet still refuses to buy a season ticket because that would mean, in some strange sense, that I was right and that she would love watching live football.
I am looking forward to paying $30 for her ticket on Sunday.
Women eh?
My girlfriend said that she hated all sport, especially live sport (she'd only seen live rugby games prior mind), so when in June I said I was going to spend money on a season ticket she said it was a stupid idea and told me off when I suggested that I get a season ticket for her as well.
Well I bought her a single ticket for the first game and though she seemed not to enjoy it - she instructed me to purchase another one...and then again for the next one...
Now she is a fan! As I missed one home game (the 0-0 home draw) due to work, she has been to more matches this season than I have - yet still refuses to buy a season ticket because that would mean, in some strange sense, that I was right and that she would love watching live football.
I am looking forward to paying $30 for her ticket on Sunday
.Women eh?
Haha..gotta love it !!!!
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The word is pressured, not pressurised. She would only be pressurising you if she'd put a pump up your bum and was inflating you.
I'm only warning you as it's one of Hard News' pet hates. That and salads.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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to take the day of for the match this weekend, (obviously I'm going, but I'm working that night so no drinks). If I book it off I lose extra money and an extra days leave.
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
Oh fever what should I do? It's Guttering....
p.s. I have a degree in communication and English language
You might as well stay home, your nuts are already there in a jar on the top shelf well out of your reach!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Women. You can't live with 'em and you can't stab them to death and then stash the festering corpse in your crawlspace for a few months until the heat dies down. Tschhhhhh....
TheJam2008-10-23 12:45:35Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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The word is pressured, not pressurised. She would only be pressurising you if she'd put a pump up your bum and was inflating you.
I'm only warning you as it's one of Hard News' pet hates. That and salads.
He was clearly taking the piss, that's why News didn't jump on it.el grapadura2008-10-24 11:49:49
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